Monday, September 22nd 2008
This Is Not What You Need First Thing In the Morning, But.....
This is for the bitches out there smart enough to skip the sleeping pill known as the Emmys. Unfortunately, you can't escape the most bizarre part of the evening. I'm talking about Josh Groban's insane montage of TV themes. I was nodding off like a junkie after a fix for most of the show, but when Josh's mouth opened, my eyes immediately turned on and my ears started screaming, "Why me?!!!"
When he did the "South Park" theme, I had to make sure the weed wasn't spiked with acid. As much as this was horrifically beautiful, you know what would have made it soooo much better? If the amazing performers from "The Way" were his back-up singers and dancers. That would've taken this shit to the next fucking dimension.
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I'm sorry but Josh Groban makes me cream my panties thus he can do no wrong in my eyes. I laughed my ass off at this. *kisses*
TEAM JOSH!
It was MEANT as a joke, MK! And Josh looked like he was having fun with it. The fact that HE was doing this was all part of the joke, before he came across as a way too serious dick, but this was good!
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Hmmm watched this with my big bro last night , we usually hate forced shit like this but we laughed our delighted asses off...
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I scanned it and had to turn it off.
I was sort of indifferent to Josh Groban before, but now I fucking love him! The guy's got a sense of humor and I love it. Haters can suck the dick I don't have.
Josh Groban did a diservice to Ja'Net Du Bois because he can't sing the theme to "The Jefferson's" as well as she can. Overall I guess it wasn't too bad.
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Oh and I did also hear him say OH GOD, right before the Fresh Prince of Bel Air started LOL Maybe that was his least fave part LOL
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
I actually enjoyed it. But I love Josh and his beautiful voice. I mean I do agree with someone that Jack Black would have been better for this, BUT I think Josh was more interested in having fun. People who take themselves seriously, I imagine sometimes want to step out of the box and be silly. Maybe he loves TV and jumped at the chance of this. I don't know, everyone seems to have hated it, but I did like it lol
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
Okay, I kind of liked that, but I am pissed off that he didn't insert "Who can turn the world on with her smile?" Ignoring the first and arguably greatest three-camera comedy "The Mary Tyler Moore Show?" Heresy.
ok, they accomplished what they wanted in that I got nostalgic for all these shows and their theme songs... but tell me, how strange was this? LOL. Nostalgic, yes, but I did have to laugh.
Hehehhe, they so skipped Kenny's part on purpose during the South Park theme...if they'd done it, it would have been way classy to cut to a shot of that lady in the green dress from Mad Men. I like girls with big fat titties! Actually the part where Animal gets dragged up during the X-Files theme was sorta funny too. Other than that, I couldn't really watch the whole thing, it was totally awful!
Your face!
Someone who takes himself less seriously than Groban should have taken this on; Jack Black comes to mind.
Reminds me though that the theme to the Jeffersons STILL KICKS ASS after all this time!!
Submitted by alknowingone on September 22, 2008 - 9:36am.
Josh did a spot-on Eric Theodore Cartman! Give credit where credit is due, please.
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He did do an impressive Cartman!
I also liked hearing Doris Roberts say, "Oh my god, they killed Kenny" at the beginning of the show.
The Emmys should continue youthing it up, but please, no more Ryan Seacrest.
OMFG< LMFAO~ You know damn well the writers for the Emmys had nothing to do with this. He had created this montage months ago, in his bathroom. He just sits in his tub with a tux on and sings random tv show songs. The south park one and fresh prince of bel air were the best..josh must have just escaped Tommy Boy's dungeon, ran in to the emmys and sang this on stage, as a form of releasing the torture.. Tommy boy made him endure~Pain is Beauty
Over 4 mins of that? Lord luv a duck. I wonder if he practiced at home - his next door neighbours could plead that he needed killin.
That man should marry this woman and move to a small deserted island somewhere. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UgpfSp2t6k
Damn, this was painful. Sounds like my shell-shocked uncle prattling around the house after one of his benders!
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"Josh Groban's insane montage of TV themes" pretty much sums it up. Steve Martin's tux looked awesome, other than that anyone associated with this was all korn.
You guys are being a little too tough out there, I think. I found it very entertaining. Josh did a spot-on Eric Theodore Cartman! Give credit where credit is due, please. And Animal...the baddest muppet of them all...was there. I dunno, I liked it!
Josh Groban is awful.
Horrible, saccharine, undiluted-shite.
Boring music for boring people.
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P.S. I just lost all respect for Josh Groban.
The Emmy's the Oscar's the VMA's they're all so shitty, why even bother to have a show, they should just send out the awards as pathetically as the entertainers phone in their talent. All such a big waste of airtime.
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 10:22am.
Submitted by ilovejoshgroban on September 22, 2008 - 10:19am.
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what are josh's fans called? Joshaloonies? Grobanites? do they have a name?
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In addition to the bizarre opening, this is precisely why I stopped watching.
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that was truly horrifying to watch...and now in the hell could htey justify treating the MASH theme so glibly?
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Is it weird that I just fell in love with Josh Groban a little bit?
Please don't tell me they did another horrible song/dance spot on the Emmys?! why? WHY? I won't even watch it.
I can't believe I watched 1:52 of that crap. Who in the Hell thought that was a good idea?
I feel sick.
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Submitted by tinkuy on September 22, 2008 - 10:23am.
Proof positive that US society suffers from massive ADHD.
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Josh Groban rapping the theme to Fresh Prince?! I have officially just seen it all. But I'm glad to see someone finally found a gig for Ed Macman...that poor man.
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I'm waiting for the rain of fire, because clearly the Apocalypse is on it's way...
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That was effing hilarious.
Back in the day, I used to work for this production company. It was pure comedy gold to hear them brainstorm themes for Vegas shows and make up lyrics to songs introducing new pharmas that had just been approved. That montage is totally something they would have come up with and laughed for ten minutes straight and then said "Seriously, though... we have to come up with something we can actually pitch with a straight face."
This was the WORST award show ever.
Could David Boreanez have LOOKED LESS THRILLED to be announcing with Lauren Conrad? That made me laugh.
Is it me or was last years better, you know, during the writers strike?
Bright note, all new shows this week!!!
It is National Stay At Home Week.
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I thought it was fun, but when are we going to admit the mic is just there to cover up the bad lip-syncing?
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Proof positive that US society suffers from massive ADHD.
Submitted by shandi on September 22, 2008 - 6:18am.
Lastly, what in the hell was the point of this shit-tastic performance?
Submitted by ilovejoshgroban on September 22, 2008 - 10:19am.
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what are josh's fans called? Joshaloonies? Grobanites? do they have a name?
Whatever! I think Josh Groban is hilarious. That sh*t was funny.
Two Law and Orders and the X-Files, and three late show openings but no Cheers? No Scrubs? No Facts of Life or Charles in Charge or Family Ties or Roseanne? No Gilmore Girls or Dawsons Creek?
It would have been better if they'd skipped the "funny" songs and stuck with a montage of truly iconic songs.
I am an award show fanatic. I watch every one except the Tony's. The Grammy's and Emmy's are my favorites.
Last nights show was the most horrid award show ever. I swear the Golden Globes, which was during the writer's strike and no one was there except Queen Latifah reading off the winners in a half hour, was more watchable than that shit last night. The whole reality hosts hosting thing was the biggest award show blunder ever.
To be honest, I thought the Josh Groban bit was funny. The Colbert/Stewart prune thing was funny and so was Don Rickles.
The In Memorium of the people who died during the year was the most entertaining. That's a pretty sad thing to say about an entertainment show.
The need to stop letting pepaws direct and produce the emmys.It was already a self-congratulatory dick-sucking fest,but this was just ridiculous. Is this really what Josh Groban wants to be known for? Corny and humiliating are two apt adjectives to describe this performance.
Why Josh, why??????
Tne highlight of that? the "oh god" before he started the Fresh Prince theme!
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I watched it live...it was truly terrifying.
I'm not gonna watch. :( poor josh. I hope he got drunk and laid at an after party.
Ahhhhhh, k. What the hell was that?
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At last. Josh Groban's TV theme clusterfuck has bested Rob Lowe's legendary Snow White atrocity at the Oscars as worst award show performance ever.
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Ummm, several things here:
First off, the muppet's name is Animal, and he was the best performer in the whole skit.
Did anyone hear Josh whisper "oh my god" right before the Fresh Prince bit?
Why have dancers to the MASH theme song? Do they think being in the Korean war was like dancing in a Broadway show? Aren't they making light of the war and the show?
Lastly, what in the hell was the point of this shit-tastic performance?
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Submitted by poo on September 22, 2008 - 3:08pm.
"What's wrong with that young man? He looks disturbed."
"I have no idea, Mom", I replied.
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This made me LOL. Mom's really do know what's going on. :)
That was mind bogglingly horrific, embarrassing, stupid, I won't bother to continue but jesus, who thinks up this crap?