The Queen Of The Emmys
Like cutlets to a flame.... It's our very own international supermodel and "Hot Babe of the Year" Phoebe Price at the Emmy Awards this afternoon. PP is nominated for Most Glamorous Member of the Poultry Family in a Paparazzi Video. She's totally going to win.
It looks like the Frederick's of Hollywood outlet store had a red light special! I'm joking! I'm sure PP's stunning dress was made by herself on the floor of her living room using an old Butterick dress pattern and a sewing machine she borrowed from her elderly neighbor. I'm joking again! I shouldn't be so jokey when it comes to Chicken Cutlets. She's serious business. But I do think my slutty aunt who got vagina rejuvenation surgery did have curtains like that in her boudoir. She said the red lace curtains made her feel like a real sensual woman.
PP is playing it smart by wearing red panties under red lace. Just in case PP's copper wire bouquet should peek out, we won't even notice! The fire bush matches its covers!
Here's more of the sexiest seat filler in the business at the Emmys looking like she's on her way to audition for the sequel to "Staying Alive" called "Staying Aliver." And that's PP's mother/agent/manager/assistant/cutlet handler/publicist behind her.
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I didn't think she was famous for anything, why is she there? (other than being her usual attention whore self)
She's an ambidextrous kiss-blower. I'm gonna start doing that to my banking customers.
I hate this psycho. I really hope they called security on this clown whore.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
She looks like a giant lobster.
How does she get invited to these things? Its not like she has anything to do with TV or the entertainment industry at all. That being said I really hope she attends the Oscars. I wonder what she'll wear
Submitted by angel_i on September 21, 2008 - 7:27pm.
The only peeps I even saw looking at her (all in one thumb) were old people. I'm assuming that a moment later they were all like: "Hell, that's not anybody!! Where are the celebrities at, anyway!?"
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LMAO! They beat their tour guide senseless...screaming.."I want my fucking money back, bitch!!"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 21, 2008 - 7:24pm.
speakit, LMAO! I was always missing a shoe, so I never quite had a complete set. LOL @ Little House on the Prairie. hahahaha
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My younger brother would take my dolls and torture them. He would tie them up with shoe laces and hang them from his Iwo Jima volcano/mountain whatev, then attack her with army men. So my Barbie clothes and shoes would sometimes go missing.
He was Sid from Toy Story. No really, he never had a sheet on his bed. weird li'l fukkk
That's probably why adult women collect Barbies. They know they can keep them nice without some little shit sibling screwing them up.
I don't think the dress is so bad, except it is on her.
That headband is atrocious though.
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Submitted by Who Datt on September 21, 2008 - 8:27pm.
This reminds me of the Carol Burnett Show spoof of "Gone With The Wind" from the 1970's. Carol, playing Scarlett, greeted Rhett wearing a dress made from a curtain, rod and all. Her famous line was: "I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it!"
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Damn......Who Dat beat me to the Gone With The Wind comparison........
There is no darkness but ignorance.
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Submitted by bisou on September 21, 2008 - 7:59pm
I can't believe how gullible I am. I'd like to know how she pulls this shit off.
Obviously someone took her fashion advice from Scarlett O'Hara and just grabbed her curtains and whipped up a dress........and the tiebacks made a nifty matching headband.....
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
Submitted by Snarkley on September 21, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 21, 2008 - 7:43pm.
bisou, she's only posing OUTSIDE, who's to say she has a ticket.
I'll bet you're right, I'll bet she's NOT invited, and is only posing outside. We all know how shameless she is.
I think she's probably the biggest famewhore I have ever seen. Guess Rojo Cutlets is proud of her role as Two Dollar Hooker #7.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
In the second thumb, in addition to the ARM CELLULITE, her headband reminds me of those cheesy (hah, i am the weaver) candle holders made out of fake cranberries.
And waaaay too much sun.
This reminds me of the Carol Burnett Show spoof of "Gone With The Wind" from the 1970's. Carol, playing Scarlett, greeted Rhett wearing a dress made from a curtain, rod and all. Her famous line was: "I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it!"
There must be a dress, draws and headband shaped patch cut out of the Emmy's red carpet tonight. Someone text E! now to get their cameras to look for it live on the air.
Submitted by dead-actress on September 21, 2008 - 7:24pm.
She needs to take a good look at the after pics...everyone turned in her direction was laughing and not a single famous celeb in sight
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The only peeps I even saw looking at her (all in one thumb) were old people. I'm assuming that a moment later they were all like: "Hell, that's not anybody!! Where are the celebrities at, anyway!?"
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
She needs to take a good look at the after pics...everyone turned in her direction was laughing and not a single famous celeb in sight. She should have picked up her props and left early. Too bad.
speakit, LMAO! I was always missing a shoe, so I never quite had a complete set. LOL @ Little House on the Prairie. hahahaha
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Submitted by boomsy on September 21, 2008 - 4:20pm.
it's definately not flattering.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
headbands = not cute!
she looks like bloody shit.
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Is it just me or does that dress look like it adds about 20 pounds to her frame?
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Submitted by TITS on September 21, 2008 - 7:43pm.
bisou, she's only posing OUTSIDE, who's to say she has a ticket.
I'll bet you're right, I'll bet she's NOT invited, and is only posing outside. We all know how shameless she is.
Every time I think that ho can't get trashier ... she does.
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Wow. She managed to sew together a dress made from red lace curtains, dye her gray undies, steal a large piece of red carpet, blow a pap and pose for the occasion. Genius!
What a stunning mujer en rojo.It's ALMOST like ROJO CALIENTE. oh goodness lol
Coma Caca!!
She's breathtaking but not in a good way.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 21, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 21, 2008 - 6:01pm.
OMG She pulled a Scarlett O'Hara!! The drape tie back made a matching headband.
I must be ahead of my time! I used to do that to my Barbie's back in the 70's in preparation for their red carpet events. :)
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My aunt would give me her fabric remnants. Sometimes she would actually make dresses for my Barbies. They always looked like something from Little House on the Prairie though so I never had the right shoes. :(
Like cutlets to a flame..LMAO
Theres only one Michael K
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bisou, she's only posing OUTSIDE, who's to say she has a ticket?
thank dog at least she's not out in the parking lot for a change.
One of the signs of the apocalypse is a fireheaded whore in a blood stained doily.
(Mavis, the womanin blue to Morty the man with the yellow tie): MORTY MORTY will you just look at that! Where's security???
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Submitted by speakit on September 21, 2008 - 6:01pm.
OMG She pulled a Scarlett O'Hara!! The drape tie back made a matching headband.
I must be ahead of my time! I used to do that to my Barbie's back in the 70's in preparation for their red carpet events. :)
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I really don't understand how she gets invited to these things. I guess it's safe to say those aren't cutlets but special padding for optimal sucking comfort.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by Stick Stickly on September 21, 2008 - 7:09pm.
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
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Be careful. Don't get salmonella.
Wow - that is one classy broad.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Awww...MK LMFAO that you know about Butterick patterns. That took me back to some 7th grade sewing class!
I wish you would have written 'a real sensual woman' in Spanish though. It would have been icing on the cinematic blockbuster I was playing out in my head while reading that. LOL
Oh, and Mel-Tang rocks. I've won two Wal-Mart gift cards today. :)
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I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight
I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight
The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red
The lady in red
The lady in red
My lady in red
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People are crazy and times are strange.
The headband is actually a leftover garter from an episode of "My big redneck wedding".
OH OH OH OH
Arm cellulite in thumb 2.
Stay classy, Phoebe.
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Yeah - I dig how everyone's got their backs to her...cept for that memaw back there...that's not her mom, tho, is it?
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Phebes SKRAIT took a matching, plus size garter belt and snapped it on her head. LOL
Those are some big girl panties she's got on. I bet she borrowed them from her mother and had them dyed to match the drapes.
And is that a tan line mid way down her thigh? She should know to stay away from the sun as a redhead.
Umm, wow...I mean, wow...she's very, um, red.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Obviously they've placed her out in a corner away from the mainstream media and actual celebrities, but there she is! At the Emmy's! Who'da thunk it?
I like Terri Hatchers yellow dress
So. She's sneaking in by pretending to be the red carpet? GENIUS!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
OMG She pulled a Scarlett O'Hara!! The drape tie back made a matching headband.
I want to see more pics of the person responsible for giving birth to this creature.
edit - oooh i'm fir.... ffff....ah fuck it who cares.
The carpet matches the drapes? How chic!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...