The Queen Of The Emmys
Like cutlets to a flame.... It's our very own international supermodel and "Hot Babe of the Year" Phoebe Price at the Emmy Awards this afternoon. PP is nominated for Most Glamorous Member of the Poultry Family in a Paparazzi Video. She's totally going to win.
It looks like the Frederick's of Hollywood outlet store had a red light special! I'm joking! I'm sure PP's stunning dress was made by herself on the floor of her living room using an old Butterick dress pattern and a sewing machine she borrowed from her elderly neighbor. I'm joking again! I shouldn't be so jokey when it comes to Chicken Cutlets. She's serious business. But I do think my slutty aunt who got vagina rejuvenation surgery did have curtains like that in her boudoir. She said the red lace curtains made her feel like a real sensual woman.
PP is playing it smart by wearing red panties under red lace. Just in case PP's copper wire bouquet should peek out, we won't even notice! The fire bush matches its covers!
Here's more of the sexiest seat filler in the business at the Emmys looking like she's on her way to audition for the sequel to "Staying Alive" called "Staying Aliver." And that's PP's mother/agent/manager/assistant/cutlet handler/publicist behind her.
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HAHAHAHA E! News just voted PP to be the worse dressed one! lmao
She must be on some amazing meds to have the gall to put herself out there like that.
Guys, calm down. This is a preview of her Halloween suit. She is going as period. Complete with all the pain and baaaad mood!
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If she can make it to the red carpet, then Dollhouse Dude (guy who wears a dollhouse on his head like a hat) should be able to make it, too.
she looks like a devil's reject here. she must have signed a pact with the devil to get in there. seriously, if she can make it here, anybody can.
Submitted by joe shmoe on September 22, 2008 - 2:59am.
I totally agree with you. What's pron?
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I was about to ask how in the hell she got invited to the Emmys but I don’t think she was invited. It looks like the actual Emmy attendants are in the roped off area behind her. Homegirl probably drove up in her Hyundai, found a free spot and started posing.
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I like 'em,too!
But I wanna punch her mouth,hard.
Wow, look at the second thumbnail of her back, you can see the ripples on the back of her arm.
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I love her shoes.
*hides*
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Good Lord. So I am assuming that if I go out to Cali and stroll Robertson in my fliest gear I too maybe 'mistaken' for a 'celebrity' and be able to attend the Emmy's next year?
This woman is seriously delusional beyond belief.
'Theres a natural mystic blowing thru the air, if you listen carefully now you will hear. This may be the first trumpet may as well be the last, how many more will have to suffer? How many more will have to die? Don't ask me why. Things are not the way they used to be.' - Bob Marley-Natural Mystic
Holy Scarlet O'Hara. How did she get an invite. Isn't this the 2nd sign of the apocalypse? Devil eyes in a sea of red?
>>>>>>>>>>>>She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
What I don't get is: what is the world does she do with herself once she is there? I certainly don't think celebrities are any better than me, but you would have to admit it would be a little bit daunting to just materialize on the red carpet and start acting like you are all famous and shit and then have to mix and mingle with truely famous people who have no idea who you are. She must be absolutely immune to embarassment and seriously mentally ill to keep on wanting to put herself thru this.
For PP it is Halloween 365 days a year.
"They are not only "asshats" they are a whole fucking "ass ensemble"!
"But I do think my slutty aunt who got vagina rejuvenation surgery did have curtains like that in her boudoir."
I wonder if MK's family tells people what he does for a living and gives the website address out? Nah! LOL
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The faces on the disgusted people behind her are priceless.Does she not realize she is being lauged at?The head band is hideous as is everything else on this ho.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
What is this hideous headband craze and when will it end? Do these fools realize they look like idiots?
Submitted by Zambonie on September 21, 2008 - 10:13pm.
She needs to do pr0n
It'd be really scary pr0n
But she should do it
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I'm more dazzled by MK's commentary than PP's clothing...his old aunt, *vagina rejuvenation* (which is really just a fancy name for hot sex after a loooong dry spell), her red lace curtains....
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years from now someone will be putting together a red carpet retrospective and include dear pp on the theory that she must have been SOMEBODY as there are so many pictures of her cheerfully posing in strange dresses.
I see some soon-to-be-unemployed nurse allowed PP to escape the mental asylum again!
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I'll give PP this, she's the first bint that has worn red and not look fucked up against the red carpet. Bitch checked ahead of time the exact colour RED the carpet was gonna be. PP RED.
She really isn't all that bad looking of a woman. But her choice of colors to wear don't go well at all with hair that is that severly red. She needs to stick with solid creams, greens, yellows and baby blues. Black, reds and bold patterns or busy material is the kiss of death for her.
Do you think she goes to these events so people may confused her with Lindsay Lohan?
I'm lost for words!
When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to mean it.
Seriously, who let her on the red carpet unless they thought she WAS the red carpet? She looks like a long-dead corpse of a woman who died in a bloodbath. I hope she wasn't a seat filler or someone would think someone had to haul ass to the lady's room after leaving an especially heavy monthly flow behind in the seat! GAH!
I'm convinced she doesn't own a mirror-that plus the fact that she has an over-inflated sense of herself creates the hot mess that is PP on Emmy night
Red dress, red headband (WTF??), red panties, red hair (do the curtains match the drapes??), red carpet+ her pasty skin=a nightmare. She looks like a pasty ghost floating above the ground b/c everything else blends in with her surroundings.
Oh & her momager/chicken cutlet handler is rocking the hell out of that off-the rack poly-blend blue dress
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ugh! she made it into yahoo!'s photo gallery of red carpet arrivals! :(
she's photo 174 -- i can't get it to link to the actual page with the pic.
http://ca.tv.yahoo.com/the-60th-annual-primetime-emmy-awards/show/43034/...
It is said she is dat ing a rich man met through [seek rich dot com]. Is she serious?
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She's utterly deranged. She's utterly deranged. She's utterly deranged. She's utterly deranged.
Did I mention PP is utterly deranged?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
*throws hands up in the air*
WHAT THE GOTTDAMN FUCK?
Is she going to an Apollonia6 revival concert later this evening?
She's so hideous.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Okay, the headband look has seen its 15 minutes.
SO.OVER.IT.
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She needs to do pr0n
It'd be really scary pr0n
But she should do it
Cuck-oo! Cuck-oo! Cuck-oo!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She might have gotten invited for the entertainment factor. You know, for the same reason the "Jackass" guys kept Steve-O around. He would do anything to get a laugh, but they didn't really like him or anything.
she looks like a fucking blood clot...
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the woman behind her looks apalled at PP's outfit.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on September 21, 2008 - 8:14pm.
She looks like a giant lobster.
If Red Lobster ever needed a spokesperson.LOL
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I am sorry but this bitch is mental! Does she really think think she look good? Or is the bad attention is better than no attention syndrome?
BTW she looks like a bloody maxi pad.
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OMG Michael, SO AMAZING IT DESERVES CAPS! Can I just ask what the fuck she is doing there anyway? Besides obviously entertaining the people laughing behind her with her little mermaid goes slutsville magical dress? This is so genius....
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Wow, check out the expressions on the faces of that old lady and that old fella behind her in the first pic!
That is not an attractive dress and what is with that headband? Is it from the Quacker Factory on QVC?
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Does PP realize that people behind her are laughing at her?