Sexy Sneakers Alert!
Tommy Girl bounced around NYC yesterday in some truly sexy platform sneakers while Vanessa Hudgens' "Sneakernight" played in his head. "Oh, put your sneakers on! Oh, let’s go all night long!"
Tommy looks like a middle-aged horny nurse off the night-shift and ready to get her pussy tended to. I'm probably not far off with my assumptions. For real though, when is Tommy going to stop playing games and finally wear his exquisite lucite heels out in public. You know he probably has a collection that rivals the Empress of Lucite's. He wears them around his Scientology sex dungeon. They make him feel like the statuesque vixen he is inside.
After Tommy finished working it in his sneakers on the streets of Manhattan, he took Suri to the Build-A-Bear Workshop. Awww....isn't that sweet? Now they have matching toy bears! Maybe Tommy's pet bear, John Travolta, and Suri's new bear can have a tea party together. Although, Johnny should probably leave the butt plug at home when he comes over for their playdate.
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Submitted by paulapoo on September 21, 2008 - 1:48pm.
It was the Heavens Gate cult. They wanted to ride the Hale-Bopp comet to heaven. I remember so well b/c I remember being super creeped-out by the story when I heard about it on the news in 7th grade.
On a related note, why does Tom Cruise even bother? The white only draws attention to the platform. (I hate this word but...) Fag.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
who wears white sneakers? Seinfeld in the 80/90's.. weirdo. Those bear stores are so ugly.
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The war isn't working.
And another thing, NO I'm not a Tommy fan, but those sneakers look normal. Definitely not platform. Just normal nike sneakers. I think we're all just so into the fact that he's not tall so we keep insisting he's always in platforms. Now here's a real picture of platform sneakers (Posh throwing opening pitch for the Dodgers):
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/poshBaseballR_468x945.jpg
Oooh...Heaven's Gate.
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Yeah what the hell was the name of that freakass cult that wore clean white nikes with tracksuits and they all committed suicide while laying in bunkbeds? Remember how they were going to follow some comet? Time to go Googling.
"Put on your high heeled sneakers, it's party time."
The pictures at the teddy bear store are so cute.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 21, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Say what you will about Tommy, but he is rather gracious with the Pappz. The megawatt smile, the wave. The guy's got charisma. Too bad he's the member of a deranged cult.
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I agree, but I hate that he does it with "his" child in tow. They're not even trying to protect her from the paparazzi. I hate it when celebrity kids' pictures are all over the blogs / tabloids. Don't the children have any rights of privacy?
Isn't the white sneakers a "cult" thing to wear? super white and clean as if "yeah i'm gonna go out and walk the streets yet i'll have my white sneakers on so I can feel "pure". unlike the rest of us. weird!!! Suri is so cute. Hopefully she doesn't go into that whole cult crap since her parents are locos.
Wait, is it just me or is he actually looking kind of like his 'ol hot, pre-scientology, pre-crazy couch incident, self? Especially the picture in the black shoes with Suri standing next to him.
Having studied these pictures with intense and heretofore unheard of scrutiny, I noticed how other folks in the photos look positively starstruck by Tommy.
Not that I blame them. It's those Scieno super powers. He's like a Jedi.
"You will be star struck by my megawatt smile".
HAAH!! Thanks for posting that angel_i .Rocco was the best. Would have love to see Lourdes in 2032.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
I wonder, does he owns any normal shoes that do not have an inch to two inch base built in? I love sneakers because they are so comfy but with all that weight added on....
9th Thumbnail. Is it just me or is there a person holding a Suri look alike (complete with silver shoes) in the background? Weird.
"They make him feel like the statuesque vixen he is inside."
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HAHA! Tommygirl wants to be RuPaul.
2nd pic, 2nd row.
Suri is SO freakin'cute, I'm gonna hurl. And I mean that in a sincere way. She's adorable. But I feel bad for her. They never let her wear pants and a comfy t-shirt. Or sneakers.
Say what you will about Tommy, but he is rather gracious with the Pappz. The megawatt smile, the wave. The guy's got charisma. Too bad he's the member of a deranged cult.
Suri (and others) in the year 2032:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toTS0U5cEn8
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I do adore Suri, the world's biggest "2 year old". What happens when she, in a couple of years, is taller than Tom?
Suri is so damn cute! Damn her and her robotic cuteness!
Tommy Girl's sexy sneaks remind me of those mega-platform sneakers they used to sell at Bakers....maybe that's where he got them?
Your face!
Suri is seriously one of the cutest children I have ever seen! Too bad about her parents.
I like that last thumbnail of Tom and the giant bottle...he's probably wondering: 1. Is it for sale? and 2. Will he be able to fit the entire top (pun intended) of it into his no-no aperture? Just sayin.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
She is extremely cute. I bet she's the only one that can tell Miss Alien Thang what to do. He's carrying her blanket and shit.
Suri is so cute! Too bad she'll be a Grade-A whacko when she grows up.