Sexy Sneakers Alert!
Tommy Girl bounced around NYC yesterday in some truly sexy platform sneakers while Vanessa Hudgens' "Sneakernight" played in his head. "Oh, put your sneakers on! Oh, let’s go all night long!"
Tommy looks like a middle-aged horny nurse off the night-shift and ready to get her pussy tended to. I'm probably not far off with my assumptions. For real though, when is Tommy going to stop playing games and finally wear his exquisite lucite heels out in public. You know he probably has a collection that rivals the Empress of Lucite's. He wears them around his Scientology sex dungeon. They make him feel like the statuesque vixen he is inside.
After Tommy finished working it in his sneakers on the streets of Manhattan, he took Suri to the Build-A-Bear Workshop. Awww....isn't that sweet? Now they have matching toy bears! Maybe Tommy's pet bear, John Travolta, and Suri's new bear can have a tea party together. Although, Johnny should probably leave the butt plug at home when he comes over for their playdate.
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those shoes are the only ones that will fit #5 Tom feet, they pass all the tests. waterproof,lead based, wireless.
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
Errr...platform shoes = hidden heels to look taller.
Better than seeing him in pink pumps ;)
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He really ought to stick with the black shoes.
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Life's too long, as the Lemming said.
--Jethro Tull
That's not a bear - it's Curious George. I'd know that monkey anywhere. We have one in our own house.
Okay, stupid me. I didn't see the picture of the bear in the stroller.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I'll say this - he's not looking as "thick" lately. God bless Spanxx!
I feel so sorry for that little girl. I can't wait for her to grow up and write a tell-all!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Orthopedic lifts....nuttin' worse then an old fag...then an old fag in lifts.....prolly wears frilly panties/knickers
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Why be difficult when Xenu gave a me permission to be impossible!
We are intrigued by Tammy's 'do' - sometimes she wears it up and sometimes the bangs. Hair transplants? Wig?
Also, she looks much leaner and meaner. Facial liposculpture? New facelift? Has to be more than diet and working out.
Also, who knocked up the beard in the first place?
Turkey baster.. or............?
Discuss!
He does look hot....He starts to resemble that hot Tom Cruise I used to like a few years ago. I'm such a GLIB!!!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Suri is the spitting image of Josh Hartnett.
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"Ooops baby! Ah thank ah dun doodied on mahself this time!"
somebody should go over to tommy shoes and step on them...leaving a nice big black shoe print...or he should step in some gum...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
LMAO @ Napoleon's shoes. Little twat. I used to work at a Build-A-Bear and quite frankly, I wouldn't mind if I never saw one again.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Ha! I knew that was Tommy Girl before I even scrolled to the text!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 21, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Where's a pile of poo when you really need it?
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'Valkyrie' doesn't open in theaters until after Christmas.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh, I forgot to add- Suri is adorable. I know the chance of her coming out normal is slim to none, but I still hope she does.
Suri is sooo cute and pretty...I never get tired of seeing her.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
I almost fell for this photo-op. I was like, wow, TommyGirl looks normal, sane, and almost good-looking. Then I realized that he came up with this thinking that it would make him look totally sexy. It almost looks like it could be one of his movies. Creepay!
If there's anyone else besides Poop Diddy that deserves to step in a random pile of dog poo, it's Tommy Skank and his fugly sneakers.
Where's a pile of poo when you really need it?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I decided that Suri is freakin adorable so I am going to kidnap her and save her from a life of Scientology.... hope she likes ramen and hand me downs.
I definitely think she resembles Tommy more as she gets older. The Josh Harnett/Chris Klein theory doesn't hold that much water for me anymore.
DAE, that nose will spread even more as her face grows, just watch! lol
she'll be able to afford the best of plastic surgeons, have no pity for Miss Suri.....
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Well it looks like the road to Heaven, but it feels like the road to Hell;
When I knew which side my bread was buttered, I took the knife as well
-George Michael "Freedom 90"
They musta shut down the Build a Bear for Tommy Girl.
That place is always crowded.
Nothings too good for Xenu spawn.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 21, 2008 - 8:56pm.
DAE, AFTER her nose job, you mean.....
that nose is so wide......
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I don't think she'll need one (Like that's ever stopped anyone I know! lol)
Wait to she hits her teenage years - her nose wont seem so wide then :0)
Shouldn't she start school soon? I mean she has to be be 4/5? pree school age at least
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
DAE, AFTER her nose job, you mean.....
that nose is so wide......
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Well it looks like the road to Heaven, but it feels like the road to Hell;
When I knew which side my bread was buttered, I took the knife as well
-George Michael "Freedom 90"
Why do his shoes look like they're 2 sizes too big?
Suri is going to be beautiful when she grows up.
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
Platform Sneakers? Those are Nike Air Force 1's, I thought that was common knowledge - they're everywhere during summer.
*shrugs*
Suri is as cute as ever.
Oh God those sneakers are soooo 2001.
Suri is so cute. I love Build-A-Bear reminds I have to ask for more clothes for my bear this christmas.
Those shoes are nike air force one's they are not ortho shoes. They are really popular.
sandbitch, I agree. You KNOW Suri has never heard the word "No".
Spoiled little bitch is going to grow up and terrorize us.
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Well it looks like the road to Heaven, but it feels like the road to Hell;
When I knew which side my bread was buttered, I took the knife as well
-George Michael "Freedom 90"
Fuzzy, her dad isn't taking her out either, it's just some closeted mental who her mother is currently bound to by contract.
ETA so there with the daddy issues too :(
Lucky Suri, having a dad that takes her out to do things...
like my dad never did.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!! *cries*
But seriously, it's kind of sad that she can't build a bear without getting photographed to death. Then again, maybe somebody in the Cruise camp did tip off the paps. Who knows.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
"Blinding me, he song remains reminding me,
He's a bandit and a heartbreaker,
Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" - Judee Sill
Submitted by angel_i on September 21, 2008 - 11:37am.
Suri (and others) in the year 2032:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toTS0U5cEn8
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Good one!
Loved Sean Preston Spears "why does everyone want to show me picture of my mothers snatch??".
Gee, now how did the paps know to be at the Build a Bear to capture Tommy Girl and his little alien girl together? Ya think someone in Tommy's camp tipped them off or is Build a Bear the place to be at if you are a photographer?
P.S. Suri is cute, but I feel sorry for her that she will grow up in that crazy cult. Oh, and also, that kid is way older than 2 1/2.
White sneakers, purple shroud, Heaven's Gate.
Suri is adorable and her insane parents are sure to leave her with issues that need counseling.
Those sneakers are superghey, so just right for Tommygirl. I don't think he's gay but I do think he's an asshole.
to psl
haha... good point about the toys.
also..
I just realized tom has a baby blanket spread out for her. maybe he should start toting around a bassinet to convince us that she's still an infant.
@ Parissucks, you are so funny
wanna kiss/ lol
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on September 22, 2008 - 5:16am.
Let's hope Suri isn't another Rumer 15 years from now
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Ha! Do you mean develop a face like a snow plow?
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Simple Minds ~ Don't you forget about me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEuQn5rWPa0
Find Madeleine McCann
Let's hope Suri isn't another Rumer 15 years from now
"Jesus is shallow like that...He don't want no ugly ho's in his kingdom..." Tigerlilly
I have to admit that alien child is pretty damn adorable. She looks a lot like Katie.
Is it usual to have crowd control at Build A Bear?
Tom looks like a total fucking wanker draped in that white baby blankie. He's going to have to give it up eventually.
I tell ya, that Suri brat is reaaaaaallly starting to shit me. We're watching another parasite in the making, I just know it.
I'm sure Suri doesn't have enough toys. I'm glad he finally took her to get some.
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Well it looks like the road to Heaven, but it feels like the road to Hell;
When I knew which side my bread was buttered, I took the knife as well
-George Michael "Freedom 90"
Just like all of us, Suri can't help her 'rents.
She is so fucking goddamn adorable
so there
ps hate tom n katie
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Suri is so adorable!Tom looks good for a change and he seems to be a very good father,Suris got him wrapped!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I bet he uses that white paste and a tooth brush to whiten his sneakers.
First time I've seen a pic of that girl smiling. Is she trying to run away?
Nice set of tits he's growing too!
~~ Tolerant Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pclOTgJrPBA
i know everybody hates them, but i can't help it...i love TomKat. and Suri, OMG she is just precious...the cutest kid i've ever seen. she is a star. i hope she becomes an actress or something. i'd love to see her when older. i need a Suri avatar...
Heaven's Gate:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(cult)
Damn I can't get this link to work within this comment section. But the page is there on Wikipedia.
Maybe these bears might be better?
http://store.badtastebears.com.
In short (pun intended) she's cute, he's not.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
matching outfit and build a bear??????????? cheesy photo op
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Bossy, there are platform shoes designed so that it's not visible from the outside. Sometimes people have one leg shorter than the other, and that is medically necessary.