He's Just Being George Michael
George Michael, the singer not the kid from "Arrested Development," was arrested inside a public bathroom in London last night for possession of weed and crack. Can you imagine if George Michael Bluth from AD was arrested in a public bathroom? Lucille would probably give him a hug and a Hot Toddy. I digress.
The police were tipped off by a toilet attendant after they witnessed George loitering around the underground bathrooms in London's Hampstead Heath. George was just looking for a little cock to go with his crack!
45-year-old George was busted and taken to the police station where he was cautioned. I like it when they say "cautioned." I picture them sternly looking at George and saying, "Now don't do this again, Georgie! Here's a letter you must take to your parents. I want them to sign it and bring it back to me. You've been very bad! Very bad!"
This isn't Georgie's first time at the rodeo...or public bathroom in this case. He was arrested in 1998 for trying to get a little sexy action in a men's bathroom in Beverly Hills. He's also been busted a couple of times after he was caught passed out in his car in possession of drugs.
Come on, George!!! It's called Craigslist and a drug dealer who makes house calls. Look into it! If he loves public bathrooms so much, he should build one in his back garden or something. He should install a men's public toilet and a car for sleeping.
Honestly, he's getting too old for this shit. He should never use a public bathroom. They are bad news. And crack?! Seriously? Did we not learn anything from Wino?
He should just buy his own public toilet, put it in his backgarden and have actors play police officers and glory hole suckers. I mean, he has the money.
This mofo must be on a schedule to busted for doing stupid shit in public bathrooms. As rich as he is, doesn't he own enough of his own?
NightWatch, right on.
Dallas, I wonder what his partner thinks?
I don't care what kind of relationship you're in, but cheating is cheating, right? I'd be pissed if I were Goss. Maybe it's an "everything goes" thing? Not too safe. Yikes!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Hot Toddy? Hook me up, girlfriend! Sounds better than crack. My throat needs soothing... not scorching.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Awww he should have been able to finish the marijuwanee. George leave the crack alone boo!
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Again??? He has problems.
"They are not only "asshats" they are a whole fucking "ass ensemble"!
Caught in a public bathroom...again.
Take the record off repeat please George.
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George Michael is just an old gay ass! I have attended several parties that he and his partner (Goss) attended and he really thinks he is so much better than everyone. He walks around with that look on his face..........you know the look, the one that you just want to walk up and slap the shit out of him!
Get the F over yourself George. You're old and a hasbeen!
I still love George and his perfectly tweezed brows! But I agree he needs to stay out of the public restrooms! Crack is Whack...Just say no George to Public restrooms!!!!
At his age, Georgie should do his smoking and poking at home!
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Bitch is starting to look like a pepaw. A gay pepaw.
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
With all the money and fame you would think that George Michael could walk into any gay club (or any club for that matter) and pull any guy he wants (and that would be way more dignified then what he usually does) but NO, he chooses to go at dirty public bathrooms (even after he came out of the closet) and has sexual intercurse with any fughly guy that comes along (literally) who might poses God knows how many different types of STD's. What a shame, this is such a turn off.
I love him, he's just a shameless slut like us all.
Oh fortyfive my rosy ass,the man is forty nine at least, he is not younger than me, no fucking way.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
what is wrong with him? isn'the aging badly enough without adding crack tot he mix??
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
"Honestly, he's getting too old for this shit."
agreed MK :)