He's Just Being George Michael
George Michael, the singer not the kid from "Arrested Development," was arrested inside a public bathroom in London last night for possession of weed and crack. Can you imagine if George Michael Bluth from AD was arrested in a public bathroom? Lucille would probably give him a hug and a Hot Toddy. I digress.
The police were tipped off by a toilet attendant after they witnessed George loitering around the underground bathrooms in London's Hampstead Heath. George was just looking for a little cock to go with his crack!
45-year-old George was busted and taken to the police station where he was cautioned. I like it when they say "cautioned." I picture them sternly looking at George and saying, "Now don't do this again, Georgie! Here's a letter you must take to your parents. I want them to sign it and bring it back to me. You've been very bad! Very bad!"
This isn't Georgie's first time at the rodeo...or public bathroom in this case. He was arrested in 1998 for trying to get a little sexy action in a men's bathroom in Beverly Hills. He's also been busted a couple of times after he was caught passed out in his car in possession of drugs.
Come on, George!!! It's called Craigslist and a drug dealer who makes house calls. Look into it! If he loves public bathrooms so much, he should build one in his back garden or something. He should install a men's public toilet and a car for sleeping.
Honestly, he's getting too old for this shit. He should never use a public bathroom. They are bad news. And crack?! Seriously? Did we not learn anything from Wino?
He was said to be found at a the millionaire & celebrity dating club '^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^' not long before, and he was hot there. Quite a few girls and ladies ...
I thought we all agreed some time ago that crack is WHACK!
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Sit yo ass down!
Oh Georgie... what you put your fans and Kenny through. I know you like to have your fun, but you could be a little more careful non? The crack is a disappointing development then again I'm a selfish bitch and if it makes you happy and writing good stuff, then whatever but is it really making you happy? You should build a little replica public toilet in your backyard... much safer.
cock with his crack now you know that is just so wrong.
I know the story was about George Michael, but who is the old man in the picture you mistakenly put with the story?
George Michael needs to lay off the crack and just rock the ganja! He certainly likes those men's public restrooms, especially when high. I'm presuming this inclination is from smoking crack...with weed there's no desire to move off the damn couch but to the fridge for post-bong munchies!
Your face!
I hope to hell the police served him a proper tea while being cautioned. If he's arrested 4 more times, the UK drug laws require the police to "firmly admonish" him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, I always thought bathrooms were for closeted and down-low guys, not for openly gay guys. And I sincerely doubt the drugs were even his. He was probably just holding them for a friend.
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"I like to think of myself as handy-capable." - Theodore Bagwell
Eeew Mk where did this photo come from??? George is ageing into an old greek pappy.
Which i guess he is. Sadness.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Oh George I love ya but YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR PANTS ON AND STAY OFF THE CRACK!
Listen to Whitney baby, CRACK IS WHACK!
David G.
http://www.WickedGayBlog.com
ha! i watched gm's video "fast love" last night on youtube...dude is too effin old to still be slinking around public bathrooms for a lay and quick high...ugh...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Miss M looks like a cross between Wayne Newton and Liberace!!!
Also, why can't she stay away from those T-rooms??!!!
With her $$zillion$$$ can't she afford to have home delivery of sausage and candy??
since some have noted that crack and weed don't really go together maybe he intended to share the drugs with his new bathroom friend?
all I can think is he must have a fabulous bathroom experience in his past for him to keep going back there when there are better ways.
He's so talented. This is a tragedy.
Maybe after this, he'll go into rehab.
i love his video "outside" as a response to his arrest on a public bathroom in 1998.
"Crack is wack...show me the receipts!"
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by Hekki on September 21, 2008 - 10:12am.
Good likeness eh?
purrr
I have my moments *blush*. Eugene as Trebeck on High Q: (hard clip to find!) http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=413...
Katherine O wrote it - used her mothers maiden name! Levy had to memorize everything as he couldn't see w/o glasses.
whats with the public bathroom fixation? so weird.
he's such a strange one.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Come on George! Grow the fock up already!
Wasted talent.
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CRACK? For fuck sakes.. I mean I know he is a hasbeen who cannot keep his fag tendencys from coming out but what the fuck?
Did he have work done? His face looks really different.
George, George, George...tsk, tsk. Time to grow up, buddy.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
He needs to check into Club Tropicana, where "strangers take you by the hand and welcome you to Wonderland".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
HAHAHA! MK, the Hot Toddy reference. I sent you that tried and true recipe when you were sick!
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...
OMG, George Michael got arrested in a toilet AGAIN!? Does he ever learn?!
I had to read that first paragraph about 6 times to clear up the "Micheal" and "Arrested" confusion. It's only me. It's not my mind. ;))
If it wasn't for the crack....
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
omg, I LOVE the AD ref, MK. Best show ever. And GM-the pop star should strive to be more like GMB-the banana stand employee...life would improve.
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
He's 45 for those wondering.
My heart breaks for him. I'm one of his biggest fans and Notoriousrem_22 got it right: Now I'm goin to have to defend him all over again.... For what it's worth friend, he said at his concert in Atlanta that he knows it hasn't always been easy being a fan of his.
Submitted by TITS: "I thought this was a story about Eugene Levy being a cantor."
LOL! So THAT's who he reminds me of in this photo!! Oh my god, I laughed so hard when I read your post.
Like so many other talented artists and musicians, he has a troubled life. Sad.
Well Hi Handsome...er.. el bast. You're a sight for sore eyes after that hiedi/spencer pic.
What? You DON'T want us to move there?
Why fore? *sniff*
When you compare this leniency with some of your other nanny state rules (for want of a nicer term), ya just gotta laugh. loud and long.
~~ Cake or death?
I thought this was a story about Eugene Levy being a cantor.
If George could add a few comic routines to his act it would only be a positive.
I'm thinking George could be Earl Camembert, and Andrew Ridgley as Floyd Robertson. They could do a little news sketch.
~~ Tolerant Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pclOTgJrPBA
I'm just glad that this happened in the UK so he can't whine about puritanical Americans. Shame though because he is one of the most talented musicians around.
CRACK!?! GEORGE WHAT THE FUCK?!? I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND YOU GO AND DO SOME MORE STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS?!? I JUST SHELLED OUT OVER $500 TO SEE YOU AT MSG AND YOU WERE AMAZING I SAW YOU BOTH NIGHTS YOU WERE PERFECT AND MODEST AND HUMBLE AND EVERYTHING I KNOW YOU ARE. I OWN EVERY AND I MEAN EVERYTHING YOU EVER PUT OUT, EVERY SOLO CD, REMIXES AND EVERYTHING YOU DID WITH AND IN WHAM! I EVEN HAVE THE VHS OF YOU AND ANDY IN CHINA!!! I AM 'TOO YOUNG' TO BE A FAN LIKE THIS IS WAS JUST A LIL BITCH IN A NAPPY WHEN YOU WERE HUGE IN THE STATES. FUCK GEORGE STOP PUTTING KENNY THRU ALL THIS SHIT, HE LOVES YOU AND HE STICKS BY YOU THRU THICK AND THIN. DAMN GEORGE NOW I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH DEFENDING YOU TO ALL THE HATERS WHO DO NOT REALIZE WHAT A GENIUS YOU ARE. GEORGE YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED SINGERS AND SONGWRITERS EVER AND I MEAN EVER. YOU TRACK RECORD SAYS IT ALL YOU HAVE SOLD DAMN NEAR 100 MILLION RECORDS, YOUR WERE THE FIRST WHITE MALE TO EVER DO A DUET WITH ARETHA 'MIGHTY CHI CHIS' FRANKLIN. YOUR DUETS WITH WHITNEY HOUSTON AND MARY J BLIGE ARE MIND NUMBING. HOW YOU MANAGE TO PUT THOSE 3 DIVAS TO SHAME ON RECORD BLOWS MY MIND. WHAT ALSO BLOWS MY MIND IS HOW MUCH YOU TRULY HATE YOURSELF, I KNOW WHEN YOUR MOM AND ANLSAMO DIED PART OF YOU DID TOO. I KNOW YOU HAVE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PAIN IN YOUR SOUL AS DO ALL TRUE ARTISTS. AS YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN (WELL ME AND MY BFF) I SAY ENOUGH. I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO WATCH YOU KILL YOURSELF, ITS TIME FOR REHAB AND ITS TIME FOR INTENSE PSYCHO THERAPY. I WILL SUPPORT YOU TILL THE END AND I FEAR THE END WILL BE TOO SOON.
LOVE, MELISSA.
(Sorry for the Kanye style rant but I love George and this breaks my fuckin heart, defending him has become my full time job lol)
'Higher and higher wouldn't come with me baby gonna get my soul free.' George Michael.
Is it me or do I remember his lips being a bit more thicker? Or is just a bad pic?
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
I don't think he is talentless, he just fucked up his life......
saw him live at Madison Square Garden in '88.......WOW. That is all I can say......WOW.
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Well it looks like the road to Heaven, but it feels like the road to Hell;
When I knew which side my bread was buttered, I took the knife as well
-George Michael "Freedom 90"
A talented shameless hussy. I think the crack makes you shameless. I hope he finds a better high.
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on September 21, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Ta!! I also love boxed wine, not so much poison!! :o)
Interesting. The crack and the weed sort of cancel one another out, so is George actually getting high to feel normal???
Do your drugs at home, people. The only safe place to get away with it.
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 21, 2008 - 10:47am.
Submitted by doodlewhore on September 21, 2008 - 3:17pm.
What is it about the UK and celebrity crackies? Is no one ever punished for anything in that country?
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LMFAO Bastardo,
I love the UK. If that makes you feel bettah.
L♥VE,
PCA
AnyHoot, for George, getting sucked off in a stinky piss sodden old public toilet in London while on crack is the same as me having a 10hr sex session in a Paris hotel with Shannyn Sossamon. Thats how he rocks!!
Morning sluts.
WTF is going on with GM's face? He's looking mighty strange. Poor guy.
L♥VE,
PCA
C'mon George, this shit IS NOT cute.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
and THIS is one of the reason I would NEVER try crack.
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Did you do it for love? Did you do it for money?
Did you do it for spite? Did you think you had to, honey?
-The Eagles "The Long Run"
Submitted by doodlewhore on September 21, 2008 - 3:17pm.
What is it about the UK and celebrity crackies? Is no one ever punished for anything in that country?
Love your site, but dont EVERRRRRRRRRRRR put my country down AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!
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Georgie's got a jones for self-destruction that all the fame,fortune and platinum albums will never cure. He has never really recovered from his Brazilian hubby's death in the early 90's and his spiral seems to have started then.
Such a shame when Boy George's bad bondage episode with a rentboy from Oslo seems quite normal in perspective. Hell, even Doherty, Wino and Kerry Katona have their shit together comapred to him.
Sad.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 21, 2008 - 7:21am.
What an idiot. Isn't this the third time he's been caught doing this shit?
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Amen. I like Georgie but really, it's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous at this point.
Go on Georgie my son! Can't a shameless slut live out his crack-infested stinky toilet fantasies without being arrested? Just because you have a few pennies in the bank, doesn't mean you like your sweaty sessions all clean and sterile. ;)
Georgie gets pinched from the coppers and Wino, who wouldn't surprise me if she was a fully fledged coke dealer because she gets away with EVERYTHING, still walks the streets! How on earth does that work?
--thanks awfully--
What an idiot. Isn't this the third time he's been caught doing this shit?
What is it about the UK and celebrity crackies? Is no one ever punished for anything in that country?
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Oy, i just heard "Freedom" the other day.
FFS Georgie Porgie, why you gotta be a man ho?
He has a long time partner and a beautiful home.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
So does he break out in song with 'I WANT YOUR SEX' as he's taking a leak?
I'm glad they cautioned him. I hope they made him stand in the corner of the police station for awhile and then write on the dry erase board 'I WILL NOT BE A DUMBASS CRACKIE', one hundred times.