Marky Mark Is A Daddy Again
The past few days have been a little quiet on the BABY!!!! front, so it was nice of Marky Mark to help fill the celebrity baby quota for the week. UsWeekly reports that Marky's wife-to-be, Rhea Durham, had a baby boy this past Tuesday in Los Angeles. A name hasn't been released.
What is with these celebrities and not releasing their new baby's name?! I mean, Jason Lee still hasn't told us what he named his newborn daughter and I've been waiting like a crazy person! The nerve.
Hopefully, Marky used his fiancee's last name on the birth certificate and called their son Bull. Bull Durham. Or if they insist on using Marky's last name, they should name him Wah Wah. Wah Wah Wahlberg. Knowing these two lumps of oatmeal, they are going to name him something extra generic and boring like Michael. And yes, they already have a son named Michael. But what's another Michael? You know, because there just aren't enough Michaels.
For real, growing up with the name Michael is some confusing shit. As a young homo child, there were always at least 2 other Michaels in all of my classes. Teachers starting calling me Michael K, because they got sick of all of us turning our heads around every time we heard the name "Michael." I don't even bother turning around when I hear my name anymore. It's usually someone else. If you ever see me walking down the street, don't say my name to get my attention. Just call me a "dumb bitch." I usually answer to that.
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Wow slow gossip day huh? There's a crazy baby explosion going on these days....geez....let's just use up ALL our resources before it all goes to shit!
Your face!
What is that annoying and oh so obvious homosexual marky mark doing with that fish?? Other than to advance the career(?!) of the same Miss Marky.
Lesbianism most foul!!
(Turkey baster...again??)
Sorry, but I just can't accept Marky Mark unless he's in his underwear.
Something looks way different about Rheas face she almost unreconziable.. WHAT HAPPEN?
Bitch needs some Botox into his forehead.
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Serious question: Why do women have more than one child with a man who won't marry them? Being the mother of his three children surely warrants a better title than fiance?"
Darlin, I have no idea. Baffles me.
Marriage confers certain rights that are more powerful than blood. Marriage makes your children legitimate. Marriage means something. She can pretend she doesn't care about being married, but if she accepted an engagement ring, she obviously does.
one=wrong. sorry
There were always at least one other Allie than me in my classes and when the teacher called on one of the Allies we both answered. The other Allie always got the right answer and I always got the answered one.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 20, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Serious question:
Why do women have more than one child with a man who won't marry them?
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Because they're too stupid to use birth control.
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Try Ashley. When I grew up there were a lot Ashley's. I don't know what was up in the 80's but that was a popular name. And it's a boy's name or used to be back in the day before every 80's mom started calling there kid it.
Anyway one year in school there was even a girl with my first and LAST name, in the same grade as me. That was annyoing. I think we only shared one class though. We were actually best friends, until she became a total bitch but that's a whole nother story.
Please Hollywood, spay and neuter your celebtards!
MK! I thought you answered to "HOMO Wrecker"!! Giggle
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Congrats to the both of them!Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I call everyone a dumb bitch so that wouldn't work....
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Submitted by EyeRoll on September 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
how about you ram it up your rosie red rectum and rotate on it?
Submitted by speakit on September 20, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on September 21, 2008 - 12:51am.
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OHHHH sorry, I don't know why I was thinking carpet cleaning. New carpet's even better! At least I remembered. :P sort of
Sooo.. will your carpet match the drapes?
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No they won't (wink)
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by FritoDorito on September 21, 2008 - 12:51am.
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OHHHH sorry, I don't know why I was thinking carpet cleaning. New carpet's even better! At least I remembered. :P sort of
Sooo.. will your carpet match the drapes?
Submitted by speakit on September 20, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Frito, are your carpets clean?
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What now? You lost me. Are you referring to the fact that I had carpet people come in? They were measuring for new carpet. Shit, all of this carpet talk is making me think of lesbians and that's not a pretty thought. This conversation is better had in the Mrs & Mrs Degeneres thread.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Frito, are your carpets clean?
When I have a kid, I have every intention of naming him Memphis Draco. You don't think he'll get the shit kicked out of him in school do you? Anyone?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
One of my cousins named her daughter Calais. She said it was afer the car (I don't know if she even knew it was also a place in France.)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 20, 2008 - 11:11pm.
I suggested naming the kid Dodge Ram 2500 Crew Cab 4X4 Dualie (with leather seats).
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That's sexy. It reminds me of the guy who named his kid Chevy Karr. Guess what he drove.
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Congratulations to the family. It's nice to see some happy news. I have no doubt they will love the baby the way he should be -- showered with love, laughter, & confidence.
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Submitted by CeeCee on September 20, 2008 - 11:03pm.
I had an ex that wanted to name her first kid Dakota. Then she changed her mind and wanted Cheyenne. Then Cherokee. Then Sierra. She was full blood Irish, so I can only guess that she had a soft spot for pickup trucks. I suggested naming the kid Dodge Ram 2500 Crew Cab 4X4 Dualie (with leather seats).
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
I am sorry to your mom, MK, but I can't for the life of me understand why someone would name their kid that. My best friend is Michael. My daughter's first puppy love boyfriend is a Michael. WTF. And Emily, too. My daughter is always telling me a story and I'm going, "WHICH Emily?!" I can't imagine why you'd do that to a kid. Have some f'ing imagination. Same goes for parents who don't give their kids a middle name.
My classes were filled with Jennifers, Michelles, Michaels, and Stevens. I had a more unusual name and I hated it, though I love it now.
On topic: Could they fucking get married? You're good enough to have children with, but I'm not so sure on the actually committing to you part.
I am breathless with anticipation for the name of Jason Lee's daughter. How about Jennifer? Jennifer Jason Lee!
God..I love Mark Wahlberg..I would seriously drop my life to be with that man...kids and all..and I don't even like kids...it must be love,lol =)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
i guess he is...he's been flashing his goods (he used to model right?)since an early age so he made a lot of $.
Submitted by LarBear on September 20, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Micheal K, I cant believe you havent given Reah her props for her outstanding goldiggin' skillz!. She doesn't care that Marky's not marrying her. She's got 3 brats(ka-ching!),a diamond, and not a care in the world. This ho aint going nowhere! Well done Rhea, well done.
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Good catch. You're right. Is MM rich though?
Submitted by jt5284 on September 20, 2008 - 9:50pm
no, it didn't! it's OK! ;]
good for you, you accepted your name! and sorry to hear kids were making fun of it back in the day. little assholes!! unfortunately kids can be very mean!
i always said that i would change my name...but when i thought about it i realized that i would not do this to my parents. they gave me this name because they liked it. plus everyone's used to it so even if i changed it they'd probably still call me by the old one.
never thought you were making fun of my name harlbo, just past abuse during my younger years, learned to totally love and embrace my name as ive gotten older, so im sorry if it came off any differently
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i would not be happy if someone called me by a number. wtf! it'd feel like in a concentration camp during ww2. people were numbers back then :(
Submitted by day shift stripper on September 20, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Amen to that. There were always two or more Jennifers in my classes. I went by Jennifer R. until I ended up in a class with two other Jennifer R's. There was also a girl in my class with the same last name as me, but her first name was JenniLEE. I got called into the office for her backpack, and the cops came to my house looking for her. So annoying.
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I remember one teacher decided to give us numbers! Class of 25 students and there were 8 Jennifers in it that year.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Micheal K, I cant believe you havent given Reah her props for her outstanding goldiggin' skillz!. She doesn't care that Marky's not marrying her. She's got 3 brats(ka-ching!),a diamond, and not a care in the world. This ho aint going nowhere! Well done Rhea, well done.
lol...i know it means toilet. so what?? it's still a beautiful name. and no, i am not making fun or being sarcastic.
thanks mike, never thought of that one before, good call
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Submitted by jt5284 on September 20, 2008 - 9:13pm.
trust, john can be bad, especially when kids find out it means a toilet too, u have no idea how much hell i got, but i just yelled shut up and ran away
You should have countered with, "it also means pimp, suckas!"
Congrats Marky Mark from a Boston guy that thinsk you are still so fucking HOT!!!!!
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trust, john can be bad, especially when kids find out it means a toilet too, u have no idea how much hell i got, but i just yelled shut up and ran away
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john? johnny? call me crazy...i like the name!
trust me, john is the most common name in the world, and it gets worse than when more than your teachers have to resort to the last initial, i had so many johns in my grade, i have countless nicknames people came up with for me, dont think dumb bitch is one of them but it probably is
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ha! i can see i am not the only one who hates their name. i wanted to change mine since i wasd 9 years old. my parents still get a lot of shit from me for giving me a name i don't like!
I rather have a generic name then the shit I have, I can't even fall back on my middle name. I guess its better then the one my dad wanted to name me originaly....Guadalupe...seriously...Guadalupe.
Any congrats Marky Mark. I have that one song of his with the Funky Bunch on my Ipod.
Submitted by dustbunny on September 20, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Cry me an effing river, try having the name Jennifer at the height of that trend. UGH!
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Amen to that. There were always two or more Jennifers in my classes. I went by Jennifer R. until I ended up in a class with two other Jennifer R's. There was also a girl in my class with the same last name as me, but her first name was JenniLEE. I got called into the office for her backpack, and the cops came to my house looking for her. So annoying.
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marky mark is never going to marry rhea is he?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
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MK, mike isn't even my given name, and I've been going by it since I was little. My family members even call me Mike.
Cry me an effing river, try having the name Jennifer at the height of that trend. UGH!
Congrats to the parents.
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Her eyes are gorgeous!
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Some of the coolest guys I know are named Michael.
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