Portia de Rossi To Become Portia DeGeneres
Portia de Rossi came into this world as Amanda Lee Rogers. Then for some reason, she decided to change her name to Portia de Rossi. I think she totally used the Soap Opera Name Generator to come up with Portia de Rossi. Although, according to this version of the S.O. Name Generator, her soap opera name is Viv Forrester. My soap opera name is Sebastian Forrester. Wait. Portia and I are both Forresters. Does that mean we're related? Does this also mean I can claim a piece of the DeGeneres fortune?! "Pack up tha Chevy, Pa! We is movin' ta Bevahly Hills!!"
Anyway, the point is Portia is changing her name again! Star Magazine reports that she is legally changing her name to Porta DeGeneres. At least she kept the "De." That's important. If she drops the "De" in her last name, she's nothing!
A source told Star that Portia and Ellen ordered stationary with "Mrs. and Mrs. DeGeneres" printed on it. The source went on to say: "Ellen and Portia used it to write thank-you notes to the 19 friends and family who attended."
Why wouldn't Ellen take Portia's name? It's much more glamarous sounding. It sounds like the bottle name of a delicious sparking wine. Ellen de Rossi. Yeah, I like that much better. But Ellen is obviously buying the milk in that house, so Portia DeGeneres it is!
Now they need the "Soap Opera Plot Generator!"
http://www.generatorland.com/generators/soap_opera_plot_gl.php
Oh, and for their spawn:
http://www.generatorland.com/generators/celebrity_baby_name_generator_gl...
ellen why must you wear that scarf it's just wrong. you look just like truman capote.
Interesting, my soap opera name is apparently Dixie Forrester. I guess that means I also lay a claim to Portia de Rossi's fortune. Maybe MK and I can hitchhike to their Hollywood mansion and cause a soap opera-worthy scene. :P
Um... My soap opera name is the same as mine.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Portis is soo beautiful & gorgeous, I dont care what name the lady uses.
Not that I wish that on them, but... they're going to look very ridiculous if they break up with the big wedding, the name change, etc.
Maybe someone already brought this up? But whut in gayelle helle is going on with their eyebrows? They both look like they used the same colored crayon to fill in their brows. What gives?
this is gonna be one messy divorce...
"I loved you! I took your name...where's my check?!"
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
I really like the name Portia de Rossi!
My soap opera name is Carly Berkeley
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hello Roxy Welty here.
I think it's sweet by the way- but I am silly old fart when it comes to weddings and babies. Went to see new baby Friday and cried. Looked total fool.
Edited to add my Palin name:
Stag Tonnage Palin
Might adpot that, classy.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Submitted by letinstar on September 20, 2008 - 8:52pm.
"lucinda astor here..."
My real name is Lucinda, yet it changed it to Dot, so I'm now Dot Howard.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
I hate to break it to you Sluts, but I'm other than English/Scot/Irish/ethnics. I don't have a name like Amanda Lee Rogers. My name would get mis-pronounced and butchered to the the point where I would just say. "Just call me TT99..." I dunno, I almost get offended by her attempt to be special by the people like me who have Really Other than Anglo names. What was her motivation? She never endured the endless ridicule from classmates like I did. Her name was frickin Amanda Lee Rogers! She was like all the other other Amandas, laughing, laughing away...
And I love Ellen and Portia, Don't get me wrong. love is always a beautiful thing. I just think it's funny that in my older age, still No one can pronounce my real name!
Wmfume? HAHA Tdilsghis? You're called Khbhedss, right? Where are YOU from anyway? Greece, Turkey, Asia, Africa, Germany, France?? Yeah I know YOU Amanda!! and we're coming for you. November 4th! I don't care what you're name is at the end of the day, just VOTE!
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This is for all The skinny kids with the funny names! When you don't have blonde hair, it's not all glamour.
Sally Buchanan
Thats my soap opera name...i wish it was "de" something instead...MK's right it does sound totally glamorous! i should be Mrs. de Black...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 20, 2008 - 10:46pm.
Claude Ballz was your alias?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 20, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Hunger Tallest Palin
WTF IS THAT?
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thats exactly what i got. my first name is michelle and my last name starts with s.
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
Submitted by colombianbitch on September 20, 2008 - 3:21pm.
My name is Roman Howard and my boyfriends is Ridge Worthington
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well hello ther my name is dixie worthington. this is too funny.
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
My soap opera named ...Dick Gozinya...I know...I'm a dick.
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Ive had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
Hunger Tallest Palin
WTF IS THAT?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Rake Trinket Palin! HAHAHAHA! That sounds so waspy!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 20, 2008 - 4:56pm.
I think most of us actually died on the Titanic.
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LMAO!!!
Zomay let's have a catfight!
Angel_i - no shit! The drunker the bagpipers and mariachis get, the louder it gets.
My name if I was born to Sarah Palin would be Fog Piles Palin.
What the hell? That sounds like some hideous pooping disease.
Submitted by eszter on September 20, 2008 - 5:12pm
We have the same name! WTF???!!!
Emma Rockefeller at your service.
lol To mike my name came to be: Crutch Camp Palin
Submitted by mike on September 20, 2008 - 9:03pm.
I kid you not!!! Put my cats name in and it came up with:
Chop Meth Palin
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I POOP RAINBOWS
That soap opera name generator is lame.
Try this one:
http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html
It gives you your name if you were born to Sarah Palin. Mine is Crank Widow Palin.
I think most of us actually died on the Titanic.
lucinda astor here...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
This is wierd. I put my name in and then did my boyfriends and we have the same surname! Like we're married in soap opera alternate reality! Or, brother and sister... eeewwww.
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I'm a Huntington, too, Zomay! My first name is Dixie, so I think I might be the trailer version of the Huntington clan. You'll have to pay me in Cheetos, Slim Jims and rifles to keep me secret.
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
Aphid hahahahaaaa, we can be arch enemies. You know we end up fighting over men, money and jobs. But secretly need each other. All successful soap queens need an arch enemy.
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O yeah - and I'm the ugly sister too. So fuck you!
;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
My soap opera name is Perdy Harriman. Awesome.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
@Aphid:
Das gonna be one LOUD wedding, Esa!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by zomay on September 20, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Belle Huntington is here people. Any other Huntington's in the house? I need to know who is also waiting to get their hands on our family's billions.
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Aw man! You got a cool name!
Belle Huntington is here people. Any other Huntington's in the house? I need to know who is also waiting to get their hands on our family's billions.
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Karen Flatts, no it isn't. But it's close.
these two girls are cute together. anywais...my name is Pipa Cavendish. hmmm now I need a story to go with my new name.
Submitted by angel_i on September 20, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by Aphid on September 20, 2008 - 8:16pm.
"Your Soap Opera name is Emma Fitzgerald."
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Now I gots a sister too!
Or maybe we're cousins.
I think we're Scottish, tho.
Maybe Sean Connery's our dad!
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Coolness!! Seriously if I won a vacation to anywhere in the world it would be Scotland. I'm obsessed with going there. My bf's part Scottish and I said if we ever got married I'd love a Scottish wedding, kilts and all. His haggis would have lots of fun on the wedding night! We'd have a Scottish-Mexican wedding, with haggis AND chorizo!! Bagpipers and mariachis!!
Submitted by Aphid on September 20, 2008 - 5:16pm.
"Your Soap Opera name is Emma Fitzgerald."
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Is your first name Karen????
Submitted by Aphid on September 20, 2008 - 8:16pm.
"Your Soap Opera name is Emma Fitzgerald."
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Now I gots a sister too!
Or maybe we're cousins.
I think we're Scottish, tho.
Maybe Sean Connery's our dad!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
"Your Soap Opera name is Emma Fitzgerald."
Pfft!!!
... for you see, my RE-AL name is.. Dante Wellington! *dramatic music*
Submitted by Euphoria on September 20, 2008 - 8:10pm.
OOOh, I like your name better than mine! No fair! (Just kidding!) And is your avie the gorgeous Hedy Lamarr???
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It's Hedy Lamarr. She was an absolute beauty.
ON T: Ellen is not an absolute beauty, but I love her just the same.
Submitted by dead-actress on September 20, 2008 - 8:08pm.
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OOOh, I like your name better than mine! No fair! (Just kidding!) And is your avie the gorgeous Hedy Lamarr???
My soap opera name is Viv Buchanan. I don't think I like that one very much. It sounds like a rancher's wife (not that there's anything wrong with that) but it's just not sexy enough for the soaps, daaaahling.
I think Ellen and Portia DeGeneres sounds better for stationery than Mrs. & Mrs., but like someone said...great collectible for when they break up (ala Anne Heche.)
Mine is Chloe Cortlandt...or CC...as my pole dancing/stripper fans enjoy calling me. *wink*
That stationery will be an amusing collectible in a few years when they break up.
Dot Forrester...how 1960's
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"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." ~Dorothy Parker