Why Didn't They Just Hang Pictures Of Caca On The Wall?
Walking into a restaurant and seeing Twit and Twat's constipated mugs plastered on the wall is like finding a pubic hair in your clam chowder. Or a booger stuck underneath a table. It's a disgusting surprise that nobody ever hopes to see.
This one time, I got a pizza from Domino's and underneath the pepperoni I was about to consume I found a ginge pube. No lie. When I see Heidi and Spencer's faces I get that same sick feeling in my gut, like when I found that kinky ball hair floating somewhere between the cheese and pepperoni, slathering itself in the grease. That being said, I still ate it. Well, if it's covered in grease and cheese, then it's okay!
Here's Hollywood's not-so-favorite manufactured douchebag couple immortalized on the wall (for what, I don't know. It's not like they cured cancer or anything) of Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant, "Cut" on Friday.
Twit and Twat were "honored" and said it “felt better than winning an Academy award.” Of course you two dolts would say something stupid like that! Last time I checked, they didn't give Oscars out for being dumb whores with Chiclet teeth and Tupperware titties.
These busted ass flunkies join George Clooney and Jack Nicholson as the other portraits on the wall of "Cut." Twit and Twat in the company of Clooney and Nicholson? Everything is wrong with that. Everything.
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what's with the neutral facial expression head shots anyway? GAWD I hate that whole 'trying to be artsy fartsy' shit. It's so contrived. Pretentious people make me nauseous. Richies can have that shit. I'll take Taco Bell, thankyouvermuch.
angry mom, word.
:) made me smile
I know, you are probably killing me for my statement, but I think, they actually look good in these pictures! I dunno, what she has done to her face, but it works!
Submitted by angry mom on September 21, 2008 - 11:09am.
Amen, momma!
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on September 21, 2008 - 4:15pm.
MAYBE I mean just MAYBE if you STOPPED posting about them then they would GO AWAY. Its like you hate them , as well all do yet you waste precious time and space to post about them. This is how they have become millionaires by people posting stupid 'stories' about them. Enough I am so sick of it.
Awwwwwww, someone needs a cuddle? Come here....come on!!!! :o)
I wonder how much they paid Wolf to hang those pictures. Jack and George's pictures are laughing at them right now.
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MAYBE I mean just MAYBE if you STOPPED posting about them then they would GO AWAY. Its like you hate them , as well all do yet you waste precious time and space to post about them. This is how they have become millionaires by people posting stupid 'stories' about them. Enough I am so sick of it.
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Submitted by angry mom on September 21, 2008 - 4:09pm.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOLFIE!!!??????
Why the fuck does anyone even pretend to like them in hollyweird???!!!!!
WHY in GOD's name are these two famous?
Everyone FUCKING HATES THEM.
They are shallow vapid annoying rude manner-less moronic narcissistic degenerate brainless selfish lazy FAKE ugly dumbass skanky fame whore mother fuckers.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
WHY do they make so much money?
Why are they allowed to be so fucking smug?
Why hasn't dude been beaten to a bloody pulp multiple fucking times????!?!!!???
Why won’t that whore shut the fuck up EVER!!!!!!
Yes, I'm angry. These two infuriate me.
FUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Sorry for the kanye rant, I'm done for the day.
Off to do math homework
Love you sluts
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DAMN! I was having a nap after work, thanks!
First, those look like FBI composite drawings of missing corpses. Second, Puck's "Cut" must really cut the cheese if he puts up that shit on the walls.
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otter,psl, i have issues with rage but there is truth with it :)
The only way their pics should be on any wall is mounted on cork with a dart bulls eye overlay.
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angry mom, I agree with you 100%!
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They resemble each other :O
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 21, 2008 - 8:02am.
They look like they took makeup tips from Sims 2.
GENIUS!!!! i was trying to put my finger on what the hell they looked like, you nailed it!!
made me laugh so hard i spit out my morn coffee.
ps, i love your avie
Whoa! Heidi IS related to Mr. Ed!
*flinging sugar cubes at her fucking pic till the glass breaks*
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I can't believe Wolfgang stooped soo low. Well, now that I'm thinking about, I can.
Gordan Ramsey should give him a good bitch slap! They'd probably both like it, though, so I'm not sure how to fix this situation.
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You said it all. Ditto.
*rubs angry mom's shoulders* It'll be okay. Think happy thoughts.
Spencer's pic reminds me of the lion in the Wizard of Oz. No offense to any big cats out there.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOLFIE!!!??????
Why the fuck does anyone even pretend to like them in hollyweird???!!!!!
WHY in GOD's name are these two famous?
Everyone FUCKING HATES THEM.
They are shallow vapid annoying rude manner-less moronic narcissistic degenerate brainless selfish lazy FAKE ugly dumbass skanky fame whore mother fuckers.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
WHY do they make so much money?
Why are they allowed to be so fucking smug?
Why hasn't dude been beaten to a bloody pulp multiple fucking times????!?!!!???
Why won’t that whore shut the fuck up EVER!!!!!!
Yes, I'm angry. These two infuriate me.
FUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Sorry for the kanye rant, I'm done for the day.
Off to do math homework
Love you sluts
xoxo
Geez Louise...All blown up like that they are REALLY ugly. I mean they were ugly before but now that I can see how old looking they are (aren't they supposed to be youngins?) and really, just butt ugly. [Jean Chretien speak]I will never ever eat in this place "Cut". I prefer to keep my food inside my belly when I am eating. [/John Chretien speak.]
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Why couldn't these two twats get run over, or swept away by a hurricane. Really you fucking media assholes are the reason their faces are everywhere. How about doing the world a favor and stop mentioning them, then when their egos die we won't have to hear about them anymore.
it's my hope that every legitimately famous person that eats at that restaurant will walk over and take that SHIT DOWN!! or boycott the place entirely. this is disgusting. people will be vomiting in their food.
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Submitted by Beth4 on September 22, 2008 - 1:05am.
At the bottom of the toilet.
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That's *Hedley*!
Ginge pubes in the pizza. I think that's Domino's version of angel hair pasta.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Did they put their photos on the bathroom wall? Only place I can think of that would be the appropriate place.
HaHaHaaaaa!!!
When will we get the sex tape?
Submitted by Tristram on September 21, 2008 - 12:01pm.
They're like a PSA against PDAs.
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haha! that was a gudden.
They look like they took makeup tips from Sims 2.
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That's *Hedley*!
Well, there's one restaurant that won't ever get my business.
Why the fuck would Wolfgang Puck demean himself by putting pics of these two on his wall?
I'll bet they brought the pics with them, pulled down someone else's pic for the photo-op, and then had to put them back, before they were thrown out of the restaurant.
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Well it looks like the road to Heaven, but it feels like the road to Hell;
When I knew which side my bread was buttered, I took the knife as well
-George Michael "Freedom 90"
Why are these people famous? I mean Paris actually does have a reason for being famous (as disgusting as she is), but these two. What the fuck have they done?
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That's *Hedley*!
They're like a PSA against PDAs.
God, they are hideous.
"Tupperware titties."
Oh god.
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DON'T FEED THEIR EGOS! Then they'll never go away.