Why Didn't They Just Hang Pictures Of Caca On The Wall?
Walking into a restaurant and seeing Twit and Twat's constipated mugs plastered on the wall is like finding a pubic hair in your clam chowder. Or a booger stuck underneath a table. It's a disgusting surprise that nobody ever hopes to see.
This one time, I got a pizza from Domino's and underneath the pepperoni I was about to consume I found a ginge pube. No lie. When I see Heidi and Spencer's faces I get that same sick feeling in my gut, like when I found that kinky ball hair floating somewhere between the cheese and pepperoni, slathering itself in the grease. That being said, I still ate it. Well, if it's covered in grease and cheese, then it's okay!
Here's Hollywood's not-so-favorite manufactured douchebag couple immortalized on the wall (for what, I don't know. It's not like they cured cancer or anything) of Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant, "Cut" on Friday.
Twit and Twat were "honored" and said it “felt better than winning an Academy award.” Of course you two dolts would say something stupid like that! Last time I checked, they didn't give Oscars out for being dumb whores with Chiclet teeth and Tupperware titties.
These busted ass flunkies join George Clooney and Jack Nicholson as the other portraits on the wall of "Cut." Twit and Twat in the company of Clooney and Nicholson? Everything is wrong with that. Everything.
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Yes Dead Actress-! SHIT! Very true.
Anyone remember the sordid story @ Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo (I think that is the right name)? Yeah. Ugh. I read some story about them AND saw a terrible tv movie cheesy as hell- this looks like them.
Brilliant call!
I don't know what to think of these two. A big part of me wants to like them because they are so enormousely honest, but then I want to slap them for being so obnoxious. And hey, Spencer, just because a chick has a little too much to drink and urinates in her dates bed doesn't mean she is an alcoholic and needs to go to AA. It could have easily been an isolated situation. Please don't make such light of a silly situation and detract from us real drunks.
fingerhurt- HAHA! I feel the steady burn of rage bubble to the surface seeing these two as well. Maybe as they literally do nothing and make insane money for it.
and Hekki-And the other thing that drives me crazy is when people take a million zillion photos of themselves, BY themselves. You can tell that they got all dolled up and made up and then sat there all night with their camera, holding it at arm's length. And they put the camera up in the air and shoot down, with their faces pointing up, so all the fat and double chin melts away and the photos don't even look like them."
You mean 'Myspace Syndrome?' haha. YES! I love when you look closely enough and you see where their arm cuts off because they are taking the photo. ALONE.
Restaurant wall decor: Pics of a serial killer and the sidekick. I'm thinking Heidi plays the main role in that scenario.
Submitted by Hekki on September 21, 2008 - 9:59am.
WHOA. your reply was more disturbing that the orig story!
Is this behaviour common?
I've never seen it.
Is it specific to a age group (read young)?
Taking pictures of YOURSELF next to someone elses car? That's some fucked up shit right there, yessiree.
last night when i was really high i ate some dominos and found a pube between the pepperoni and cheese! i ate it anyway!
In thumb 2, I get the feeling that that smile is ALL for LC.....So are these two ever going to do anything to merit this attention or just keep hanging around and making videos in the basement?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Gordon Ramsey needs to stage an intervention.
I think they'd start crying by the time the fourth "FUCK!" spewed into their faces.
So about 3 seconds.
~~ Tolerant Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pclOTgJrPBA
Wolfgang must really like these Teutonic twats. Why not a picture of Hot Slut of the year PP?
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Ive had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
They look like the Children of the Corn...dead in the eyes.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Isn't Wolfie the guy who wanted to hire Britney to open some other restaurant? He just eats shit for breakfast, that's all.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Disgusting, lost my appetite! Thanks, actually it makes the starving myself that much easier! Yay!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
They look like mug shots...........
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
Submitted by angry mom on September 21, 2008 - 12:30pm.
angel-wow fucking awesome-HART to hart-LMAO-Mr. Wagner is far to handsome for the comparison to be accurate-the cheese factor, agreed
everyone,
i love you sluts, thanks
only here my blind rage is applauded :)
good night!
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Yes - he doesn't come close to Wagner's looks..but the cheese certainly is there - I can't even help but to think it's a rip-off.
And please, drop by with your blind rage anytime:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Who Datt
Yes! I think you were saved a terrible fate! Plus, you can get Puck's fare now in the frozen food aisle practically anywhere
I want to beat these two about the head and neck with a bat.
"They are not only "asshats" they are a whole fucking "ass ensemble"!
the real douchebag of this story is Wolfgang Puck for courting this lame type of publicity.
Note to Wolfgang: spill some chow mein on a pizza and continue with your fusion cuisine already
Those pictures look like they were computer glamourized, just like they do with little girls photos for beauty pageants. Gross.
If i was in that restaurant, i'd throw my breadstick and glass of tapwater all over those pics! If i could afford steak in that pretentious eatery, that would be eaten!!
ps-on the way out i'd squish some snot on 'em!
Up here in Toronto, several Wolfgang Puck's were scheduled to open and for some reason they kept postponing the openings until we found out that they were no longer opening at all.
I can see now that we were saved a horrible fate.
Submitted by Hekki --
For sure! Too much time alone on a oneway track! lol!
Submitted by Hysteria: "Look around friends' homes. Some people just have a few too many pics of themselves around, for my stomach anyway."
Yours and mine both. Like the one who goes up to hot guys in bars and gets photos with them. So it looks like she's got all these great-looking boyfriends but really they're just guys she posed with and never saw again. Or the one who stands next to fancy cars (PP?).
And the other thing that drives me crazy is when people take a million zillion photos of themselves, BY themselves. You can tell that they got all dolled up and made up and then sat there all night with their camera, holding it at arm's length. And they put the camera up in the air and shoot down, with their faces pointing up, so all the fat and double chin melts away and the photos don't even look like them.
figures... 6 hardworking, decent people had to suffer in a plane crash yesterday and these two morons are alive and well and getting trested like the celebrities they sure as hell ARENT. if i was a real celeb like george or jack and i saw those two there, i'd immediately remove my picture from the wall and walk out that door. why would anyone with legit talent and a career want to be associated with them in the slightest?
@putas - the narc personality thinks it is a beauty to behold, hence the sickeningness of it all, imho
We should mount their pics on the back of a garbage truck, then they would follow it to the dump! rip!
God, I wish MK would stop posting crap about this Fag and his Hag.
Maybe there's some irony here that we're missing. I'm gonna stick my head in the sand and maintain that theory.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 21, 2008 - 11:49am.
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on September 21, 2008 - 9:41am.
And why would Wolfgang Puck be such a dumb bitch to put them on the wall in his restaurant???
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Mmmmmmmmm, let's see....These two are HWORZ, WP is a HWORE, and as we all know, birds of a feather flock together.
That's just my guess.
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I don't know anything about Wolfgang Puck, except who he is. But at least he is legitimately famous for DOING something. He might not be saving the world or anything, but at least he has a JOB! Twit & Twat don't do shit except talk about themselves, and I would be embarrassed to give them any attention at all... Especially on the wall in my restaurant.
I haven't even had breakfast yet. Maybe that's for the best.
Restaurants 'contact' form online: http://www.wolfgangpuck.com/contact/main3.php
~~ Tolerant Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pclOTgJrPBA
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on September 21, 2008 - 9:41am.
And why would Wolfgang Puck be such a dumb bitch to put them on the wall in his restaurant???
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Mmmmmmmmm, let's see....These two are HWORZ, WP is a HWORE, and as we all know, birds of a feather flock together.
That's just my guess.
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"Ooops baby! Ah thank ah dun doodied on mahself this time!"
"After" pics that ProActiv works...even on these two fucked up attention whores. They're still working on the herpes and genital warts.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Everytime I log into Dlisted and see these two...a need to bash my head against the wall overcomes my being.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on September 21, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Not sure.
I haven't had time to check my e-mail as I have been glued to Major News Networks awaiting word on their conditions while organizing a candlelight vigil for all of DJ A.M. and Travis Barker's new Internet best friends...
Damn all that coverage of ANOTHER MISSING TODDLER!!!
What do you think ElB? Did that do it?
I cannot fucking stand these two. I'm a pretty calm person, but whenever I see them, I feel my blood start to boil & I am filled with rage. Why are these assholes famous?! WHY?! And why would Wolfgang Puck be such a dumb bitch to put them on the wall in his restaurant??? He really expects patrons to keep their food down after seeing this fuckery?!
I wish people would stop covering these twats, and maybe then they will finally go away!
Also, I would never say this about a nice person or someone who actually does something worthwhile with their life, but Spencer is honestly the ugliest person I have ever seen. He is absolutely fucking hideous, and I'm sure part of that is his ugly, self-absorbed personality leaching out to the outside. FUCK, I HATE THESE TWATS!
@ hysteria- they DO look like that. Oh my. Cancel this show NOW people. This is terrible to say but... why does nothing ever happen to people like THIS? If they had an ahem, accident (but lived of course, I'm not that mean") they'd at least be out of the limelight.
Kinda OT, but I stumbled on a link for this site
http://www.getwelltravis.com/
FOr both of those guys. Any updates on how they're doing?
MK! It was Phoebe's pubes, girl has to make a living somehow......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 21, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Have you recieved the e-mail banning you from all TravisB/DJAM threads? :o)
Ren and Stimpy are more of a TV couple then these two fuckrags.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
When are their 15 minutes going to be up? When the Four Fucking Horsemen show up at my door?
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
They tried to tame the horsiness down a lil bit in Heidi's but failed....Their eyes look creepy in the painting...very evil and soulless...well they prob don't have souls and is it just me or do they look related?????
Submitted by speakit on September 21, 2008 - 11:25am.
Unfortunately, some by marriage. Others are people I thought of as friends, but didn't really like that much.
You'd be surprised. Look around friends' homes. Some people just have a few too many pics of themselves around, for my stomach anyway
Okay, now it's time for my close up . . . ahemmm
angel-wow fucking awesome-HART to hart-LMAO-Mr. Wagner is far to handsome for the comparison to be accurate-the cheese factor, agreed
everyone,
i love you sluts, thanks
only here my blind rage is applauded :)
good night!
Submitted by angel_i on September 21, 2008 - 12:27pm.
I get all concentration campy looking at them. I really do - I want to lay in with a huge racist rant about the aryan nation.
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HAHAHAHA.. I think the same thing! too much blue eyed/blonde for me.
I get all concentration campy looking at them. I really do - I want to lay in with a huge racist rant about the aryan nation.
AND...it occurred to me that those pictures would actually make sense if they were an actual TV couple...like Hart to Hart, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Sighs...I know hate is a strong word, but that is the thought when I see these 2 fake asses. the more postings of them, the more hate, and they become more famous for this bullsh*t type of things. and I hate their fake kissing picture poses. f*ck!!!!
Wow, those pictures are horrible - esp hers. She looks like she has that illness where you can't move the muscles in your face, whatever it's called.
Yeah, all we needs is for Banksy to come and deface them!
Submitted by Hysteria on September 21, 2008 - 12:23pm.
I actually know people who do this. They love staring at big pictures of themselves. Narcissism, blech
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REALLY? OMG WHAT FUCKING LOSERS! oh, sorry, if they are your friends... please tell me that they're not your friends.
Hello Sista. It was back to work for me and this site is blocked! Weekend times on D-Listed!
edited. srry.
Gonnaburn! I've missed you! Damn it-I really have to do this stupid homework on venn diagrams and shizz...I hope I "run into" you later!
OT: Whoever decides to beat Spence up for real (its gonna happen) will be awarded by me: bail money, endless bjs, the assailant's favorite alchol-a year supply, funyuns-6 month supply (I ain't made of money), toilet cleanings with a smile from me as well as the best lawyer social security will buy (stolen idea from sophia petrillo)
You know they have these same huge pics of themselves in every room at home.
I actually know people who do this. They love staring at big pictures of themselves. Narcissism, blech
why the FUCK are these 2 fugs big shiny mugs taking up space on my computer screen?! they belong in a barn somewhere...and to the person who said they look like sims, you are so right! if only we could set them on fire or put them in a pool delete the ladder so they drown...or electrocute them on a faulty elevator..or put them in a small room with no windows, doors, food or water..HAHA NOW I WANNA GO MAKE HEIDI AND SPENCER SIMS AND TORTURE THEM!! HASTA LA VISTA FLESH BEARD!