Why Didn't They Just Hang Pictures Of Caca On The Wall?
Walking into a restaurant and seeing Twit and Twat's constipated mugs plastered on the wall is like finding a pubic hair in your clam chowder. Or a booger stuck underneath a table. It's a disgusting surprise that nobody ever hopes to see.
This one time, I got a pizza from Domino's and underneath the pepperoni I was about to consume I found a ginge pube. No lie. When I see Heidi and Spencer's faces I get that same sick feeling in my gut, like when I found that kinky ball hair floating somewhere between the cheese and pepperoni, slathering itself in the grease. That being said, I still ate it. Well, if it's covered in grease and cheese, then it's okay!
Here's Hollywood's not-so-favorite manufactured douchebag couple immortalized on the wall (for what, I don't know. It's not like they cured cancer or anything) of Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant, "Cut" on Friday.
Twit and Twat were "honored" and said it “felt better than winning an Academy award.” Of course you two dolts would say something stupid like that! Last time I checked, they didn't give Oscars out for being dumb whores with Chiclet teeth and Tupperware titties.
These busted ass flunkies join George Clooney and Jack Nicholson as the other portraits on the wall of "Cut." Twit and Twat in the company of Clooney and Nicholson? Everything is wrong with that. Everything.
He needs to put on some eye liner and eye shadow to create the illusion that his eyes aren't so squished together.
W. T. F??????!!!!!!!
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MK thinks my baby is cute.
Now i know why i pick the pepperoni off my pizza and examine it before I eat it
so weird!!!! and WHY?!
Sonah22, I have the feeling they'd get away with saying something racist.
YUUUUKKKKKKK ! ! !
No matter which way you look at it.
I love the fact Crazy, dead eyed Heidi(Why do they all have dead shark eyes in The Hills, is that what LA does to you?) is still claiming she is a virgin(so no sex tape) until marriage, despite taking a pregnancy test in The Hills Season Two. Dirty. Lying Bitch.
Unless she and Spencer think you can get pregnant through kissing.
Maybe they're mocking celebrity? Or just really dumb and thinking they're the stars for the kids? I don't know...whenever I see these two I just want to scream, but I don't know at what...I just DONT. GET. IT.
Make it stop. Please. I won't even wish for tragedy, because I know they'd milk that too. I wish one of them would say something racist or something in public. That would be golden.
I feel like I've just wasted precious thought.
These two really urk the hell out of me....why in the hell would anyone want to post those two on their wall??
~Live your life, not mines~
Now thats just gross.
He wants his place to stay open correct?
This is NOT the publicity he wants.
Burn those pictures and ban them from ALL Wolfgang Pucks' forever.
Nah, nevermind. The food sucks there anyway.
RT - I LOVE Leighton Meester
I am never eating at a Wolfgang Puck restaurant ever again. WHo the FUCKITY FUCK r these two dumb cunts fucking to get any type of press whatsoever?
OMG, they do look like Karla H. and Paul B.! Scary!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
If "Cut" is a restaurant aimed for dieters, then having images of these two insects gracing the walls is the perfect vehicle for curbing your appetite.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
selfies!Whoa! Sick.
He has a serial killer face.
I officially hate Wolfgang Puck for co-signing on this fuckery.
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"Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes..."
- Johnny, "Airplane" 1980
Yes, I watch that sh-t the Hills and yes I hate myself everytime I watch it and I don't know why I watch it because it's like watching paint dry but anyway that Spencer twat is annoying. My god could there be a bigger asshole is this world? No self respecting woman (yeah I know I laughed at that too) would stay with that big of an asshole.
I also find it funny that on the show they seem to have this asexual rather boring relationship, but yet when they're photographed she seems to always look disinterested, even though on the show it seems the other way around, she seems like a sad pathetic puppy who's always letting him walk all over her.
Anyway enough of my ranting. But on a side note I can't stand people who kiss with their eyes open. It shows a sign of distrust.
when one order's a meal at this establishment, i hope a barf bag is included with the dinner rolls...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
how fake
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Submitted by EyeRoll on September 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
how about you ram it up your rosie red rectum and rotate on it?
Maybe it's just me, but I would feel like a total tool posing for a picture in front of a picture of myself. Let alone posing for MULTIPLE pictures.
Submitted by angel_i on September 21, 2008 - 11:07am.
Seriously, it's one time to be grateful that Paps are such assholes, cuz they hunt bitches like that down and find them.
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Not in the recent case of karla being found in quebec. Neighbours alerted a reporter.
Suddenly the nosy old biddy next door doesn't seem quite so bad after all....
Her face is very recognizable thanks to all the coverage they got. That's something. She's have trouble changing her appearance enough not to be recognized.
Submitted by angel_i on September 21, 2008 - 1:57pm.
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Phoebe Price is another one. Bitch gives me the creeps. Chicken cutlets or not, something ain't right about her
Hope MK doesn't ban you from Dlisted for breaking the Dlisted commandment: Thou shall not insult the Cutlet goddess
"Jesus is shallow like that...He don't want no ugly ho's in his kingdom..." Tigerlilly
Heidi always says she doesn't drink but these photos beg to differ.
but seriously.... wow... I am totally beside myself and confused as to why they'd ever put these losers on the wall. WOW!!! Scary pics too. Maybe they did it so people in LA would lose their apetite, because you know how people in LA don't eat.
after i read on a thread here something about karla homolka and paul bernardo, i googled them, and found a lot of stuff about the crimes. now, everytime i look at heidi and spencer, all i see is karla and paul staring back at me. it´s creepy!!!
**whatever**
Back in Shakespeare's time, the word "cut" was sometimes used as a euphemism for a woman's naughty bits or, more specifically, "cunt" so actually the name of Puck's restaurant is completely appropriate.
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Submitted by Aphid on September 21, 2008 - 2:20pm
With Dr. Michael Baden? Yup. Saw it. freaky.
Someone should sneak in at night and graffiti those paintings of those twats...it makes me so mad!
Your face!
yaaaay! good for them!
Yet another reason to stay away from anything to do with Wolfie Puck, the celebrity chefwhore. He's opened chains of WP fast food at airports which serve the same cardboard food you find in his "signature" supermarket frozen section. No wonder he has Twit and Twat up on the wall...it's to take your mind off the shit on a shingle he's serving you.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 21, 2008 - 10:03am.
Heidi looks like she'd drug and murder her sister to let Spencer have a special Christmas present. *Shudder* Can't believe Karla is a free woman now. New identity, anonymity, free to be anywhere.
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Is that right? Shit. Man, that HBO special on her and her husband gave me nightmares.
These two useless people think entirely too highly of themselves, but at least they never made claims of humbleness.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
WHY???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
angel_i on September 21, 2008 - 2:05pm
I LOVE Dexter.
He's up for an Emmy tonight.
On T: OMG, these two shidiots, if I were George and Jack, there would be problems.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
truth.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 21, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Heidi looks like she'd drug and murder her sister to let Spencer have a special Christmas present. *Shudder* Can't believe Karla is a free woman now. New identity, anonymity, free to be anywhere.
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Seriously, it's one time to be grateful that Paps are such assholes, cuz they hunt bitches like that down and find them.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by dead-actress on September 21, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 21, 2008 - 1:57pm.
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Phoebe Price is another one. Bitch gives me the creeps. Chicken cutlets or not, something ain't right about her.
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For reals. It's Hollyweirditis...Britney, LiLo, Paris, ...
I think it's the look you get when you're always up to something. Never just relaxing in the moment, you know? That's why it's like serial killers...
But somehow, Dexter makes that look sexy. It must be his arms.;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
That Leighton Meester chick bugs me- she's pretty, but something about her is "off" to me.
since we are talking about annoying people
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Heidi looks like she'd drug and murder her sister to let Spencer have a special Christmas present. *Shudder* Can't believe Karla is a free woman now. New identity, anonymity, free to be anywhere.
Submitted by chickadee on September 21, 2008 - 12:26pm.
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Hot avie.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by angel_i on September 21, 2008 - 1:57pm.
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Phoebe Price is another one. Bitch gives me the creeps. Chicken cutlets or not, something ain't right about her.
WTF? Why did WP put their pictures up??? Seriously! They are on a reality show and make bad music and music videos. I seriously don't get it. Celebrity is so cheap these days.
http://www.modegreen.com/
Pardon my ignorance, but what do these two morons do, besides star in some MTV show? Are they really worth of having their pics displayed in a Wolfgang Puck restaurant??
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
My eyebrows shot up my forehead and are afraid to come down after reading the 'honest' part.
Thank you for that!
Submitted by luckycharms on September 21, 2008 - 10:49am.
I don't know what to think of these two. A big part of me wants to like them because they are so enormousely honest,
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My eyebrows shot up my forehead and are afraid to come down after reading the 'honest' part.
sorry took that out of context. went back and read the rest of your post. but still.... geez - my eyebrows!!!
Glad to see the Paul Bernardo /Karla Holmolka comparisons are being made. I keep hoping that should burst their bubble if it gets enough mention.
~~ Tolerant Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pclOTgJrPBA
These two make me hate my thoughts. Those pictures are freaky and so are they.
Submitted by putas on September 21, 2008 - 1:51pm.
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She looks the type to willingly & deliberately suffocate or slowly poison (because she likes to watch) the competition in her world.
Submitted by putas on September 21, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Yes Dead Actress-! SHIT! Very true.
Anyone remember the sordid story @ Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo (I think that is the right name)? Yeah. Ugh. I read some story about them AND saw a terrible tv movie cheesy as hell- this looks like them.
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I think TITS or somebody brought that up the other day. We were comparing them. That was not far from me actually. Paul Bernard is this other guy - The Scarborough Rapist but he got away the first (8 or 9) time(s).
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by putas on September 21, 2008 - 1:49pm
Those are called "selfies" and if you go to flickr.com, you can find zillions of "selfie" groups. Communities of people who take, post and comment on pictures...of themselves. Narcissistic fucks.