They Totally Want Each Other
Gus Van Zant directed James Franco in that new "Milk" movie and he also interviewed him for Interview Magazine (via Radar Online). During their conversation, cover girl Zac Efron's name came up. Gus offered him the small role of "pizza guy" in "Milk." And by "pizza guy" he means "Pass Around Pam." Anygay, James talks about how he met Zac at the VMAS. I bet you James had a boner while he was telling the story.
JF: So then when I saw him at the MTV Movie Awards, I was like, "Hey man Good to meet you, Zac. I really like the movie, and I just worked with Gus, and he tried to get you in the movie." And Zac was like, "Yeah, yeah. It just didn't work out." And I was like, "Well you should really do a movie with Gus. I think it would be a good contrast to your other stuff." He's like, "Yeah, maybe." And then I was walking away to go back to my seat, and he tapped me on the shoulder and said, "We should do it together, man." And he, like, gave me a high five. He was really the nicest guy.GVS: Yeah. He is really nice. We should all do a Judd Apatow movie. You and Zac and me.
JF: Yeah. You should do a movie that Judd produces, and we'll do it with Zac. What do you think?
GVS: Keep your eyes open for it.
JF: What kind of movie do you think it could be?
GVS: I'll have to think about that one.
JF: IF you have an idea and it's like me and Zac playing basketball or delivering pizzas or whatever, I'm in.
They totally want to lick each other's peens. I mean, they high-fived! They might as well have sucked each other's assholes right there in front of everyone. I would've been okay with this as long as they taped it and then immediately uploaded it to the internet.
James and Zac as basketball playing pizza delivery guys? Um....two words immediately come to mind: GAY PORN. Since Judd Apatow is involved, here's a few titles they can choose from:
Step Brothers Who Do Each Other
The 40 Year Old Butt Virgin
Peen In Asshole Express
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Submitted by Manimal5 on September 19, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Whatever happened to the old days when men were men...like Rock Hudson and Paul Lynde.
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*falls over giggling*
Oh dear Lord, the images that are running around in my little head right now...
"Um....two words immediately come to mind: GAY PORN." - Aw, hell yeah, baby!!!!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
The conversation proves they're just a couple of boring hags.
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 19, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Whatever happened to the old days when men were men...like Rock Hudson and Paul Lynde.
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Zac's more like a young Liberace ... without the glitz.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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If he's at all attracted to Princess Zefron, then the heterosexuality of Mr. Franco is proven once and for all. I'd watch, but mostly just to hear how high Zac squeals when it goes in balls deep.
Whatever happened to the old days when men were men...like Rock Hudson and Paul Lynde.
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Ive had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
Zac makes me tired just looking at him. You know he brushed his teeth like three times, blew dry, rewet, then blew dry again. Foundation, powder. Pulled the boxers up, then scrunched them down. Tried the crew neck tee then v-neck. Put a vest over it, then took it off and tried the cardigan. Couldn't decide then just said fuck it and went with the v-neck with lots of clevage. All just to walk out on the front lawn to pick up the paper.
I hope these two fruit boys hook up and get married one day. That would make me so happy ;>
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Submitted by Anonymous Q on September 19, 2008 - 3:32pm.
His pendulum could swing both ways.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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But I heart James Franco. Please don't crush my fantasies by making him gay.
I don't know if my brains are fried or what, but that whole interview makes zero sense to me.
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Zac
I cannot stand that fucking twinkie asshole. what the fuck kind of people are we making famous these days????
"Pushes walker back to room in the rest home."
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
"I would've been okay with this as long as they taped it and then immediately uploaded it to the internet"
Hahahahaha! These two just need a room... and a tube of lube... or saw dust if they are not into tenderness.
--thanks awfully--
Thank you much. Like I said though, other have it way worse.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 19, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Very, very scary.
Glad you made it.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 19, 2008 - 5:53pm
Yup- And I shouldn't bitch compared to some of those poor folks in Galveston. I live in Western PA ( in the midddle of an oak forrest) and we got 80 mph winds which snapped and toppled 90 year old trees right into the power lines. Our power company was at 40 percent capacity due to sending workers and bucket trucks to Texas. By the time our guys got back here, it was Thursday afternoon.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 19, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Did Ike get you?
Haven't heard from Kizzy for a while.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Alright so after six days, my damn power JUST came back on. I definitely did NOT HAVE A Chicos kind of week! And since I am in such a fine mood alltogether, JAMES FRANCO IS NOT GAY!!!!! FFFFUUUUUCCCKK!!! *twitch* AND is Kizzy back yet???
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 19, 2008 - 6:12pmFebruary 3, 1959, Clear Lake, Iowa
the day the music died
I wrote a paper for a summer class about that topic, that's why it caught my attention, lol.
Submitted by Snarkley on September 19, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Buddy Holly died in 1959.
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February 3, 1959, Clear Lake, Iowa
the day the music died
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"Ooops baby! Ah thank ah dun doodied on mahself this time!"
JF: So then when I saw him at the MTV Movie Awards, I was like, "Hey man Good to meet you, Zac. I really like the movie, and I just worked with Gus, and he tried to get you in the movie." And Zac was like, "Yeah, yeah. It just didn't work out." And I was like, "Well you should really do a movie with Gus. I think it would be a good contrast to your other stuff." He's like, "Yeah, maybe." And then I was walking away to go back to my seat, and he tapped me on the shoulder and said, "We should do it together, man." And he, like, gave me a high five. He was really the nicest guy.
The nicest guy? He sounds like a guy whose publicist just told him - "Don't blow that guy off dude (haha!); you might need him someday."
A high-five? Don't lie now - he cupped you din't he? ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Now, they can duet on their pipe organs.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Isn't James Franco gay, though? I think he was a popular guess to a few BIs on CDAN. I know nothing about him and I think I only saw him in that movie where he's a gigolo.
Momus
Zac has played many skin flutes...
Franco, up until this school girl rant, I thought had an "Exit Only" arse.
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I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 19, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 19, 2008 - 2:14pm.
hee hee hee I know. :)
I thought you did. ;)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 19, 2008 - Ronnie Van Zant was the lead guitarist for Lynard Skynard who was killed in a plane crash, along with Allen Collins, Steve Gaines, and Leon Wilkeson, in Mississippi in 1977.
5:44pm
Ronnie was the lead singer, Lynyrd Skynyrd had three leads, Gary Rossington, Allen Collins and Steve Gaines. Gaines was killed, along with his sister Carrie, a back up singer, Rossington and Collins survived, I think, without looking it up. BTW, Buddy Holly died in 1959.
They're both gay, just come out of the closet already!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Was i the only one who, the entire time spent reading that Franco post, had "And this one time, at band camp." running a contiuous loop in their head?
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Do you think he played the pink-flute while at camp?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Clarisse has given me an idea for another series of gay pron - Bible Camp
Was i the only one who, the entire time spent reading that Franco post, had "And this one time, at band camp." running a contiuous loop in their head?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 19, 2008 - 2:14pm.
hee hee hee I know. :)
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We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 19, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by Tyroan on September 19, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Van Zant is the name of those brothers in that hillbilly band whose plane crashed in the 70s.
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No, that was Buddy Holly.
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Ronnie Van Zant was the lead guitarist for Lynard Skynard who was killed in a plane crash, along with Allen Collins, Steve Gaines, and Leon Wilkeson, in Mississippi in 1977.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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*points to avie*
But... he's so hot!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 19, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Wow. I don't know anything about lovebirds. Is 11 years a long time?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I'm seeing a series here: Ass Bandits I, II, III and The Beginning
Hmmm my gaydar is usually good, but in James case perhaps it has gone into denial. Noooooooo...please James not with Zaccy girl.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Submitted by Tyroan on September 19, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Van Zant is the name of those brothers in that hillbilly band whose plane crashed in the 70s.
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No, that was Buddy Holly.
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We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.
My gaydar has always gone off with james. He's like Rock Hudson to me. Just without the shock when he finally comes out of the closet.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Hey MK the director's name is Van Sant.
Van Zant is the name of those brothers in that hillbilly band whose plane crashed in the 70s.
So then when I saw him at the MTV Movie Awards, I was like, "Hey man Good to meet you, Zac. I really like your hair, and I just bought new perfu…um, aftershave! Smell" And Zac was like, "Yeah, yeah. I bought that one too, but for me it just didn't work out." And I was like, "Well you should really do a come over to my place tonight. I think it would be a good idea if you got naked." He's like, "Yeah, maybe." And then I was walking away to go back to my seat, and he tapped me on the shoulder and said, "We should do it together, man." And he, like, gave me a high five. He was really the hottest guy.
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I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Toothy Tile exposed, finally.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 19, 2008 - 4:41pm.
I'll never understand that emo hairstyle...its so awful looking...and probably high maintenance.
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(((R.I.P. Elvis the lovebird...You will be missed my dear little friend!))) 9-19-08
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1st: I completely agree on the hair. I hate that hair style with the passion if a thousand suns.
Lastly: My condolences for your loss. He was a cutie.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
nova, 11 is a pretty good age for a birdy to reach!! i am a vet, everytime people bring birds in to me they have no idea how old the thing is, or they bought it at some shoddy market.....
congrats on being a dedicated birdy owner!
WTF is happening with James' hair?? Grow it back already! And put Freaks and Geeks back on air. That's my James, not this Zac lover!!!
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
I realise u all think Jame's is gay but I FUCK"NG love him reguardless!
Isn't "the pizza guy" routine the most trite plotline in really low-rent porn?
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Thank you tapgirl and Momus....my poor little dearie succumbed to a beak problem that he had his whole life(he was 11). Only recently it had gotten bad and he had lost part of his upper beak and had to be handfed. He only lasted 2 days...poor fellow. He's much better off though...:)
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(((R.I.P. Elvis the lovebird...You will be missed my dear little friend!))) 9-19-08
sometimes i think franco is hot and other times i think, not so much...but one thing i'm certain of is that franco and efron did more to each other than a "tap on the shoulder"...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 19, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Condolences on your feathered friend.
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James Franco is a strange guy but he's so damn hot. I can't figure him out at all.
Submitted by UKer on September 19, 2008 - 4:45pm.
The 40 Year Old Butt Virgin
Peen In Asshole Express
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HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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