Afternoon Crumbs

J.Ho looks like an absolute barrel

Haha! Paris has simply confused work with play.
Honest mistake for a bimbo, really.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Hey, Paris. STFU. Dumbass bitch.

It's not nice, but I have to say that the Dragon Tale twin in that photo is not attractive at all. I bet JLo is sad that she didn't have a little Suri or Shiloh or whatever Halle Berry's kid's name is.

It's okay, she's going to sacrifice them to Xenu anyway.

jlo allows herself two minutes a day to touch the twins...that's a minute per twin...then she's off to do her partying and focus on herself...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc

No Comment on Jlo's babies.....but Jlo se mira bien "Doña"! (sorry had to say it in spanish) Whatever little looks Jlo had are totally gone...she should really stop trying to look good....it's embarassing!

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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

thanks Drama, you are a true friend, now I agree with Not Impressed, I hate her a little less....
keep it up Jess!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Snowy:

Jessica Simpson Got Drunk, Kicked Out

There's been a quiet rumor for a few years now that Jessica Simpson is a raging alcoholic. Papa Joe has kept it under control for the most part (not the most part: here, here, and here), but at the Marc Jacobs Fashion Show afterparty earlier this month, Jessica had a few drinks. What could go wrong? Star Magazine says:

Jessica was stumbling around the party slurring her words and barely able to stand," says a Star Magazine insider, who claims Jessica was asked to leave the event just before dinner. "It was embarrassing! In New York, it doesn't matter who you are. If you're acting like a fool, no one will stand for it."

Man, you'd think Jessica Simpson would be on the top of world with her new album debuting at #1 on the country chart. That is until you realize that it's only sold 65,000 copies. And when you also realize that her last album, 2006's A Public Affair, sold 101,000 in it's first week. It has sold 299,000 since. Maybe Jessica Simpson can name her next album, Kidz Bop. That might help.

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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

what did Jess do? I can't get on that site from work.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Jessica slinging a glass around and yelling makes me laugh. Big tittayed frog shd croak not siiiing.

J.Lo's baby is ugly. I am sorry, but it is.
Shut the fuck up Paris- yeah, I am sure you personally run the whole business. Of course you do.

You have also only slept with three men in your entire life.

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God only knows what I'd be without you....
-Brian Wilson

I love how J-lo only holds one of her kids if it's for a photo.

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Don't dream it... BE it!

Submitted by Salem13 on September 19, 2008 - 2:22pm.

LOL at the two guys in the far right talk about bad timing.

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Ha! I saw that too...the one on the left looks like he's tryna talk himself down.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

LOL at the two guys in the far right talk about bad timing.

*shudders* salt isnt enough to punish myself for the janet vid.....wonder if his pants were wet and sticky after?

Submitted by M.E. on September 19, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Chestica is a sloppy drunk.

Who isn't?
I know I am!

*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*

Chestica had to take a cab? Where's the limo for her highness.

Damn you MK! When I read 'Heigl is a quitter', I sudenly found myself smiling, thinking about her quitting Greys, or better; quitting showbiz altogether but smoking?

That shit isn't right.

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard

Re: simpson slut

too bad she didnt fall and hit her temple on a very sharp table corner.

I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK

Jessica Simpson is a raging drunk? That makes me dislike her a little bit less.

Mischa needs to find clothes that fit.

Hilary Duff looks old for 20 or 21.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Re: Janet Jackson dry hump...

Oh, for the love of all things holy.... WHY????

I'd like some salt thrown in my eyes now. Anyone who's willing to help me out. Anyone at all....

Chestica is a sloppy drunk.

Who isn't?

That baby looks just like Sketetor. Creepy.

Ew. Could they not do that with a real sport?

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork