The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 19th!

Submitted by snowpiece on September 19, 2008 - 1:40pm.
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I am okay,I guess.
I need to move outta this piece.
Never gonna stay sober here.

See, Peter Tosh was right, she doesn't even need her glasses anymore!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Community college course Rollin' 101. It's the only one with a 5000$ lab fee.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

When Gram said she was drying some herbs for me, i was pleasantly surprised!

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I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down

Decades after her failed career, Mischa Barton was reduced to rolling joints in a sweat shop in return for free weed.

Old habits die hard. Even rollin a Jay Grammie keeps her pinkie up!

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I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down

Mischa Barton on the next episode of "Where are they now"

LoLo on September 19, 2008 - 1:40pm

I totally want this job.
I am hoping for a contact buzz in here.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Grandma O'Neal-" No Officer, its not mine!"

Triscuit are you ok mama? we were worried about you the other day then you disappeared.... ♥♥♥
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

McCain campaign workers rolling doobies for freedom, country first.

No commetn but HELLLLLLLLLLLLLS YEAH!

THATS MY FACTORY BITCHES!!!!!!!!

I gots me a million boomin grannies rollin my ass joints in a sweat shop over here and i pay them in metamucil!!!!

ha ha ha ha !!!! This is so funny!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Edna knew that if she just kept rolling and stayed calm, no one would notice the pound bag she'd hidden in her rectum.

LOVE ANDERSON

Hellloooo Lover! I am seriously trying to avoid work today!

Angel_i
"Roll, roll, roll the joint
Pass it down the line
Take a toke and puff the smoke
And blow your fucking mind!:)"

Oh hell. I can't top that!

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I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down

"F*cking kids are too unreliable these days so I had to put these ole bi*ches to work!"
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

Ahhhh, the benefits of Steve-O's senior center community service just keep coming.

I can't even think up a caption for this.

I'm too skeeved out by Granny licking that joint to think straight LOL

Blazed up ma doobie, cranked up ma Tony Bennett and chilled in front of Sally Jesse, wicked!

You're supposed to LIVE at Shady Pines, Grandma. Not smoke them.

Submitted by AmberWaves on September 19, 2008 - 1:30pm.

Funny how Mildred's arthritis doesn't flare up when she's rolling a fatty.

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That made me LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't even smoke weed!

Damn....Mary Louse Parker has really aged!

where is this place ??

Grass in the joints, makes a difference from arthritis.

angel: is that what you use the old people for up there? Good idea! Do they roll blunts too?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Even good shows like 'Weeds' stay on the air too long.

Migraine Sally on September 19, 2008 - 1:32pm

HI stranger!!!
Welcome back.

On T: I have no caption yet. I'll need to go home and get "inspired"....

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on September 19, 2008 - 1:31pm.

'the fuck ??

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You wanna live here now, dontcha? ;p

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by KD on September 19, 2008 - 12:27pm

Seriously, though, my grandparents in the nursing home complain about that all the time.
"There's nothing to do!"
"oh look, there's BINGO on Thursday"
"I don't like BINGO"
"There is aerobics on Tuesday"
"I don't feel up to it"
"There's a dance on Saturday night"
"Dancing is from Hell"

So all they do is go to Walmart on Mondays. When they remember, that is.

Her tombstone will read: Hashish to hashish, dust to dust.

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"Drink beer Save water"

Going to grandma's for cookies is the highlight of my childhood.

Gas, Grass and Ass....and Medicare premiums
Nobody Rides for Free

to the tune of Row, row, row your boat

Roll, roll, roll the joint
Pass it down the line
Take a toke and puff the smoke
And blow your fucking mind!:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

'the fuck ??

I was wondering why my Oregano bottle was always empty.

And you all thought seniors were coming to Canada for the prescription drugs.

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Funny how Mildred's arthritis doesn't flare up when she's rolling a fatty.

Grandma this is the last time I'm going to tell you please stay out of my stash.

Me in 50 years!

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God only knows what I'd be without you....
-Brian Wilson

Hee.

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

Economy got so bad had to put Granny to work selling the pot.

Well, at least Grandma isn't complaining anymore about there not being enough activities at the nursing home.

(i just giggled)

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