The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 19th!

It's 4:20... Do you know where your grandma is?

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Evil Dead Rocks.

After 8 years of George W., seniors have to supplement their income any way they can.

Granny, don't roll it too tight with that dollar bill!

Showtime proudly presents Weeds...Season 42.

Goodnight fools, gotta slither off! Cya laterz! :o)
suze xxx

Submitted by El Bastardo on September 19, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Blazed up ma doobie, cranked up ma Tony Bennett and chilled in front of Sally Jesse, wicked!

Bee-yoo-ti-ful.

('sept I would've made a Matlock reference)

I'm bored with you now.

Seriously - can they afford the moisture??

I'm bored with you now.

So this is what the Rotary Club really does, they rotate joints!

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"Drink beer Save water"

Charlize Theron still looks hot at 95!!

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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price

I was always wondering what went on in Snoop Dogg's basement!

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I pledge allegiance to the bud in my hand
I'll only roll with the EZ Wider brand

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"Drink beer Save water"

Thanks PlayaSlaya :o)

Godamnit, sensi and denture fixative dont mix! Bleh!

See Hazel, I told you glaucoma had it's benefits!

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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In the green room of 90210: The 50th Reunion.

welcome to our facility. as you can see everyone is in the hobby room. we try to keep our residents happy here at Mary Janes retirement villa.

I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK

Cindy McCain has really let herself go.

Grandma O'Neal must be researching for a new film.

When my grandson said he was going to visit us for activities day at the center, I didn't think we'd...uh...um...Estelle, would you turn down The Dark Side of The Moon already?!?!

puff, puff, pass (gas).

You heard wrong, Grandma said she was going to play BONG-O, not BINGO.

Reefer Gladys

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

My granny can roll a fattie better than your granny!!!

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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...

Imagine walking, dancing, shopping without pain! Introducing Pot Fit Custom Robotics from Phase 4!

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

In the year 2040, the Dlisters decide to have a reunion and discuss their favorite celebs over a nice doobie.

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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...

Zig Zag's Quality Control division, inspectors 12, 13, 14 and 15 have been loyal employees for years.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

So that's what Bill Clinton's Mom look like~!

Submitted by El Bastardo on September 19, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Blazed up ma doobie, cranked up ma Tony Bennett and chilled in front of Sally Jesse, wicked!

WINNER!!!

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"Drink beer Save water"

Grandma has all the hook-ups for the dankest buds!

*Rolled* grrr

I'll have this Rolled for you Lickety split

Gas, grass or wrinkled ass...nobody rides for free.

I'll have this tolled for you Lickety split.

Triscuit...one step at a time sweets! Hang in there.

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I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down

Nothing gets you higher than grandma spit.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Mmmmmmmmmmm Grandma tongue on my joint - nice!!

so I hear they are having trouble at the polls again in Florida....

Submitted by chavonnc on September 19, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Bongo! I mean, Bingo!

Love it!!

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"Drink beer Save water"

Later that night, the kitchen was mysteriously ransacked. All the oreos, hull-less popcorn and lime jello disappeared.

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I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down

Ganga Granny you know the deal - puff puff pass

K-fed puts his memaw to work.

Grandma?

LOL el B that's you on the far left!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Bongo! I mean, Bingo!

In 2035, DListers wait for Old Man MK to post 'Birthday Sluts'

She goes home each night and gets high off the residue left in her skin flaps and beehive.

Triscuit I 100% get what you mean. Let me know if I can do anything, go to a meeting with you or whatever cuz you are in NYC too right?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

That's not all Mabel can do with her tongue... TRUST ME!

We all thought Grandma had just smoked herself to sleep but we were sadly mistaken...

Memaw Spears will do whatever is needed to help take care of her great-grandbabies

Granny never has trouble getting volunteers to help her with her "Joints for Geriatrics" program.

Boob. Mah pun id bup. Thuck!

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