Monday, September 22nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 19th!
I learned it by watching you, Grandma! I learned it by watching you! - KA
Runners-up:
Happy 30th birthday Amy Winehouse! - Gob Bluth
Blazed up ma doobie, cranked up ma Tony Bennett and chilled in front of Sally Jesse, wicked! - El Bastardo
ShareThis
Gertrude prepares the treats for the senior centers movie night.
when asked to comment she replied, "What else would make the Will Ferrell marathon better?"
Adding, "Next time I hope they get us the chronic though, this ditch weed gives me a headache!"
Happy 30th birthday Amy Winehouse!
its bruce bitches...
Grandma Winehouse!!!! Where have you been hiding??
And the grandkids think I'm playing bingo....BING-OHHhhhhh
The Rotary Club preparing for Davy Jones and the Monkees Reunion Tour. "We are going to party like it's 1969".
--------------------------------------
Ive had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
The John McCain Fundraiser at the Boca Raton Senior Citizen Center
Forget about the f**king caption, tell me where do I apply for a job like this?
**NO VACANCIES**
Ol' Smokey Retirement Village
Nogales AZ
Snoop knew if he hired some kids, they would rat him out. So he chose these people because they won't remember where they were all day by the time the 5 o'clock whistle blows.
The Dutch solution for the economic depression caused by increasing obsolescence
***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****
Hef has his bunnies, and Willie Nelson has his jointies.
Realizing the "Hanging Chad Scheme" couldn't steal two elections, the RNC started getting the volunteers "hooked on the pot" now so they could later use that to nullify any Democratic votes made in that district.
I'd need a joint too, if I looked like that ugly grandma.
***********************************************************
House & Wilson '08 -- Welcome to Couples Counseling
Palm Beach County, FL preparing for this year's election.
With all the money he has, Matthew McConaughey ought to buy his Memaw a nice glass bong--easier on the arthritis.
Where's this retirement home? I'm making a reservation for the future.
Feeling anonymous without her weave, Pamela Anderson indulges in high times with a few girlfriends.
I reckon those are directions on how to roll jays under that shake......lol:)
"I like my sprite easter pink"WEEEEEEEEEEEEZY!
HOHAN and SAMRO's future retirement home recreational group dykes who dope.
"I smoke two joints in the mornin'...
take metamucil at night..."
www.myspace.com/lowenbad
Coming this fall:
The MeeMaws
A heartwarming tale of three old bags who had nearly outlived their usefulness, until one entrepeneureal old peepaw galvanized them into rocking the gonge, rather than rockin on the porch. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll pee your pants. just a little.
Starring Meg Ryan, Kathleen Turner, and Renee Zellwegger, and featuring Alec Baldwin as "Gramps".
AARP: Aged Assembling Rolling Papers.
****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Aunt Mary's part time job helps hersupplement her Social Security.
Bubbe--You told me you were going to play mah jongg.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.
best. grandma. ever.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Seniors should not have to smoke that dirt weed shake, our taxes should pay for those geezers to have some chronic.
This is what most stoners aspire to be in their old age, rolling blunts for Fidel!
Your face!
Screw a 401k - now *that's* a retirement plan!
*****
~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
You old geezers be needin' a G-shot before geezin a bit of dee gee while listen' to the Bee Gees, yo? But damn, this giro house give good go, and good lick even throw in some goon dust long as they ain't pulling no gluey, gettin' snotty, gettin' roached or ghostbustin'. Damn, you followin' me grams and gramps or you all go deaf? You fuckers speak English? Don't wanna be bustin' no caps on y'all!!!
---Tyler Perry's House of Retirement (coming to a theater near you)
**************
You're under arrest, sugar!
colt 45, 2 zig zags, granny that's all we need. go to the nursing home after dark smoke that tumble weed.
Now I know the real reason why mom won't miss Thursday night Bible study in the church basement.
Dubya's mother-in-law starts the divorce celebration early.
Top executives from Lehman Brothers put their parents to work as a last resort.
The Marijuana Party will have its fundraiser this weekend.
************************************************
I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
************************************************
Brit Brit finally gives her mother a job.
Now we know why! McConaughey's grandmother reminisces of her days with Janis Joplin and Pink Floyd..
Michael C.
Mississippi State, MS
Bored with Bingo Night, The Elks Club tries out Weed Night
geriatric sweatshop. They get paid in AARP magazines.
Shit...this looks like my kind of BINGO game.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
Yo, Granny. WAKE UP!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
McCain will do anything to get the elderly vote in Florida.
Eventually, all old rockers look like lesbians. First Jimmy Page, and now the Doobie Brothers
Z Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Top
Grannylingus
Just Say "Eh, Sonny?" to Drugs!
Her co-workers at the newly opened Medical Marijuana Plant in Chino California were no match for Myrtle "The Tongue" Horowitz and her 50+ years of experience rolling doobies.
Snoop Dogg's sweat shop
Recreation time at the Grateful Dead Nursing home.
-------------------
Evil Dead Rocks.
Oral sex lessons for beginniners?
Florida ballot volunteers prepare for 'Hanging Chad' season.