The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 19th!

oh well is just fun! Fun like the commercial from the 80's Life AlertAll the best, Harry

Congrats to Gob Bluth and El Bastardo for making runner up!

The winner statement is funny!!! Wasn't that a commercial at one time? The parent coming to ask the kid where he did learn that terrible bad habit?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

I learned it by watching you, Grandma! I learned it by watching you! - KA

Brilliant!!

Wahoo winners!

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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.

Congrats to all you funny sluts~!

WooHoo, thanx MK, KDracorooni and nit! Congos 2 KA and Gob!!

Congrats everyone...specially ELB!

Congrats to all the wieners!!!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

>>>>>>>>>>>>Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Tera Reid getting ready to skank out to Hollywood...

Sunrisegold71 - Farrah is licking whatever is needed to get Ryan & Redmond out on Bond.

Bad Economy sign #420: After being laid off from Walmart, Ethel and her friends find work manufacturing doobies for Snoop Doggy Dog and his crew.

Tueday, November 4, 2008: Election judges fire up for a long day at the polls.

John McCain's best friends from high school work in his fundraising campaign headquarters and demonstrate republicans do indeed have a health care plan.

Just like riding a bicycle... you never forget.

Following orders from Sarah Palin, the faithful Republicans from the First Baptist Church worked together to give John McCain a joint replacement.

Who says the elderly can't still contribute great things to society?
But seriously, where do I sign up to retire there?

Zaftig and RoyAnnes.
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...

Uh....Mrs. Palin, your daughter is on the phone..and it sounds like an emer...oh, hay..gimme that!

Look at Granny go!... Lick then suck..see I told you that you'd like it!

This must be the Ganja Old People's Home sponsored by Snoop Dogg. Amy Winehouse plans to join after retirement.

Amy Winehouse comes out of hiding after a two week hiatus.

Yessiree, these kids are going to never want to smoke the devil weed again after they have one of these these crack and meth laced babies!

fuck Geritol! we gots the Kind!

Only the most experienced jewelery designers in the world are hired to assemble Phoebe Price's headbands.

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

Granny HoHan had tried to bake pot brownies naked, but only set her pubes on fire.

Mary Louise Parker never thought she'd be doing that fu%!#ng show for this long!

The Golden Girls guest star on this weeks episode of Weeds.

Bingo Break!!

The real strategy Donald Trump uses to become a millionaire === his mom.

I learned it by watching you, Grandma! I learned it by watching you!

11:15

Do you know where your grandma is at?

So this is why grand ma goes to Bingo every Tuesday night ~

Roll, roll, roll a joint, pass it down the line ~~
take a toke until you chock ~ blow your fucking mind.

You're so fucking hot, we'll get some hookers and coke....just look at me and say yes.

Nana McConaughey always gets stuck with the same job at family reunions.

Santa's elves work on the requests for the stranded tourists on Gilligan's Island.

This s what happens when you let senior citizens hang around, unsupervised.

The Sunny Pines Nursing Home begins self medication in preparation for McCain/Palin in the white house.

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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'

Pam Anderson in 10 years!

oh yeah...strictly for medicinal purposes!

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by EyeRoll on September 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
how about you ram it up your rosie red rectum and rotate on it?

Celebrity Old Age Home year 2030- Camron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Jen Aniston and Matt McConaughey- all that is missing is the beach and some yoga mats

Harriet at The Way International Headquarters helping to roll some free joints for the first 50 people to show up for their annual Pants Off Dance Off Contest.

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Ive had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

Even in her twilight years, Tara Reid was never able to shake that party girl image.

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Fuck soccer moms~ George Carlin

New slogan for Amsterdam:

"When you're whore days are over, you can always roll weed!"

A perpetually cheery entertainment director stands just off camera chanting "This is the way we roll our bones...roll our bones...roll our bones!" at the newly christened Snoop Dogg Center for the Youth Impaired.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

Matthew McConaughey's grandma is getting ready for baby Levi to join in the family tradition.

And I says back to Agnes, uhuh, like you should put your dentures in and stop gumming the papers.

so i says to madge, i says, put your glasses on you're spilling weed everywhere!

Timex makes a killing with their new ad - "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking"