Friday, September 19th 2008
Sweet Tater
Tater Head has gone the way of the ginge. She looks like a delicious plate of sweet potatoes. All she's missing is a couple of handfuls of mini-marshmallows, 10 sticks of butter, a cup of brown sugar and she's good to go.
Here she is at a Teen Vogue party in Los Angeles last night.
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*passes xanax to all my fake friends*
Yes, I'm the resident dealer in these parts.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by snowpiece on September 19, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Snowpiece darling, what would you REALLY like me to put on the barbie for you
? Your wish is my command XXXXXXXXXX
LoLo - remember when you used to talk about how your vajayjay was just using this place for material for her standup act. That were funneh.
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Key to working in customer service.
Rule one: The customer is always right (even if they technically aren't)
Rule two: Kill the assholes with kindness.
Rule three: Never let them know that they have gotten under your skin.
Rule four: Once gone call them every GD name in the book. Vent, you'll feel better. :o)
Oh no Mrs K, that almost gave me an asthma attack! ROTFFLMRAOOOOOOOOOO!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 19, 2008 - 2:25pm.
miffed, we are SO drinking together if I ever make it to Australia. I wish I could be that drunk right now. In fact, I have never drunk posted, I wonder if I should try it tonight. The odds are good that I will be tanked by 7pm
Sweetheart it is 4.51am in Oz at this moment so if you would like me to have a drin k on you be my guest I shall xx
Submitted by TITS on September 19, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Dont assume shit about me or my posts.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!!!!!!!
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Hi Aphid, long time no see! Your avi is really cute.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
miffed is UP, mates! put another shrimp on the barbie!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by miffed_33 on September 19, 2008 - 11:23am.
Calm down, zippy.
That's what we all call each other--fake friends.
It is an honor and a privilege to be a fake friend.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Be Presbyterian?
miffed, we are SO drinking together if I ever make it to Australia. I wish I could be that drunk right now. In fact, I have never drunk posted, I wonder if I should try it tonight. The odds are good that I will be tanked by 7pm
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Mrs . K fake friend? I totally thought I was THE REAL DEAL!!! sniff sniff totally so god damned upset now lol
Submitted by TITS on September 19, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by LoLo on September 19, 2008 - 10:54am.
I'm guessing customer service?
I fucking dont work in customer service.
Imnot sure if you were trying to be an asshole or what?
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You're post was so angry, I just assumed.... :)
maybe a little bit of an asshole - a nice pink one.
Submitted by skinny fat on September 20, 2008 - 12:43am.
why did her parents bother raising these girls in Bumfuck, Idaho only to bring them back to Hollyweird as teens & pre-teens and let them run around clubs and dress inappropriately for their ages?
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Ever been to Sun Valley/Ketchum? When it snows, the place fills up with sluts!!
Lolo
I feel ya doll, I once had a troll, lol.
customer service sux cause you gotta be nice to the morons.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by Aphid on September 19, 2008 - 11:13am.
I love that movie!!!!
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Angel_i
Booyah back atchya.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
What a jaw!
Potato Salad with TONS OF PAPRIKA on top!...paperbag...paperbag.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 19, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 20, 2008 - 1:13am.
yes, ITA, passed out cold in front of the computer from too many Fosters. Won't even remember our names in the morning....
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*sigh* Isn't that always the way?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
It is in the present moment, that we are truly alive! When we awaken to the silence of our minds, we are able to hear the wisdom of our souls. Our presence allows us to fully participate in our lives and enjoy all the peace, joy and wonderment that life has to offer.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
hehe our "ugly smile!" That is soo true. Katie was giving her ugly smile in the thread below..it was an outrageously huge grin and I was totally thinking she needed to tone it down a bit...
Submitted by Aphid on September 19, 2008 - 11:14am.
C the H, yes so I see! Glad to not be forgotten on here, I hardly ever get time now to sit and snark
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Same here Aphid. Effin' J.O.B It's cramping my style!!
Booyah, Mrs. K.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Migraine - so nice to see you here!
*throw confetti*
Lets dance!
*bow chicka bow wow*
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 19, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Snowy hun I always have an extra SPECIAL laugh with you xxx
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 19, 2008 - 10:14am.
Aphid> One potato(e) head president is enough!
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Haha, true and very crever, grasshoppa!
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 19, 2008 - 2:13pm.
She baby xxxxxxxx
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 20, 2008 - 1:13am.
yes, ITA, passed out cold in front of the computer from too many Fosters. Won't even remember our names in the morning....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
C the H, yes so I see! Glad to not be forgotten on here, I hardly ever get time now to sit and snark
Be Present
The Buddha said, “You don’t learn from experience. You learn from your capacity for experience.” Usually, when one feels something intense such as heartbreak or sadness, he runs, flinches or hides in an attempt to avoid the discomfort. In other words, such a person lacks the capacity to feel. It’s a normal and natural reaction. But if you can stop, breathe, and allow yourself to feel rather than flinch, you will be more present and have a deeper sense of what it means to live and love.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
LoLo> Well, it does speak 3 different languages. It's very talented!
Does she have a wonk eye or is it just the angle?
Angel_I> Good point. Honestly, if she just stood there like a normal person and didn't try to pretend she's a sex bomb (sex bomb sex bomb you're a sex bomb. Great, now that song's in my head!), she wouldn't look all that bad.
She is trying WAY too hard.
Aphid> One potato(e) head president is enough!
yes, angel_i something you said made me think...she is trying to be something she is not...i think she needs more than lessons, i think she needs to just embrace the fug & be overly quirky & weird. i dont know how she could pull it off, but there has to be someone out there who can help her. she definitely needs to lose the lipstick though. its drawing lots of attention down to her ugly jaw zone.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 19, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Love you darl I swear to God hehe I am totally pissed - have had to re check my spelling 44 million times lol
I love you and all D listed ppl's, would love to converse more!!!!!!!!!!! but I must say I( think this bitch may be putting it on and be way better looking in real life - just go to Lainey - Dragonface she will tell you lol
Mrs. K I can picture Michelle Pfeiffer writhing around on the piano while a hunky Jeff Bridges is playing
CTH aint nothing wrong with working in customer service, THAT person meant it as an insult and ive asked it to step the fuck off my jock before.
Some how there is always one asshole who doesnt get I only come here to joke and play.
Always some type of dry, ass hole, smart ass comment directed at shit i say.
Fuck the fuck off! Not you CTH the Titts
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 19, 2008 - 1:06pm.
miffed why do you keep ignoring me? I try and try to make comments to you and it's like I can't get into your cool club or something, asshat. (kidding, by the way)
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I have now decided...he's probably passed out.
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"Drink beer Save water"
Wow, old home week on dlist today, happy friedday!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Do you think they could do some sort of Nip/Tuck cheek-slasher-esque mouth surgery to make it about 2" wider? That could be easier than shaving down the jaw.
Actually, now that I've looked at the 6th thumbnail... nah. There's no saving her. Plus, if there was a good anti-lantern jaw procedure Ashlee Simpson would have had it by now.
Maybe if she was in a car accident and the steering wheel hit her in the teeth and pushed everything back a few inches... or, just put her in a coma so I don't have to look at her anymore!
how unfortunate...i tried to come up with something nice to say, but she really doesnt even have a nice smile & thats usually what saves a funny looking face. her body is slim, but not stunning, just kind of there with saggy boobs & that ginormous head...she is just very creepy alien-ish looking. at least she is young.
In honor of Get Laid Friday and our new fake friend, Miffed (baby, take a bow) I suggest we have a singalong!!!!!!!!!
a one and a two and a three
Another bride Another June
Another sunny honey moon
another season, another reason
for makin' whoopee
Alot of shoes alot of rice
the groom is nervous he answers twice
its so killin that he's so willin'
To make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washing dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
but don't forget folks thats what you get folks
for makein whoopee
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 19, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Why is she posing like she's in Vogue?
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She's still tryna be some kinda bombshell...which is what I think makes her uglier than she needs to be...when I was fixing up her face in the avvie over here I was thinking - someone needs to teach her to be more aware of her face and her body...her shoulders were slumped and she put on her "ugly smile"...we all have one - it's usually our happiest, sadly enough. Someone needs to remind her to open her tiny little eyes.
So when I look at these I see lessons.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Aphid on September 19, 2008 - 2:04pm
Yes, it is I, the Bold and the Bradiful.
On T: That's a Bratz doll hair color right thar.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Maybe they can remake "Mask" with Taterhead and Cher, whose face is frozen in time, can still play the freak's mom....
M.E.!!!!!!
*weeping*
I know, I know....it's like coming home again.
M.E., hey ho! xoxox
Ya know, Rumer's kinda channeling Ruth Buzzy with this new hair color. Maybe that's why I like it.
The one day I have to sit in front of my computer to relax and what pops up....lord have some mercy on this poor child. Cut it up and make it in to a french fry already.
MIGRAINE, DRAMA, APHID! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
What up hookahs!?!?