Sweet Tater

Submitted by angel_i on September 20, 2008 - 1:22pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 19, 2008 - 11:15pm.

Angel, can you just crank up the distance between the eyes a little?

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The large picture says that's too much.
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Computer says no.
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Well....it IS taterhead after all. You did the best the current version of Photoshop can offer.

I have enough trouble shaving my legs on the regular.

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Actually TITS, chin reduction is not a difficult or uncommon procedure. Schwarzenegger had it done BEFORE he got started in the movies. If you look at early pictures of him (before circa 1975), he's got that huge-ass, jutting, Hapsburg-like jaw. His chin is still prominent but not weird anymore.

I personally had the reverse procedure: chin augmentation, to balance out a less-than-perfect nose. That is an even-easier procedure.

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 19, 2008 - 11:15pm.

Angel, can you just crank up the distance between the eyes a little?

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The large picture says that's too much.
OR
Computer says no.
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I don't even know if I can - I had to draw eyes twice the size of her own and then do five million touch ups to try and match it. Cuz I'm professional like that.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 19, 2008 - 11:14pm.

Submitted by angel_i on September 20, 2008 - 1:12pm.

IMO, you have made taterhead and Lilo.....well stunning. Stunned me anyhoot.

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LiLo was hard...NO colour suits her. And she really has no lips. She reminds me of the poor kids that used to hang around in the laneways...my friends:)

And poor tater head. Well. It's like she got her face fitted badly - she has a little tiny asian woman's face (and that nose!) on Brooke Hogan's head. It's harsh, dude. She needs a lotta lotta work. I think she would end up looking like the cat lady. But there's that Barbie lady and she's not SO spooky. I guess.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Angel, can you just crank up the distance between the eyes a little?

TITS,

I am completely against cosmetic surgery, I think people should just grow accustom to what they have and do the best they can with it. However, Rumer is such a singularly fugtastic case I am willing to make the exception. If Rumer, got her face done, I would completely pass on the judgement, because honey I'd UNDERSTAND why she'd done it. Its not like when a pretty girl gets work done, and your like "oh but why?" with Rumer its more like "WHEN!". Her only salvation of escaping the need for surgery is to quit the starlet aspirations, or to go get the mother of acting lessons so she can at least justify her presence amongst the beautiful in hollywood some way.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by angel_i on September 20, 2008 - 1:12pm.

IMO, you have made taterhead and Lilo.....well stunning. Stunned me anyhoot.

I do think she looks *better*. Yeesh. Tough crowd.

Seriously, she could be cute just the way she is if she was quirky. It's good she's practicing opening her eyes tho...they are SO close together. You know - SHE looks like a Mad caricature of a cross between Bruce and Demi lol...everything is not SO bad (except her nose) but it's all pinched and in the middle)...

If she could just *be* ugly girl then she *could* be pretty ugly girl. There's nothing wrong with that! :)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

I can't imagine that shaving down a chin is a easy, common or safe procedure. that's some nasty nasty shit to do to yourself. Think about all the nerves there - and the teeth ugh. What's that horribly painful nerve thing that people get in their jaws? starts with a T?

Plus if she did get it broken and reduced - everyone EVERYONE would know. And what do people typically do when someone caves to pubic opinion like that - they'll ridicule her for it.

I can see her teaching gym for a living.

No, there's no fucking surgeon on this planet who could make Rumer attractive! Don't you think they already did all they could do? Poor thing isn't just ugly, she doesn't even look like a member of the human race. She more resembles a Zypod from the planet Oolu Epsilon.

LMAO ! oh meltang, you have to be PRETTY to be able to put yourself in that situation. Dr. Rey will probably look at her up and down and slowly push the bill her way.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

NYAPPLES LOLOLOLOLOLOL You are right!

If Rumer wants a career in front of the camera (which it seems she desperately does), she needs to get her shit fixed. Steal from Mommy and Daddy, do whatever you need to do to get funds for the cosmetic surgeon. I hear Dr. Rey's marriage is in trouble; maybe she could get a good discount (if ya know what I mean).

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TITS

your gonna set the frier into overdrive if your gonna shove that chin in

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

So time for family story. My aunt is like 52 now, so when she was 15 she was extremely beautiful, and equally concieted. When she was 16 however her luck changed for the worse, and all of a sudden her perfect skin started getting pores that left huge holes in her face. But that wasnt the worse part, the worse part was the fact that her chin started growing, and growing, and growing. So what did she do, she had that fucker shaved down. Mind you this was like 30+ years ago so with todays advances in cosmetic surgery it should be not be an issue. Today my aunt has a normal looking chin, pock marked fucking face, but decent chin. Moral of the story, RUMER FIX YOUR SHIT

and with that goodnight ya'll

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 19, 2008 - 7:48pm.

cilf?
curlyfry id like to fry?

Chin I'd Like to Fry.

dirk,
no all the props to you man that was some amazing work, and quickly. She is so dumb to have short hair, at least with flowing locks she could push the curls forward or something. Rumer should always attract attention to her eyes, with bright eye shadows, and keep the lips in a pink shade to bring less attention to her chin. I could hang a portrait on that chin.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

NYAPPLES, you are spot on! She is all face and tiny features. Exactly.

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Dirk, could you put a potato sack over her head? I KID!! Or do I? Seriously, that is good.

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

cilf?
curlyfry id like to fry?

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Thanks NYAPPLES, that's sweet. A good surgeon could work wonders on her chin. And with the help of clever make-up, her face would come together very beautifully.

She's a CILF.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

could you put angelinas lips on her face? that would seriously even her out symetrically at least. she is all face, tiny features.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Nice job, Dirk! I'm telling you, if she just got the chin shaved down and had the eyes, nose, and mouth spread out a little, it would all be proportionate to her long head.

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Dirk,
That is amazing, the chin though is a bit square, but fucking wow what an improvement, she should hire you for her christmas portraits. Rumer has beautiful skin, LL would kill to have her even freckless alabaster skin, but her at least lilo can cover that shit up and be pretty, this bitch needs a miracle and computer software to look good, and barely at that.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

I just photoshopped her picture to simulate a chin reduction. Cheekbones were created out of blush, eye length was extended using eye shadow.

Yeah, and green eyes were added. Check it out, this girl could be stunning.

http://www.4shared.com/file/63694048/98e1ca62/rumer_made_over.html

afternoon ladies - I think poor Rumi would look so much better if she didn't slouch so much. shows that even though she makes out she's all that she doesn't feel it inside or it would show in her body language, therefor no slouch

Well looky here Russet Potatoes doing the red carpet, priceless.

Did anyone see the house bunny?

I did, and cant recall her in it now. I dont know whether she was boring and never managed to steal a scene, or her big fucking chin blocked everyone so they edited her out, but i cant seem to remember her in it.

Note to rumer. Keep the hair color, chop of some chin and add it to your nose, it'll at least add some balance.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

IG, if your chin doesn't reach, you could always borrow Rumer's. :)

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 19, 2008 - 9:18pm.

IG, tee hee, I think she tried that once but had trouble getting her customers to pay on time.
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I am psychically restraining myself from responding to that. *sits on hands, contemplates typing with chin*

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

IG, tee hee, I think she tried that once but had trouble getting her customers to pay on time. And she didn't like getting up at 3a.m. because she was just getting in from partying all night. It ruined her mojo.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 19, 2008 - 9:13pm.
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I'm pretty sure that attending the opening of an envelope every weekend isn't very lucrative. Maybe she could get a paper route?

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I really think it's her eyes, mouth and nose that are the problem. Her eyes are too close together. They need to be a little farther apart, and stretched in an exotic sort of way. Her nose looks like a ski chute. It's too straight and not wide enough. And her mouth looks like someone popped a hole in a Halloween mask so they could breathe. She needs a wider mouth.

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Hey islandgirl! LMAO

Yes, it would be simpler, but Demi has been REALLY stingy with the cash, so I'm trying to look at cost effective ways for Tater to achieve the beauty.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 19, 2008 - 9:09pm.
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Hee hee, in her case that shelf is Continental.

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

@IG,
HAHAHAHA!

Chin shelf is a Chelf right?? In Nova Scotia for sure...

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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...

Deb!! There's not enough whale blubber (or whatever it is they make lips out of these days) to fit that shelf she calls a chin. But I am liking the ginge--- are you surprised? :-)

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

@IG,
Hey Toots!

I vote for a nice lip augmentation to offset her chin. And more draamatic eye makeup. Her face is not bad to me but her features are too small.

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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...

Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 19, 2008 - 8:56pm.

Oh Tater. You have everything else down. You just need to get the face worked on. The hair looks cute, your bod looks great. You need to get the jaw shaved down, and the eyes, nose and lips made to fit your face.
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Wouldn't it be simpler to get a head transplant? :)

PS... Hi, Mel-Tang!

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Oh Tater. You have everything else down. You just need to get the face worked on. The hair looks cute, your bod looks great. You need to get the jaw shaved down, and the eyes, nose and lips made to fit your face.

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She does look nice here. She has great skin. She DOES have potential to be pretty, if not for that chin. And its not like a nose that you can really fix surgically, you know?

If I was her I would slap my daddy for putting his fug genes on me. She could be hot like her momma but those Willis genetics just fucked her all up.

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Submitted by EyeRoll on September 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
how about you ram it up your rosie red rectum and rotate on it?

Submitted by meredithmiami on September 19, 2008 - 3:30pm.
so mean all of you are...if you walked by her on the street you would think she is an amazingly gorgeous woman...just bc she has famous parents makes her easier to make fun of?

Sorry Rumer...so not your fault you seem like a great kid and you are beautiful..ignore the haters.
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Get off the computer, Demi you twat!

I agree with those of you that said she has potential to be pretty..it's that massive chin that it wrecking it all.

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I think she looks good here. Maybe some cheek implants would help her.

The red hair bring out her eyes. She would look great if she did not have that horrible chin.

Hey! I said she looked good!

Well, sorta.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

so mean all of you are...if you walked by her on the street you would think she is an amazingly gorgeous woman...just bc she has famous parents makes her easier to make fun of?

Sorry Rumer...so not your fault you seem like a great kid and you are beautiful..ignore the haters.

red heads do it better! although strawberry blonde is the best ;)

i think this shade brings out rumer's pretty eyes, and a pastel lip gloss would look even better. she also has amazing skin.

Re: the link of the three graces - I keep expecting Tallulah to say "Wait'll they get a load of meeee!"