Friday, September 19th 2008
Blame Mimi
This week I've been ranting and raving about dog caca, so it seems only appropriate that we end the week with these beautiful pictures of Doody....I mean....Diddy stepping into a pile of pooch poo in NYC yesterday. It couldn't have happened to a bigger douche. He probably screamed at that dog shit for not watching where it's going. It's going to hear from his lawyers.
The bodyguard knows what's coming and you can tell he's deciding whether or not he wants to scream "I quit this bitch," or if he wants to get on his knees and actually clean that shit up.
Diddy stepping in a pile of butt nuggets is not sexy, but it's definitely fucking funny.
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Sorry sluts, but people that don't clean up after their dogs in public areas piss me off.
I would have paid good $ to see that in person.
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"Drink beer Save water"
POO POOP POO POOPY POO POO POO POOP POOPY
find that fukcing dog and give him a medal and hot slut of the month!!!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
So speaking of POOP....i walked out my front door this morning to get into my car and there was this HUGE log of steamy shit right there on my grass next to my car. There are NO dogs on our street...so I found that to be a sign from the poop god that this would be an extra poopy day. The daycare lady even said that if my son had extra runny poops today she would call me to come get him. GEEZ!!!!!!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 11:45am.
You can almost smell that shit on his shoe!!
GTFOH!!! that's holiarious!
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Damn me, that is AWESOME! I don't mean "hot-dog awesome", i mean AWESOME!!
You can almost smell that shit on his shoe!!
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I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
not at all xxyzx....it was actually quite appropriate. ;P
now we can call him POOP DIDDY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Nova..
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 19, 2008 - 10:40am.
Instant poop thread.....our day wouldnt be complete without one. ;P
No SHIT! *giggles*
okay..that was lame.. I know
The Diddy part excused, this is just more proof how uncool mutt owners are. So many don't clean up their mutt's shit, they take up the whole fucking sidewalk with those seemingly 40-foot retractable leashes, if their mutt wants to lick you with his feces-ridden tongue and jump on you they laugh and think it's cute, etc...a real lot of dog owners just suck.
And the whole thing about a dog's mouth being clean is complete bullshit. Dogs eat their own shit. Dogs eat and lick just about anything. Their mouths are NOT clean, they are disgusting.
DebFrmHell on September 19, 2008 - 12:40pm
Thanks DEB!
Waffles and Cupcakes for EVERYONE!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I love how the photos are like ACTION SHOTS of the foot going into the poo
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Ok wait...that poop is in plain sight on the sidewalk and he stepped in it?? Sheesh...i would expect it if it was camouflaged in grass or something. Gawd that man must never look down...lol.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
stepping in doodie will ruin anyone's day...except when diddy steps in doodie...then it makes my day!
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*feels faint*
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! AHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!
*hyperventilates*
I think Diddy stole those shoes out of my Grandma's closet in the 1980's when she lived in Palm Springs. I wonder what he has done with the matching visor.
Love Brandi!
Huge Congrats on your big win!
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...
Instant poop thread.....our day wouldnt be complete without one. ;P
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
hahahahaha loveanderson!!! :D
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
You know some poor assistant or intern had to clean that up for him.
I'm expecting a blog about how this would never have happened if gas prices were lower and he was able to use his private jet.
Karma hates you too Diddy!
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Methinks if he didn't have his schnooz so high in the air, he could see where he is walking. You know that the bodyguard was sooooo hoping for him to step in the poo...
That said. It is fucking funny!
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...
HIII DEEEE HOOOO
Mr. Hankey gives us an early Xmas present....
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 19, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Theres nothing more disgusting than stepping on dog shit
oh, I can beat that, try stepping in human shit in the subway!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
haha! what a dumbass he totally didn't see the shit on the ground! fucken great! this made my day, maybe even my weekend......nah, not my weeknend, seeing Janet this weekend will make my weekend! YAY!
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Ugh I hate when people don't pick up after their dog. I also hate when people throw their gum on the floor at least save the wrapper so you have something to put it in.
THE SINGLE BIGGEST REASON I don't wear baggy clothing... cleaning that cack out of denim isn't fun.
Shoes are easy, look for the nearest puddle or hop on your good foot into a store for a bottle of water.
I am blaming the body guard for setting him up on this one. Notice how his foot is positioned to make sure Diddy walks straight into it. I am SURE he made some quick small talk to keep him from looking down.
Brilliant!
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by missy on September 19, 2008 - 1:07pm.
GOD BLESS THAT DOG!!!
i love this. no amount of money, power or ego will prevent you from stepping in dog shit.
Now THIS is Karma Kramer!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Shitty Shiny Shoes!
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"Drink beer Save water"
Theres nothing more disgusting than stepping on dog shit
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Ahahahahaha!!!. Damn! That's priceless!!. Take that, douche.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Hahaha Molotov Cocktease!
Gold shoes.......really?
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Ha ha.. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that hates this douchebag...
thats looks like Brit brit ex-bodyguard who was called Big Rob.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
GOD BLESS THAT DOG!!!
i love this. no amount of money, power or ego will prevent you from stepping in dog shit.
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P. Shitty
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
what do you do if your dog has a stomach problem and has the runs all over the street? are you supposed to mop that shit up? it's easy to scoop poop, but no one wants to clean up a splattered mess all over the street.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Title reads "Blame Mimi" but i read "Blame Mini-Me"...
SO DID I!!
Diddy has feces foot. Beeyootiful.
I'm bored with you now.
Wel,l he is Mr. Shitty! Now I wish a bird shit would fall into his mouth so he can keep his ugly mouth shut.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
THAT DOG for HSotMonth!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
He's gonna fire the bodyguard for not saving him from the poo! But the bodyguard is laughing on the inside anyway.
you just know hes carrying out plans right now on having both the dog and owner executed
is that big black from rob and big behind him?
This is going to ruin his day, or his life. Good dog, good.
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Can't wait to see the video blog on this.
Body guard lost his job I bet
Why is diddy shoving his lame fake a&& cd into that other dude's crotch?
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
He should blame himself. He probably opened his mouth and as usual, nothing but shit fell out and he accidentally stepped in it
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
love it, love it, LOVE IT!
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All Things Must Pass
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In the first thumbnail BS (Before Shit) he has the look of an arrogant sumbitch. then AS (After Shit) that look is priceless!!
what's even funnier is that you know his pant leg has shit on it too!
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"Drink beer Save water"
ha ha ha ha ha!
That guy looks like "big Worm" from Friday