The Oldest Explanation In The Druggie Playbook
Ryan O'Neal's lawyer tells People that the meth found in his Malibu home does not belong to him. In case you were in a meth hole yourself, Ryan and his son were arrested on Wednesday after cops found meth in their house.
Ryan's lawyer said: "Those were not Ryan's drugs, he doesn't use drugs, and has nothing to do with them. It's a dangerous assumption for deputies to have arrested Ryan just because he was in proximity to the drugs. This situation is very upsetting to Ryan because he's just trying to lead his life quietly. I have full confidence that Ryan will be vindicated."
He wouldn't say how the meth got into Ryan's bedroom, but it's obvious that he's going to blame that shit on his meth-faced son.
It's also obvious that Ryan is a fan of "Cops." "It's not mine" has always been my favorite explanation from a crackhead on the show. The bitch could have a bag of heroin hanging out of their asshole and they would still say "I don't know how that got there! I did use a public bathroom earlier. Maybe I sat on it!"
Instead of blaming his son, Ryan should just say the evil drug trolls broke into his house and planted that shit. Wait. Was Mary-Kate Olsen in Malibu recently?
Here's a few pictures of Farrah Fawcett and REDmond O'Neal outside of Ryan's house the other day. A source told People that Farrah was sleeping in the house when Ryan and her son were arrested. So Jill Munroe was sleeping in a drug den?! What is Charlie going to say about this?
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Um ever heard of accomplice? So you didn't even touch any of the drugs, the point is you knew they were in your house and didn't do anything about it, its just common sense for Gods sake. Take responsibility and deal with the consequences.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 19, 2008 - 11:10am.
That whole family has been a mess for decades now...so none of this surprises me
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yes man, theyve all used drugs for ages.. tatum staretd using at like 10 years old
hes totally full of shit.
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CTH I WANT CAKE!!!!!!!!! LOL sorry
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
well snowy..its not even 10am here....so lunch is sooooo far off for me. :( I'd say a garden salad with sesame dressing sounds delish though....:P
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snowy
egg salad sandwich and homemade vanilla cake with chocolate frosting from fuck buddy's B day.
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Cici, I didn't mean to jump down your throat. I just know that hardcore addicts are addicts for life and any old drug can take hold at any age.
I'm starved, what's for lunch people?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 19, 2008 - 11:04am.
I'd blame Redmond's firecrotch.
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Ha ha ha ha!!!!
Cruella de Stone needs to drive up to their house and say, "Karma"
The only "Red Man" I like hangs out with Method Man on Staten Island!
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of course! the black guy excuse!
"slaps forehead"
yup it sucks to be farrah these days. and tatum had a huge drug problem, maybe still does?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
since ryan is such a fan of "cops", he should've used the excuse "excuse my beauty"..immediately all charges would've been dropped...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
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That whole family has been a mess for decades now...so none of this surprises me.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Hey! I have a neighbor who started using coke only a little while ago and he's pretty old!. An old dog CAN learn new tricks. Haha!.
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Submitted by cici: "Well, I kind of believe Ryan. The guy is near 70 and he just now starts using meth? It's probably his son's or one of his "friends"."
Age has ZERO to do with it. The man is a harcore, lifelong addict. Meth is highly addictive. It's not only young people who get addicted to cheap drugs. Sure, we're used to seeing trailer trash people getting hooked on meth. There are plenty of soccer moms in the burbs doing it too.
Or he and his son were using together. Ryan is not a traditional father figure.
It makes me sad to know that this is Farrah's life now. She was such an icon of the 70's now she lives with her meth head son and even if he's not on meth O Neil who hit his other son with a fire poker ..........reality bites
CTH LOL no, "the black guy" put on his pants, doncha know?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
"Taking out the trash" seems really appropriate now...
Well, I kind of believe Ryan. The guy is near 70 and he just now starts using meth? It's probably his son's or one of his "friends".
I'd blame Redmond's firecrotch.
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they were not his pants?
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OH MY GOD I SO DONT FUCKING CARE!
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I'd blame Winehouse.
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How the hell did she sleep thru that?
I'm glad to see Farrah looking better.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I figured that they may use the excuse that they needed the meth to help Farrah with pain dealing with cancer.
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