The Oldest Explanation In The Druggie Playbook
Ryan O'Neal's lawyer tells People that the meth found in his Malibu home does not belong to him. In case you were in a meth hole yourself, Ryan and his son were arrested on Wednesday after cops found meth in their house.
Ryan's lawyer said: "Those were not Ryan's drugs, he doesn't use drugs, and has nothing to do with them. It's a dangerous assumption for deputies to have arrested Ryan just because he was in proximity to the drugs. This situation is very upsetting to Ryan because he's just trying to lead his life quietly. I have full confidence that Ryan will be vindicated."
He wouldn't say how the meth got into Ryan's bedroom, but it's obvious that he's going to blame that shit on his meth-faced son.
It's also obvious that Ryan is a fan of "Cops." "It's not mine" has always been my favorite explanation from a crackhead on the show. The bitch could have a bag of heroin hanging out of their asshole and they would still say "I don't know how that got there! I did use a public bathroom earlier. Maybe I sat on it!"
Instead of blaming his son, Ryan should just say the evil drug trolls broke into his house and planted that shit. Wait. Was Mary-Kate Olsen in Malibu recently?
Here's a few pictures of Farrah Fawcett and REDmond O'Neal outside of Ryan's house the other day. A source told People that Farrah was sleeping in the house when Ryan and her son were arrested. So Jill Munroe was sleeping in a drug den?! What is Charlie going to say about this?
poor farrah! my god she is fighting such a struggle and her son is as bad as the father.is ryan going to go on oprah like tatum and tell how he had been clean for so long???? farrah is fighting such a hard fight right now that she has no control of. ryan,tatum, and redmond's fight is pure selfishness. i pray that farrah gets better and to hell with the rest of them! they are all self absorbed losers!
the dog brought it home
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Tweakers do nothing but LIE!!! THROW the GD book at him, and his son!!
Ryan should stop borrowing Lohan's pants.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
He's pathetic. just pathetic.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
That son of theirs is one ugly fucker. He looks like a real red....neck, that is.
No eyebrows. Fucken funny.
He _should_ blame his son! Throw the ugly-ass, useless ginge in jail for a good 90 days to air his shit out and get some perspective. Tell it to the judge.
Again I'm shocked and appalled...not because he's in denial that the drugs are his...he's a man with no eyebrows.
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All I want is the truth
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RyOn is looking a bit like Dreamboat Petey in the main pic. Totally unrecognizable from his "Love Story" days. Such a shame. :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9blFYZArEwA
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@migraine sally: the fact that steven "excuse my beauty" is still running around the streets of phoenix gives me enough reason to move back...;)
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Sooooo.... HIS home, more specifically HIS room, but yet a "dangerous assumption" on behalf of the cops to say it's HIS.
Wow, what a shameless bullshitter.
That's so the equivalent of those aren't my pants! How does one go about leaving meth all over the house and not have it be theirs? Ryan is SO not watching enough Cops to get it. Redmond is totally fug...two hots do not make a hot usually, sometimes it comes at all fug and with serious meth face!
Your face!
Are any of his kids normal? What the hell went on in that house?
Redmond has meth lab written all over him!
well it looks like at least she got her face and neck ironed out a bit.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on September 19, 2008 - 8:30am.
I thought Farah was at death's door. It's good to see her alive! I love that old slut's crazy ass
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She's still alive? WOW good for her!
What if Redmond and Lindsay had a kid? A very addicted ginge that would be!
"You see, officer...the meth sprinkled out of Farrah's fro!!"
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I hate to be the shallow A-hole of the bunch, but isn't Redmond kind of fugly to have come from two very good looking parents? Kind of like Prince Harry. Oops, never mind. But Redmond is fug none the less.
Ryan now says he confiscated those drugs from Redmond and was keeping them away from him - that he was being a good father.
Ok, if you were a good father, you would have destroyed the drugs. I call bullshit!
letinstar,
Steven is still running around town. Maybe we should give him/her a job with the Department of Tourism
Farrah needs to distance herself from these losers
Hekki,
You need to calm the #@#$ down. I assume your single since finding someone without "bad" genes is impossible. Maybe you should settle for someone with say, um, just an uncle with cancer. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe a cousin with bipolar. You obviously carry the ioverreacttoeverything gene.
Regarding PEOPLE ARE ADDICTS FOR LIFE comment, people who choose not to drugs their whole life rarely start at 70. I doubt Ryan's been using all his life without being caught.
looks like he just walked off the lunar space module on sunset blvd wearing fullbody tin foil
Hahahahaha, oh shit, I remember that now! :) Thanks letinstar, snowpiece, christine. nd thanks for the link, letinstar!
Now I've got to pretend to work for a little while so please, excuuuuuuuuze my beauty!
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Submitted by RJII on September 19, 2008 - 11:43am.
shouldn't these criminals be in jail right now?
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they put up $10k to post bail
so, no, they shouldnt be
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shouldn't these criminals be in jail right now?
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@Hekki
Jesus christ!
she must be one of the assholes who put Bush in office twice.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Jeez, I hope I didn't come off like some sort of Nazi eugenicist. It's just interesting to me. My father's father's sister married someone with a strong family history of cancer, and she lost two of her three children and two grandchildren to it. Horrible.
@Snowpiece
no offense taken that shit was fucking funny!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Those O'Neals should stop breeding. Their genes are overflowing with addiction.
Seriously, you have to take a good look at someone's family before you have kids with them. Is there mental illness, alcoholism, cancer? I'm not even joking. I guess if you love someone enough you want to have kids with them no matter what, but you're gonna love your kids even more and it's heartbreaking to see a genetic fuck-up take hold.
I know a woman who believes that homosexuality "runs in families" and she listed the gay people in her husband's family and proudly said there were none in hers. (Yeah, but what if one of her kids inherits the "gay" gene?) I was going to say that gay people usually don't have children with other gay people, but that's not necessarily true. And anyway, I know plenty of people with gay parents who came out after having their marrying and having kids, so you can't argue that gay people don't procreate.
She also said that if she knew her unborn child would be gay, she would abort it. I found myself fervently hoping that one of her kids is gay.
@radio siren:
excuse my beauty...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIC8KE3p478
and i've seen this trick in person running around the streets of phoenix...lucky me...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
@radio siren: "excuse my beauty" did indeed come from a "cops" episode...i believe mk posted a youtube clip last year or so...let me see if i can find it...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Silvara0428 I HOPE THAT CAKE GOES RIGHT TO YOUR BIG FAT WHITE ASS, LOL (i am talking to your avie so don't get offended)
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
radio siren someone needs to find that link.....well, excuuuuuuuze my beauty!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
@cth:
*greedily munches on cake while chasing back the much needed midol with vodka...thanks :)*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I thought Farah was at death's door. It's good to see her alive! I love that old slut's crazy ass.
Submitted by radio siren on September 19, 2008 - 11:29am.
Submitted by letinstar on September 19, 2008 - 8:12am.
BWWWAAAA omg, I said that to my mother the other day when I came to her door she said,
"I thought you were Rosemary" (my sister)
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@snowpiece
bring it on cuz I gots a spork and Im not skeered!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by letinstar on September 19, 2008 - 8:12am.
since ryan is such a fan of "cops", he should've used the excuse "excuse my beauty"..immediately all charges would've been dropped...
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Hi letinstar, is that where that wonderful phrase came from, "Cops?" I use it every so often IRL; people just stare at me like I'm nuts. I must have missed the day on dlisted when it was first used here.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Nova: the salad sounds yummy. I am craving fries from Mickey Dee's. :P
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 19, 2008 - 11:26am.
no,no, help yourself!!! enjoy the cake!
"backs up to medicine cabinet to get Midol."
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 19, 2008 - 10:26am.
you and me both
Silvara0428 I'll fight you for that cake, beyotch!!!!!! ;P
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Its just sooo touching.....The family that Meths together...stays together.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
She deserves a punch in the face for reason's I won't go into and I could care less if they are strung out or not cuz they sux!
Not sure what the hell has crawled up my a&& today, but I'm in a bi*chy a&& mood
*steals yummy cake from Christine the hoff and eats it in front of her yelling "none for you"*
(probaly picking teeth out of carpet like crack rocks too, but I want the ^%$%^&^ cake)!!!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"hands snowpiece a plate and fork"
no ice cream, sadly.
on topic, who's surprised? he may have just discovered meth, but god knows what else this bitch has been on his whole life.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on September 19, 2008 - 11:22am.
Id watch!
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It's good to see Farrah out and about, but those O'Neals are fuuuuucked up! The lot of 'em! Having said that, they need a reality show, stat!