Once Again, No Rojo....
These hags need to go back to the stable and only come out when they have Rojo Caliente with them. And by "hags" I mean Sarah Jessica Parker. Who told her that she had the right to dress up like Holly Golightly? More like Holly Gofugly. Or Holly Gogallopawayandonlycomebackwhenyouhaverojowithyou. Or Holly Gocleanyourfuckingdressbecausetheresjizzonit. Seriously, did SJP wear Matthew Broderick's Holly Golightly Halloween costume? That's the only reason I can think of on why there's man chowder all over it. Blame Nathan Lane. The queen doesn't know how to control his cum shots. Barf. And double barf.
SJP looked like something out of "Breakfast at the Corral" at the "Sex and the City" DVD launch party in NYC last night. Kim Cattrall brought her boy toy. And once again, Cynthia Nixon kept Rojo Caliente away from the cameras. Jealous ginge! The other bitch from SATC wasn't there for reasons unknown. I forgot her name. You know, the chick who busted her head on the pool at "Melrose Place." Yeah, that ho.
Here's more from the party last night. I added an overused and old picture of Rojo. Pretend it's new. Seeing Rojo's beautiful face has me singing "Where Are You Rojo?" to the tune of "Where Are You Christmas?"
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That dress is funny! She's like to think that she's smokin', but it's really just what her queefs would look like if we could see them. Or maybe that's what that IS!
God they look like shit..are they still going to film the sequel, Sex and the Retirement Home? Time to put that horse to rest
I'd kill for SJP shoes and dress, she can keep the hair, the gloves?, and her face....
CN,realized how lucky she is having Rojo and she is Hidding her from us.
KC is fabulous for her age... her choice of clothes this time around... not so much.
who cares about the other one?
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Hekki that's not what you said last night! ;P
hooo haaa forgive me , I'm bored and it's Friday!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
SJP is growing verjinas out her pits.
She def had a botox or facelift thing. Those two lines between her brows that she had TEN years ago are no longer. Wrinkles that deep don't just decide to leave on their own. They gotta be evicted.
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Rojo probably hates all that glitzy stuff. She'd rather attend the grand opening of a Home Depot or a pot-luck dinner with the Women's Studies Department.
Seriously, she seems like the type that would rather stay home and eat pizza with the kids than have to sit in a room full of "celebs". I would. But I'm not a lesbeen.
Thorny!
"grabs your tittaaayysss"
that close up of SJP is horrifying! what the fuck!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Poor SJP squeezed her boobies so tight she's got underarm flab. I don't know how ladies walk around like that.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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@Snow..Easy sista, I'm just hittin and runnin..
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plz no more close ups of SJP face , amazing body but homely face
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@SJP..Keep that nose away from my cocaine stash..
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Cindy looks good at the dress is to die for.
the one who didn't show up is the best looking one by far, I think.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
thorny in da joint, everyone show their tits!!!! ;P
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
My Little Pony's got gum in her horse teeth in that close-up.
Goddamn, that woman is not attractive.
SJP- shoesWTH?? wrong color;, gloves/stockings WTH???? did the baby drool onya?
KCslut in the (middleagedslump)middle
and CNfrump on the end
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I think they all look great. Kim looks awesome love the suit look and love the fact that her face is not all fucked up from plastic surgery. I dont understand why so many people hate on SJP. She is unique, keeps to herself and is always a lady. Something we NEVER see in this shit hole called Hollyweird anymore.
You can put a pretty pink ribbon on a horse it's still a horse..
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Oof! Too old for mega-close ups. But honestly, I don't think she looks that bad.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Kim, Prince called: he’d like his purple velvet suit back.
SJP=harsh. She needs to stop believing Matthew when he tells her she looks good.
Cynthia Nixon is the best-dressed one of the bunch.
Where's the 4th one? Does she actually have something going on besides SATC?
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
I like what SJP is wearing but that hair is atrocious.
Why did she wait so long to have that ugly ass mole removed?!
Jealous bitches make me sick!!
Clarisse it's a secret shout out to MK, a little bit of Rojo even if she couldn't make it...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Well Kim Catrall looks great, bitch takes good care of herself.....Cynthia....Well i never found her attrative, i never understood why Blair underwood fell for her on SATC....anyoldhag, Jessica looks truly scary on that second thumbnail, Woke me right up!
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"Breakfast at the Corral!" Oh fuck! MK, you are beyond fabulous. Now I have to go clean my screen.
Ok. I am fashionably challenged and normally do not give a pea-hens arse-hole what someone wears, but red shoes? Really? Is that right?
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I can see in CN's eyes that she misses Rojo as much as the rest of us.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Cynthia needs to let Rojo out of the house more often. She probably just wants to keep her away for SJP. SJP would turn her straight again.
afternoon slutties!♥
cynthia does look great. I can never tell if I think SJP is replusive or attractive. Here shes more of the former.
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Stop launching this shit!
Why do they have to have afucking party everytime one of these shit bombs gets a new beta tape released.
Talk about beating a dead horse face!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
kims face looks a lil... tight
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Looks like Horsey got a facelift!
I love these women. I don't care. I admit it. Sex and the City makes me feel all better inside.
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They're all in shiny clothes.
I am NOT going to see this.
Blech.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
thanks for the Rojo post MK, I was falling asleep but now I feel fufillled for the morning....I got my daily supply of hot ass ginge!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Cynthia looks great. Good for her. I have not seen the movie- nor will I rent the DVD.
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SJP is so fugleeeeeeeeee! The second picture is scaring the crap out of me.
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