Once Again, No Rojo....
These hags need to go back to the stable and only come out when they have Rojo Caliente with them. And by "hags" I mean Sarah Jessica Parker. Who told her that she had the right to dress up like Holly Golightly? More like Holly Gofugly. Or Holly Gogallopawayandonlycomebackwhenyouhaverojowithyou. Or Holly Gocleanyourfuckingdressbecausetheresjizzonit. Seriously, did SJP wear Matthew Broderick's Holly Golightly Halloween costume? That's the only reason I can think of on why there's man chowder all over it. Blame Nathan Lane. The queen doesn't know how to control his cum shots. Barf. And double barf.
SJP looked like something out of "Breakfast at the Corral" at the "Sex and the City" DVD launch party in NYC last night. Kim Cattrall brought her boy toy. And once again, Cynthia Nixon kept Rojo Caliente away from the cameras. Jealous ginge! The other bitch from SATC wasn't there for reasons unknown. I forgot her name. You know, the chick who busted her head on the pool at "Melrose Place." Yeah, that ho.
Here's more from the party last night. I added an overused and old picture of Rojo. Pretend it's new. Seeing Rojo's beautiful face has me singing "Where Are You Rojo?" to the tune of "Where Are You Christmas?"
OLD Swagger!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sit yo ass down!
Who knew Alexis/Alexys/Al-whatever Arquette looked so good in a jizz-stained mess with pink Minohlos? That bitch rocks! So sad her pussy-packin friend, RoJo wasn't there to give her a boost..
Cynthia has a giraffe neck
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Rojo is the housefrau
xoxox
The war isn't working.
my little pony
misses her rojo caliente unicorn
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Mick on September 19, 2008 - 8:29pm.
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Hahaha, I think your Grandma and my Grandma may be related. I love grannies, they tell it like they think it is. :)
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I recently showed my 82 year old Grandma some pix of Rojo and Cynthia, telling her they were dykes. Gran looked at Rojo and said "well, she looks kinda rough, but if she'd let her hair grow and lose some weight, she'd find herself a husband, I'm sure. That's the trouble with these young girls now - they expect some knight in shining armor to come riding up and whisk them away to a life of riches! If that red-headed young lady would go out and LOOK for eligible bachelors, she'd find one! Instead of hanging around that floozie-looking woman! She's disgusting!"
Please pass Gran's message onto Rojo.
I think.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
SJP does commercials for goo that removes the wrinkles around your eyes. Did Helen Keller hire her?
I have to make a note of what that stuff is so I don't buy it by mistake. Jeebers that close-up is horrifying........
SJP looks like a hot piece of alien-horse tranny. She is truly SCARY!
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Cynthia is the only one who looks halfway decent.
What's up withKim's jaw in the boy toy pic? And you would THINK Samantha could get a hotter boy toy.
Kim is barely recognizable. Bad surgery? Oh, and if her ta-tas get any lower she'll be tucking them into her pants.
SJP got the surgery. Looking a little tight and not herself.
Someone needs to tell Kim no one wants to see her 50 year old boobs...ewww...Sam needs a character assassination so Kim won't take it so seriously...I don't think even Sam would wear something like that, it might constitute trying way too hard to look slutty instead of actual walking the walk...the hooker walk that is!
Your face!
I thought make-up is used to make women look pretty. Not in SJP's case obviously, but I think she used a little too much and ended up looking like a hag. The close-up made me glad that I haven't eaten anything yet!
Your face!
If you haven't clicked on the 2nd image (the close-up of sjp), do it now!
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People are crazy and times are strange.
why does SJP look like someone shot off all over her dress?
Harsh looking bitches
I actually really thought Nixon's girlpal's name was Rojo Caliente. It so is not. Thanx a lot, MK.
Ha!
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"You're an ice-cream fax machine."
Cynthia Nixon always looks like she is forcing herself to be happy,that or she's holding her farts in constantly.
Submitted by StewieGriffin on September 19, 2008 - 10:29am.
Here Here! Loved the show, not so much the movie. On this site however, you're damned if you do, damned if you don't.
This site is like the Olympics of Snark. MK sounds funny and toungue and cheek, but some of these peeps sound bitter and angry.
SJP should start eating, then she wouldn't look so pinched in the face and her nose wouldn't appear to be so big.
Her makeup is awful. The last time she looked so bad was in one of the SATC episodes in which the late Kevin Aucoin did her makeup for that fashion show. Too much eye makeup makes her nose look even bigger.
So she's gotten so scary looking that the mole jumped off her face and ran away?!?
Cynthia better not be mean to Rojo. Rojo looks like the type that would never argue back. She just looks so sweet. Cynthia, on the other hand, looks like she can be quite the dominant one.
I couldn't put my finger on it...who SJP reminded me of with this look. Patrick Swayze in To Wong FOO. An old drag queen.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
I'm with you guys who love the show, I still do and never got what all the hate on here is about. I can understand bashing no talent trash like Lohan and Hilton, but these ladies keep a pretty low profile and at least gave many of us a show we could really relate to. So everyone needs to shut the f8ck up and deal with it.
That being said, I've loved Kim since I was a kid, she can do no wrong. She needs to get her own show already. And good for her for looking as hot as she does at 52.
Rican, I'll stand strong with you. :p
I loved the show, I loved the movie, I think the girls look fabulous, so.. yeah.
That said, I have to agree with the person who said that if she ever went gay, it'd have to be with a really hot woman. What the fuckity fuck does Cynthia see in Rojo?
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Say what you will about SJP, but her makeup looks fabulous. It's so rare to see a celebrity with 1) dark eyes done right; 2) foundation that actually matches the color of her body; and 3) foundation that's not inches thick.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Kim needs to zip up. I don't wanna see that shit.
a few random thoughts regarding this post:
1. sex and the slutty. i'm so not even a little interested to see that self-indulgent mess. but i need to watch who knows that because i hear they arrest women over 30 who don't see this doo-doo fest.
2. while rojo caliente is a mythical creature, i gotta say here publicly that if i ever went gay it would HAVE to be with the hottest chick ever. of course, ellen beat everybody else to the punch and snapped up mandi rogers before anyone else could grab her.
3. she may have the face of a horse, a dorky husband, and an annoying movie, but sjp has some good cheap clothes! those $9 steve & barry jeans are the bomb.
I'm on the wrong side of the dlisted posse again but, I like the SJP looks. The only thing that ever bugged me about her was the mole and now it's gone. I 100% superficially love her!!! Oh, and I agree with 'Love Carrottop" SATC just made me feel all better inside. Yep.
Ok, that was just plain cruel to impose that close-up on us. My bad for clicking on it.
No Kristen Davis??!! Obviously, Charlotte York is too good for this sh!t. As is Rojo!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
snowpiece: Shhhh!
Oh my god, I didn't notice her armpit baginas. Jesus Christ, didn't she try that dress on ahead of time?
I bought a tank top that had really high armholes like that dress, and even though I didn't get those armpit baginas, the sensation of the circulation being cut off was too much after ten minutes and I had to throw it in the Goodwill pile.
i want to know how cindy and rojo met and fell in love. what is Rojo's occupation? Besides eating the cat?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I think kim just switche up the part in her hair.
Funny as it sounds, that does change your eyes perception of her face.
Every single person in the world has a mild wonk.
Changing the part either accentuates or hides the "flattering side".
Like when people say, that is my bad side they are more than likely correct.
There is no accounting for taste though......
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lenistar
You're right! where is our famous cock-sucker
Kristen Davis?
rojo's wife is positively HOT
SJP isn't
i'm not liking that spooge stain on sjp's dress...something is "off" on kim's face...i don't find cynthia visually attractive but she does have rojo, so all is forgiven...where's the drak haired one? it's not like she has a job, so she couldn't be at this event...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Stylist forgot to tuck in her under-arm flabbies and untuck her necklace
I see that Kim has had some new work done on her face...its looking a bit stretched and pulled back. As for SJP...she is soooooo unfortunate looking. Removing that mole did NOTHING for her.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 19, 2008 - 10:00am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on September 20, 2008 - 12:55am.
So you think she's the anger management blind?
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I don't know, but when I look at her, I wish I was blind.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Kim is looking beat from the neck up
Submitted by FritoDorito on September 20, 2008 - 12:55am.
So you think she's the anger management blind?
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She looks better when she doesn't smile. It's an improvement, but it mostly just takes the "sting" out of her ungliness (typo, but I'm keeping it).
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 19, 2008 - 9:54am.
FritoDorito on September 19, 2008 - 11:52am
And she is not a very pleasant person, my NYC sources in the fashion game tell me so.
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What's this? Fugly on the outside is fugly on the inside as well? Say it ain't so!
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
FritoDorito on September 19, 2008 - 11:52am
And she is not a very pleasant person, my NYC sources in the fashion game tell me so.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
off topic, somewhere in texas a woman was busted for having topless midget oil wrestlers, hahahaahaa, I fell outta my chair, wonder if they were lessbeans.
on topic, yeah SJP has a really nice dress on, she normally dresses like an ass.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I think my mother's description of Sarah Jessica Parker is the best I've heard:
"That woman is absolutely hideous."
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
It's a no go with no Rojo, yo!
Dear God, did I just type that??