Is The View's Resident Annoying Bitch Leaving The Show?
The woman on the right obviously approves of Elisabeth Hasselbeck leaving "The View." The lady's wish might come true! The National Enquirer (via Popcrunch) reports that Elisabeth is flying the crazy lady coop for a job at Fox News. A match made in hell!
Elisabeth is reportedly considering the job. A source said: “Elisabeth feels she can’t win at The View, but she’s been told by friends at FOX News that they’d find a spot for her without hesitation.” Elisabeth is just as tired of the ladies at The View as they are of her! She feels she constantly has to defend herself. Besides that, when she gets passionate about her opinions, the others make her look like she’s hysterical. But when she doesn’t talk enough, she’s accused of ‘pouting,” says the tattle."
Hearing Elisabeth's yappy voice on "The View" makes me want to attack a baby tree with safety scissors, but honestly that shit would be boring with her. There would be nobody to attack! They would all just sit there, sipping their hot water and agreeing with each other. Booooring!
Besides, my asshole would lose out on its daily exercise. Every time she speaks, my no-no hole clenches. If that bitch left, it would get all lazy and out of shape.
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PSL me too, I found myself liking her despite herself and for that reason I was ready to give her a chance with this View crap even tho her politics are totally different than mine, that doesn't mean you have to hate someone, then I watched her on there and I was like....OH NO FREAKING WAY!
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I hate that girl!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Whatever she won't last long, between Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly they'll chew her up and spit her out faster then you can say "I hate everything that isn't white" It sucks that they canceled Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann but this tool gets her own show.
Um. Trickle Down Economics is when you give tax BREAKS to the rich and to businesses in the hopes that it will somehow benefit the "peons" below them. And it doesn't work, btw.
I liked Elizabeth so much when she was on "Survivor".....if only we could go back in time....
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler: "She can always burst into tears if someone talks logically to her fake ass..."
Exactly. *snerk* What a lightweight.
Although maybe that's her schtick. Like Baba Wawa's thing is making other peope cry, Elisabeth's will be OTHER PEOPLE making her cry. They'll have guests lined up for years, hoping to get a shot at her. And everyone will watch, waiting for the hysteria and waterworks.
"Submitted by ss794 on September 19, 2008 - 10:55am.
Mopa: I didn't submit any link."
Of course you didn't. You seem to just want to spew the 'Obama is going to tax' line and let it sit there.
Facts are our friends, you shouldn't be afraid of them.
Mopa: I didn't submit any link.
When Obama taxes the rich and the businesses than we will reap the effects. Goods and services will go up and people will be laid off. It is called trickle down economics.
They should just change the name of the show to
the Vag-iew and be done with it.
Bunch of harpy bitches. I don't watch it anymore.
hate this fucking bitch, she's gonna fit right in on faux snooze.
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She can always burst into tears if someone talks logically to her fake ass...
Lolo, make it a gross one too please....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by LoLo: "must photoshop cock in mouth!"
*chanting* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
And when you're done, I wanna see!
Elisabitch does not belong on television, not ABC, not Fox, not Animal Planet...
She belongs in a suburban restroom, crushing her kid's Adderall and snorting it to get through the day--you know--the life of a typical, over privileged, myopic, selfish, out of touch idiot soccer mom.
Good for Elizabeth. It is hard being on a show with liberal socialist harpies. I do not understand why so many celebrities are for Obama. They either must be racist, socialist, or stupid. He is going to tax them out of house and home.
Mark my words, people: This annoying twat will run for public office some day.
A source said: “Elisabeth feels she can’t win at The View, but she’s been told by friends at FOX News that they’d find a spot for her without hesitation.” Elisabeth is just as tired of the ladies at The View as they are of her! She feels she constantly has to defend herself. Besides that, when she gets passionate about her opinions, the others make her look like she’s hysterical. But when she doesn’t talk enough, she’s accused of ‘pouting,” says the tattle."
I'll bet that tattle is Elizabeth herself. And no one can make you look like you're hysterical if you are calm and rational.
Nooo...this would mean we would have the chick who thinks the world is flat to entertain us.
She's not someone I'd like to know but I'd miss her on "The View". Who would they get to replace her? If she goes to Fox News, doesn't that prove they are right wing? They're always claiming they're not. I'd never heard them referred to Faux News but I like that and will now use it! Remember when Fox was groundbreaking and controversial?
YES!! She's horrendous and needs a swift kick in the ass.
must photoshop cock in mouth!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She's perfect for Fox News: a bunch of conservatives who don't have a clue what they're talking about...sounds like a match made in heaven if you ask me.
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Resident annoying bitch?
You mean ALL of them on the View are leaving?
Faux news will help her look good. They are good at shining shit.
Yah-vull mein HasselCrack, der Fuhrer Murdoch vould luff to hef you come vurk for him ,....
" match made in hell" ,my thoughts exactly MK, who better than this bubble headed bleach blonde to sell the propaganda masquerading as "news" that the Nazis @ Fox sell...
But as you said , who would the ladies of the View have to argue with ? Whats Star Wars without Darth Vader?
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Thought that was Paris Hilton...
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She could become an aide to Sarah Palin. That's her future look anyhow.
She'll be right at home on Faux News. They take alllll the right-wing crazies.
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Fox News? That would imply she would have to have an IQ of at least 105.
Not looking like this will be a success.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Faux news would be an excellent move for this ignorant bitch.