Is The View's Resident Annoying Bitch Leaving The Show?
The woman on the right obviously approves of Elisabeth Hasselbeck leaving "The View." The lady's wish might come true! The National Enquirer (via Popcrunch) reports that Elisabeth is flying the crazy lady coop for a job at Fox News. A match made in hell!
Elisabeth is reportedly considering the job. A source said: “Elisabeth feels she can’t win at The View, but she’s been told by friends at FOX News that they’d find a spot for her without hesitation.” Elisabeth is just as tired of the ladies at The View as they are of her! She feels she constantly has to defend herself. Besides that, when she gets passionate about her opinions, the others make her look like she’s hysterical. But when she doesn’t talk enough, she’s accused of ‘pouting,” says the tattle."
Hearing Elisabeth's yappy voice on "The View" makes me want to attack a baby tree with safety scissors, but honestly that shit would be boring with her. There would be nobody to attack! They would all just sit there, sipping their hot water and agreeing with each other. Booooring!
Besides, my asshole would lose out on its daily exercise. Every time she speaks, my no-no hole clenches. If that bitch left, it would get all lazy and out of shape.
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Casio...damn you type too much. You're making too many assumptions about me from what little I've said. I didn't say you were dumb, I said you were haters for some of the horrible crap you say about EH while giving a pass to those other douches on that show.
The fault with government is that they encouraged companies like Fannie and Freddie to make any and all types of loans in the name of "helping the little guy". So all these people that couldn't afford these loans were given them. Companies like Lehman Brothers dealt with these types of loans as well, and because of no oversight or regulation were allowed to continue without any warning to consumers.
The fault is with Democrats who pushed this "have a house even if you can't afford it" attitude, companies who went along with it out of greed, and Republicans who didn't give a crap because these companies were making lots of money.
So what's your point? I agree we need more regulation, I'm mixed on the bailouts, and I'm skeptical of giving more of my money to the people who already take almost half of it, have no regard for me, and have thus far mismanaged it horribly.
You want government out of your life, but the GOP wants the government in our BEDROOMS!!!!
You talk like the idiot Palin, at one point saying that we need regulation and then saying we need smaller government! HA!!! If that isn't talking out of both sides of her head then forget it!!!
I want Government out of my decision of what to do with my body!! But that will confuse all you poor little Rush "I never met an oxycontin I didn't like" Limp-dick Kool-Aide drinkers.
Wait, SHE'S the annoying bitch? Have you seen the show? They are all annoying as fuck!
Submitted by ss794
I am NOT for socialized banking. It was Obama who wanted the tax bailout. I want the government to stay out of my business as much as possible. Did you know that in Obama's plan he will use tax money to give everyone broadband internet? What a waste of money. I am not for bailouts. If people get too greedy than they should take the consequences.
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You fail to realize that not only the bad guys would be hurt if the government didn't step in. The bailout was done to prevent the economy from collapsing. Period. Even hardcore Republicans realize it's do or die time.
Taxes are meant to provide goods and services that are in the best interests of the people. You're gonna pay taxes regardless. I'd rather the money be used to shore up the economy and help the less fortunate rather that have it used to send my neighbors off to the mid-east to be murdered over a few big fat lies Cheney and company told.
going to fox news...naturally...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
ss794 -
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-campaign18-2008sep1...
back to work for me. no more posting.
i want government to stay out of my business as much as possible too...however, education, and healthcare should be free...
and all those people who like the way things are going and voted for the regime that is in power now, they should use their money to pay the debt that we now have...i didn't vote for bush...TWICE, so i should not be resposible...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
I am NOT for socialized banking. It was Obama who wanted the tax bailout. I want the government to stay out of my business as much as possible. Did you know that in Obama's plan he will use tax money to give everyone broadband internet? What a waste of money. I am not for bailouts. If people get too greedy than they should take the consequences.
May I get on my soapbox for a moment? Thanks.
I see a few comments whining about how the big bad liberals are going to tax us to death and then kill our babies. It's 2008. America is on the verge of economic ruin. Ruin! For real! Our military has been run into the ground in an unjust war and the rest of the world has lost respect for us. And this is the same tired ass argument conservatives come up with.
Conservatives, what exactly is your plan to un-fuck America? How do we get out of this multi-trillion dollar debt? How do we extricate ourselves from the mid-east clusterfuck? How do we win back the respect of our allies? Here's what John McCain did the past week: He said the fundamentals of our economy are sound. Oh really? I guess billion dollar bailouts are just fun for the whole family. He said the war is going well. News outlets have reported that things are a smidge quieter in Iraq because America is now bribing Iraqis left and right. He said he maybe, might be willing to meet with the President of Spain and then equated Spain with Latin American dictatorships. Spain! Our ally!! Not to mention Spain ain't part of Latin America!
To sum up, conservatives are a joke. All they wanna do is grub for power until everything blows up in their faces. Then they're like "George Bush who? Oh, we're not like him. We're change mavericks! Vote for us, we're here to help."
Fuck conservatives. If the Dems don't win America will devolve into a broke ass banana republic. Believe it. This shit is serious. Republican smoke and mirrors, lie, cheat and steal style politics will ruin us!
Who the hell watches that group of shrill, cackling hens? Can't stand the sight of any of those bitches.
Geez Louise! I don't know how you people watch TV at ALL! I do pick up shows off the net..but seriously: talk shows, the news, sitcoms, dramas the fucking commercials. I get better and more relevant info (to me anyway) from my friends. We laugh and play together, sometimes we have drama...They tell me what's going on in the world, offer opinions I respect and tell me the things they buy that are cool. What the hell else do we need? Certainly not TV!
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By calling us a dumb bunch of haters, you imply you're above the heap.
I don't see how contributions to candidates relates to my question. The fact that both candidates received contributions shows that partisanship in the upcoming election is not the issue.
You're not mentioning what caused this crisis.
Deregulation.
When you mention that "[t]he government and big businesses...fucked us up the last few years," you do not say how exactly did they did fuck it up.
Deregulation.
Deregulation allowed the mortgage companies to push sub-prime mortgages, who then in turn sold these to Lehman Brothers and other fat cats as securities. This set into motion the chain of events that caused the collapse on Wall Street.
Who pushed for deregulation? Which party embraces deregulation as it's mantra?
(Hint: Republicans).
Now my question to you is, HOW ON EARTH will we pay for this?
You stated that we "pay for it by reforming how these fat cats spend our tax money" - That does not pay for it. They already have the money, which equals hundreds of billions. Reforming how they spend it does not pay it back.
Again, how do we pay for it? We do not have the money for this.
There are two options, and really only two options, as I see it.
1) Raise taxes
2) Kill off the federal government as we know it, and cut entitlements off in order to pay off the big bankers.
We are left with a horrendous situation, thanks to your Republican pals and their mantra of deregulation. This will not be an easy path out.
Submitted by casiobeat: "why do your republican buddies allow for socialized banking, but then run to the hills screaming bloody communism murder when the very thought of "socialized" medicine comes up?"
HA HA HA. So true.
@Submitted by Capitanne on September 19, 2008 - 11:42am.
I completely agree that Whoopie Goldberg and that moron Beher are not qualified to debate politics or the economy either. They are nothing but soundbites and punchlines. Neither of them ever makes a point using facts. It's always some stupid joke or put-down that elicits a round of applause from the peanut gallery. I just hate the entire show. Not one of the women on that show represent my view on anything.
The show is unwatchable.Any thinking woman probably cringes at the idea that this show represents the thought process of women in general...In much the same way thinking Black people disavow BET.That being said...It would be cool to see ANN COULTER
and/or LAURA INGRAHAM on the set reducing the rest of these robot liberal chix to tearful hissy fits.
Another Rebuplican brainwashed ho, just what Fox needs.... Pfffffffftttttttttt
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
People watch Fox News?
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Oh, how I loathe Elisabeth. Totally uninformed, brainwashed dolt who is a puppet for the GOP.
She makes *herself* look hysterical. No need for help from the other women. (At first I wrote "other ladies," but then erased it because none of these wenches are "ladies." They're all loud & obnoxious morons. It's just that Elisabeth is the worst.)
Thanks RJII, I would definitely motorboat her if I got the chance.
Damn casiobeat..all I said was that the other gals on that show are looney and suddenly I know much more than everyone else? I'm flattered!
Your questions are too long to answer so I'll summarize. The government and big businesses both fucked us up the last few years. Both republicans and democrats fed themselves on contributions from these shady companies like Fannie and Freddie. You do realize Obama, McCain, and Clinton all received money from these places that are now going under?
Don't raise my taxes. Pay for it by reforming how these fat cats spend our tax money, and help make it affordable for business to stay in this country and hire people.
She grew up catholic and went to catholic schools. But for some reason when I see her, she always looks like she is trying so hard to be waspy.
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To Athina:
What qualifications does this woman have to speak on anything political, on ANY type of news program? What is her education? Background? Resume? As if Fox News didn't have a credibilty problem before, boy, this just makes them look really, really bad.
EH graduated from Boston College a top-25 in the US liberal arts college. Now I know that seems unqualified compared to Whoopie Goldberg who dropped out of high school.
I don't understand how this country is ever going to mend the split between the two parties. I just can't ever see myself respecting someone who holds up Elisabeth Hasselbeck as a paragon of intelligence, WTF kind of BS is that???? You don't have to hate her but please don't try and convince me she's smart!
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Submitted by LoLo on September 19, 2008 - 11:35am.
No Krawlie, you are not doing us a favor by posting here. There are no more lunatic posting here today then any other day. There is nothing different between YOU and the bull shit we try to escape from "out there".
Youre not going to change our opinions about this cunt face cry baby or any other one YOU may like.
I dont give a fat fuck if you like her. Have fun with that. I hope you get to meet her and give her a nice motor boatin and have some tea at the Plaza.
We dont like her. We are allowed to not like her.
Your avie is fucking shit too. What a choice.
Your taste in all things is just so fucking *insert sketti cat here*
*eye roll*
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DAAAMMN. ditto.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
There is a formula to the show.
When this one is gone there will be another righty tighty to replace her.
fucking duh
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Krawlie on September 19, 2008 - 11:15am.
don't do me any favors-- trust.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
Oh wook at the wittle conservatives.
Twolling awound and making skeery faces at everyone.
Well, "boooooooo" back at ya' wittle ones.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
No Krawlie, you are not doing us a favor by posting here. There are no more lunatic posting here today then any other day. There is nothing different between YOU and the bull shit we try to escape from "out there".
Youre not going to change our opinions about this cunt face cry baby or any other one YOU may like.
I dont give a fat fuck if you like her. Have fun with that. I hope you get to meet her and give her a nice motor boatin and have some tea at the Plaza.
We dont like her. We are allowed to not like her.
Your avie is fucking shit too. What a choice.
Your taste in all things is just so fucking *insert sketti cat here*
*eye roll*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Without Elizabeth, The View will be nothing but a bunch of far-left-wing extremist assholes who are so stupid it's amazing their brains can generate enough power to move their mouths (especially that hideous monster Behar).
Elizabeth has more intelligence in the piss she takes in the morning than those other assholes have throughout their entire disgusting bodies.
"Resident annoying bitch on the View" implies there is only one. Who on the view is not an annoying bitch? Hassel-whoever is indeed too meek to take on the "lezbo/death-to-babies/I want to suck Obama's cock" patrol by herself. They should hire Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham and make it a fair fight. Now that would be a show I'd actually watch if I was home collecting welfare at 11am!
Yeah snowpiece, I did. I've been coming here for two years but damn...crazy ass people have been posting lately. I'm doing you guys a favor, trust me.
Hmm, Krawlie, I'm wondering if you can then explain a few things to us dumb haters. (MK is included in our motley bunch I guess).
Enlighten us with your knowledge if you will.
1) What you think of Henry Paulson's comments regarding the announcement of the bailouts by the federal government, expected to exceed hundreds of billions of dollars?
2) How do you think this financial crisis came about? Are the Republicans not responsible for it? If not, who then, and how and why?
3) How exactly will we pay for this bailout? We don't have the money. Whoever the next president is will HAVE to find a way to pay for it. What do you think McCain will do in order to pay for it? Will he just kill off the federal government as we know it, and cut off every entitlements to US citizens as we know it in order pay off the big bankers?
I wait for supremely intelligent answer with eagerness. You are afterall, smarter than us ho's.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 19, 2008 - 11:53am.
She needs mom jeans and a jelly sammie she is so pissed at being OWNED everyday of her stupid little life.
pea brain
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo on September 19, 2008 - 11:21am
She's the lead fact checker.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
She is the Love Angelina of the GOP!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OKAY WOW!
Looked what KRAWLED in to shoot the "H8ers" spit wads.
The fact the HASSELCRACK needed to "win" just proves her ulterior agenda.
She never wanted to be included, she wanted to be a STAR.
She spells "team", "m-e".
Good and good riddance. Ding Dong the hwore is gone.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
LMFAO @ this bitch being a "rational" cry baby.
I know every time i see a fucking brat in a store crying because they were told no or a kid crying when the teacher tells them they are wrong i think, "Wow what a rational human being."
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She needs to grow up and put on her big girl panties. Others make her look hysterical? The only one I see controlling her yap and the garbage coming out of it is her.
Let Fox News have her - gives me another good reason not to watch it. :)
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Wow what a bunch of haters. EH is the only rational thinking person on that dumb vagina fest.
Joy, Whoopie, Rosie...you people actually like hearing those loonies talk? They don't even listen to other people's points.
Submitted by missm on September 19, 2008 - 11:06am.
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exactly. How did Sherri whoever get on the show. The stocky midget doesn't know if the earth is round or flat. Jesus, why am I not making gobs of money.
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I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
I really hope this is true. I stopped checking out The View because of this tacky talentless stupid twit.
I miss Lucy Liu (sp). By now she's been around the world with The National Geographic-- bring her back stat.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
Finally! And tell her to take Sherri with her! Bring back Lisa Ling (though I doubt she would leave NG for this shiz) and replace them with 2 intelligent women who actually have 2 brain cells to rub together,or Mario Cantone and Kathy Griffn.
what's the alternative "ss794"? having our taxes go towards bailouts for irresponsible corporations? why do your republican buddies allow for socialized banking, but then run to the hills screaming bloody communism murder when the very thought of "socialized" medicine comes up?
hundreds of billions of taxpayer money is going towards these companies. HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS. and that's not the end of it, as henry paulson admitted today.
i don't know about you, but i'm losing money with this republican administration. mccain will be more of the mcsame.
This would be a good thing, then I could start watching "The View" again. I have had to stop watching it because I couldn't stand EH. I will start watching again only when she is gone.
I don't hate Elisabeth. After all, everyone in this country is entitled to speak their mind, even if you don't agree. However, here is the problem I have: What qualifications does this woman have to speak on anything political, on ANY type of news program? What is her education? Background? Resume? As if Fox News didn't have a credibilty problem before, boy, this just makes them look really, really bad.
There are plenty of conservative cunt-tessas lurking in dens of idiocy everywhere ready to step in
This is great news, thanks for making my week! I can't stand that twat. She reminds me of kathy lee gifford when she was with regis, but much worse.
I don't see the View very much but when i do, elizabitch is such a train wreck to watch.
I agree with others that she shouldn't even be on TV... she needs to embrace the inner soccer mom and quit pretending to be a political commentator.
Attack a baby tree with safety scissors....interesting
Submitted by joanne on September 19, 2008 - 9:03am.
Faux news will help her look good. They are good at shining shit.
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Agreed! couldnt have said it better!