Is The View's Resident Annoying Bitch Leaving The Show?
The woman on the right obviously approves of Elisabeth Hasselbeck leaving "The View." The lady's wish might come true! The National Enquirer (via Popcrunch) reports that Elisabeth is flying the crazy lady coop for a job at Fox News. A match made in hell!
Elisabeth is reportedly considering the job. A source said: “Elisabeth feels she can’t win at The View, but she’s been told by friends at FOX News that they’d find a spot for her without hesitation.” Elisabeth is just as tired of the ladies at The View as they are of her! She feels she constantly has to defend herself. Besides that, when she gets passionate about her opinions, the others make her look like she’s hysterical. But when she doesn’t talk enough, she’s accused of ‘pouting,” says the tattle."
Hearing Elisabeth's yappy voice on "The View" makes me want to attack a baby tree with safety scissors, but honestly that shit would be boring with her. There would be nobody to attack! They would all just sit there, sipping their hot water and agreeing with each other. Booooring!
Besides, my asshole would lose out on its daily exercise. Every time she speaks, my no-no hole clenches. If that bitch left, it would get all lazy and out of shape.
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Funny, I stopped watching that shit a long time ago. Elixabitch Hasslemycrack was a joke to begin with... a l..o..n...g drawn out joke. Now there is only She's-got-2-b-kidding-flat-planet asswhipe Shepard..Who will we make fun of next?.. Brave is the woMAN to take that chair..
They're ALL annoying bitches!! I can't believe anyone actually watches this show!
Has Do nothing Nancy went on her vacay yet? or is she still spending time making sure chicken is available.
Submitted by Capitanne on September 19, 2008 - 11:30am.
They should hire Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham and make it a fair fight. Now that would be a show I'd actually watch if I was home collecting welfare at 11am!
BWAAHAHAHHHH That would be worth tivo.
Submitted by Dallas on September 19, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Is she annoying because she is a Republican or, because she is correct?!?
I like Elisabeth and if she leaves that show will suck big time!
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LOL so true. Each time there has been any rumors of the (one) view getting a another conservative, the libs automatically get their panties in a wad.
I hope those libs on the view are not typical. If they are, I can see why I am conservative. Are they giving libs a bad name?
Submitted by MamaCat on September 20, 2008 - 7:47am.
Good for you Elisabeth. Get off that toxic show that's going down and it is .....going down. After what happened to the McCain's on a recent show, the advertisers have been warned that their products won't be purchased/used due to the fact that they advertize on the show. As far as the smirks and guffaws from folks in this forum about Fox News, apparently you people just want half the news or what CNN or MSNBC "want" you to know. To get all the news, you better learn to read and comprehend or watch Fox News at night for at least 15 minutes. You'll get all the news you need. As far as Barbara Wawa and Joy (who thinks she looks like Bette Midler) oh what a slame to Bette, let them have the show for the length of time it will be on tv. I'm sure ABC will find something else for Wawa to do (retirment sounds wonderful.) Joy seems to think she's a comedian. Oh what a slap to real comedians. Maybe she can open for the new Walmart coming here in a few months. Whoopie, I try to like but I hear Sister Act III is not out of the question.
Am I a conservative? Yes. I don't believe in abortion on demand and I don't believe in gay marriage BUT I don't condemn. If that's what you want, knock your socks off. It seems that this country only wants to talk about these two issues. WELL, there are children going to bed hungry in this country and elderly people being abused in nursing homes. These two topics must be addressed moreso than the other two.
When voting, use your own judgement. If you feel like you can pick up a gun and defend yourself when terrorist come knocking at your back door, vote for Obama. If you want to feel safe on a daily basis and want to feel pride in your country 'ala Reagan, vote McCain.
Sorry to get off base as I know this topic is about Elisabeth but I do tend to speak my mind. You GO Girlie ! I love ELLEN.(See, I'm not all bad) ..Maybe she could move her time slot against the view so we could see those bitches cry BIGTIME :)
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I agree with you 100%. I love the fact Elizabeth is leaving those bitches behind. She will be great on Fox woo hoo
Fuck you could have opened my pickle bottle the other night! Damn! Tarot cards rule, just way awesome... But this was really scary. I love that series 'tales from the darkside' comes on the Chiller Channel. My Fav! The boss just left, and left me a shit load of work to do! Whore! Fucking WHORE! *clogs up his toilet w/ uhm, what could I use?*
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I wonder if that's fer realz. I have tarot cards. I lurve them, just for fun. OMG I'm gonna be a Kaballahalahallhflahjoerijist with a super muscular coooch! The second one wouldn't be so bad, I guess. I could open ketchup bottles!
Speakit, Yes! working again, 2nd time in a row. OMG I watched Tales from the Darkside yesterday, and it was an episode about Tarot cards, and the guy on there was like "Tarot, comes from the word Kaballah" And they were malevolent cards. It was really creepy, I know it is just a show, but It freaked me out due to Madonna!!! *peers thru window*
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DON'T WATCH OKIE!! It's just lie telling times. You can watch something far more entertaining for that.
Are you working on the weekend again?
*nervously pulls at pubes*
*stops watching news also*
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OH and if you ever want to REALLY know violent crime statistics in your area, don't trust the media or government. Talk to people that work in hospitals.
A local paper DID blow the cover off of that in an editorial piece a few years ago... how it just doesn't make sense that the numbers don't add up; treated victims compared to reported victims.
But maybe being unaware isn't always a bad thing.
That's why I stopped watching the news. :)
MamaCat: all news outlets lie.. or at the very least cover up. It's the dumbing down and/or blindfolding of America.
Though Fox News is very right leaning (in all fairness, MSNBC is left leaning, which makes both lose journalistic integrity, to me), I will say I think in many instances, Fox gives the stories closer to the truth. But I don't watch the news anymore, I haven't in years, so maybe that no longer applies.
I'm sure everyone has a first hand experience of witnessing something and how much it differed from what was reported in the news. For instance, my father worked in Homestead, FL after Hurricane Andrew. The reported death toll was far less than the actual. The media knew.
oooooo... if anyone here is from Homestead, tell what you know!
Good for you Elisabeth. Get off that toxic show that's going down and it is .....going down. After what happened to the McCain's on a recent show, the advertisers have been warned that their products won't be purchased/used due to the fact that they advertize on the show. As far as the smirks and guffaws from folks in this forum about Fox News, apparently you people just want half the news or what CNN or MSNBC "want" you to know. To get all the news, you better learn to read and comprehend or watch Fox News at night for at least 15 minutes. You'll get all the news you need. As far as Barbara Wawa and Joy (who thinks she looks like Bette Midler) oh what a slame to Bette, let them have the show for the length of time it will be on tv. I'm sure ABC will find something else for Wawa to do (retirment sounds wonderful.) Joy seems to think she's a comedian. Oh what a slap to real comedians. Maybe she can open for the new Walmart coming here in a few months. Whoopie, I try to like but I hear Sister Act III is not out of the question.
Am I a conservative? Yes. I don't believe in abortion on demand and I don't believe in gay marriage BUT I don't condemn. If that's what you want, knock your socks off. It seems that this country only wants to talk about these two issues. WELL, there are children going to bed hungry in this country and elderly people being abused in nursing homes. These two topics must be addressed moreso than the other two.
When voting, use your own judgement. If you feel like you can pick up a gun and defend yourself when terrorist come knocking at your back door, vote for Obama. If you want to feel safe on a daily basis and want to feel pride in your country 'ala Reagan, vote McCain.
Sorry to get off base as I know this topic is about Elisabeth but I do tend to speak my mind. You GO Girlie ! I love ELLEN.(See, I'm not all bad) ..Maybe she could move her time slot against the view so we could see those bitches cry BIGTIME :)
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Submitted by Shoebox on September 19, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Capitanne on September 19, 2008 - 11:30am.
They should hire Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham and make it a fair fight. Now that would be a show I'd actually watch if I was home collecting welfare at 11am!
> LOVE IT and your pic!
THANKS! Like your pic too!
Submitted by Rigamia on September 19, 2008 - 6:52pm. "Is there such a thing as a smart Republican? Maybe from the '80's but not anymore.
Now her and Sean Hannity can make sweet love."
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If you had a brain and some education you would know it's: "she and Hannity" not "her and Hannity" you illiterate democrat.
Regards,
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Submitted by casiobeat on September 19, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Krawlie,
"The fault with government is that they encouraged companies Fannie and Freddie to make any and all types of loans in the name of 'helping the little guy'."
Are you serious? You think this mess came about because private corporations wanted to be do-gooders and help out the little guy at the request of "the government?"
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Casiobeat,
ACTUALLY, I think Krawlie is part right and you are part right as well. A lot of corporations WERE making money on the poor and did get greedy. At the same time, government was offering incentives and required companies to have a certain percentage of their loans given to the "Little Guy." So, government did, in a way, encourage this behavior. At the same time, WHAT HAPPENED TO PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY? People making $50K a year buying $400K homes? You can blame government and "greedy corporations" all you want, but you also have to give blame to the American people for either ignoring the repercussions or not educating themselves about the repercussions of such risky loans.
Is there such a thing as a smart Republican? Maybe from the '80's but not anymore.
Now her and Sean Hannity can make sweet love.
Maybe the show can get a smart republican to share their view
OMG! Yay! Go away Assholeback! I hate that stupid bitch. I wish her nothing but the worst in life. She is the most annoying person on earth, even more than Jessica Simpson!
that's funny mk, cause her voice makes my anus all loosey goosey. seriously, when i hear her voice in the morning it makes me go poopy times. like clock work, if she leaves i might get toxic shock.
This woman gets on my nerves big time. She epitomises what the rest of the world views Americans as (incorrectly I'm sure) and that is not in a good way.
Is she annoying because she is a Republican or, because she is correct?!?
I like Elisabeth and if she leaves that show will suck big time!
I hate that stupid cunt. That's all.
I don't think Elizabeth is any more annoying then Joy or Sherrie. The only one I like on that show is Whoopi. Even the grand Mummy herself gets on my last one
ss794,
Just because the Dems have a majority, they amount of a majority they have is not conducive to them getting many of the things done that they want to do. It is all in the numbers. Simply having a majority is not enough. You can look up some info on it if you like. The republicans are using the numbers they do have very effectively.
Of course the Dems could do better than they are doing! But all the perceived "failures" of this congress are not their fault, even though many people want them to be, because it makes them feel all tingly or something.
And I agree - we all know H'wood is very liberal, so wouldn't it be nice if there was a conservative woman on a talk show that was smart and informed and not in possession of only half-facts, like it is always the Dems fault!
MK - You're no-no must be able to crack led pipes.
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If Elizabeth leaves maybe Joy will get that "I'm sucking a million lemons" look off her face.
radio siren on September 19, 2008 - 1:48pm
Shaken not stirred of course and EXTRA DIRTY!!!
*tink*
Cheers Radio Siren.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 19, 2008 - 9:11am.
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I'm a champion.
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Submitted by casiobeat on September 19, 2008 - 1:13pm.
No one had the people's interests at heart. All I'm saying is that companies were dealing in these loans and contributing to a false sense of economic success. At the same time they were being encouraged by both parties who wanted to benefit politically and financially from all of it.
Someone else mentioned it doesn't make sense to want "more regulation and less government". What? Like any other operation, you improve the important parts of it and get rid of the wasteful parts.
The House is democratic and they are equally responsible for the laws. They only have around a 9% approval rating. Its leader, Pelosi, doesn't care about anything except her own party.
Submitted by Capitanne on September 19, 2008 - 11:30am.
They should hire Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham and make it a fair fight. Now that would be a show I'd actually watch if I was home collecting welfare at 11am!
> LOVE IT and your pic!
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Its not that she's a conservative. Its that she's a stupid conservative who talks out of her ass and is right up there with Sherri Shephard on the stupid factor. Of course, she belongs on Fox News.
my tv would not survive me watching those annoying dumb cunts
Republican/Democrat - excuse me, it's not a language I use very often.
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r5bales - I actually agree with a lot you have to say. however, I think the republicans are a hellishly more responsible for this mess though than the democrats.
there needs to be more education about the evils of sub-prime lending. actually - we just generally need financial and economic education, and have it start in junior high or high school.
okay - i *really* have to go to work now. procrastination is over.
I like Whoopi and Joy - they are fucking funny dirty joke tellers! Babwa - I dunno - she's OLD. She's ALWAYS been old. Apparently she gets people to say things out loud that they should keep to themselves - I can respect that. Sherri Shepherd is SO obviously a big old loser. Altho - I'm really only guessing. Her imdb is beyond pathetic.
At the end of the day - it's a TV show with TV performers. They weren't hired for their expertise - they were hired for their ability to turn a phrase and keep the flow flowing. Sure, I hate Hasslecrack but that's cool because I have to live with people like her in the world. At least if I see her on TV I can know what I'm dealing with because sure as shit I'd never talk to her in real life.
Same with the whole Republican/Liberal thing...for ONE thing: why the fuck people gotta be one or the other? Talk about limiting the imagination! This crazy ass world was all built out of imagination and we did it wrong! If we limit ourselves now, how are we ever going to turn into something cool? Assholes are not either Republican or Liberal - they are fucking EVERYWHERE! And you blind yourselves when you confuse the labels like that.
Regardless of how this turns out, I'll tell you one thing, you'll get nowhere if you're fighting all the time. I know it's possible for people who disagree to get along and find a compromise. I see it every day. And I know they can't do it if they're full of anger. What's more important? Your anger about what the other guy does or your love for your own life and those around you? Maybe if we all discuss things with more focus on the latter it doesn't have to turn into a Hater's Ball. Haha! Let's laugh folks!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJyFEEZ5oI8
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Krawlie,
I'm sorry, but this reasoning fails miserably at the laugh test.
"The fault with government is that they encouraged companies Fannie and Freddie to make any and all types of loans in the name of 'helping the little guy'."
Are you serious? You think this mess came about because private corporations wanted to be do-gooders and help out the little guy at the request of "the government?"
Corporations want to make money. They don't give a FUCK about helping out the little guy. Charity is left to fancy fundraisers, and that's it.
There's a long complicated history to it, but there was point when corporations realized that they could make money off the poor, and from there you saw credit being extended to those who couldn't afford it - whether it was in the form of credit cards, mortgages, or what have you.
“The fault of the government” is that they actually did nothing to regulate these corporations. You can thank Bush & Co for that.
The crisis was brought about by greed, plain and simple. Deregulation allowed that greed to blossom and spread its weeds into our wallets and economy.
As for the Democratic party, they have LONG saw the evil in this, and have fought against sub-prime and predatory lending.
Republicans are beholden to the "market will take off everything" philosophy, so therein lies your deregulation mantra. We can now see how successful that philosophy is.
(I'm outtie-500 for now. Got to work).
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yeah buddy> You're totally right. The show really needs an unintelligent, far-right extremist assho*e to balance it out. Hopefully Palin will be available...
But Seriously Folks> I have been saying "Hell yeah!" to all your posts. Keep up the good work. :)
Submitted by casiobeat on September 19, 2008 - 8:27am.
1)Paulson was part of the problem. His B-S takeover was IMO illegal.
2)The Republicans are only half responsible. The Dems are the other half. Neither group wanted to be the ones for stopping the boom.
3)The US is going to pay for it like we have paid for everything else. Borrow heavily from foreign countries. China in all probability.
I think there was enough blame for everyone, from the homebuyers who bought 3 and 4 houses with no money down on any of them with an interest only loan then walked away from the houses when they couldn't afford the payments, the lenders who accepted no money down, and accepted a paystub as income statements, the big guys who didn't look at the loan packages closely when they bought them. The public is screaming for buyouts, but only buyouts for a selected group.
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makes sense to me that she would leave. as a liberal dem, i agree with little she has to say, but they need a voice for the GOP, as the 3 others are Dems and they do not allow her to speak much....must be frustrating for her
Submitted by snowpiece on September 19, 2008 - 7:38am.
I don't understand how this country is ever going to mend the split between the two parties. I just can't ever see myself respecting someone who holds up Elisabeth Hasselbeck as a paragon of intelligence, WTF kind of BS is that???? You don't have to hate her but please don't try and convince me she's smart!
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Thank you, I agree with everything you wrote!
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 19, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Well, EXCUSE ME princess!
- Ahahaha thanks for that Ziggy. Now I can finally get back to my life :D. Nice avatar btw.
Submitted by Krawlie on September 19, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Well, EXCUSE ME princess!
The good citizens of Dlisted are not, and have never been, haters.
Drug addled, zealous-minded blood sports are common on the comments.
Hating is not.
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whatever Elizabitch is a dumb twat!!!! I know it, you know it
WE ALL KNOW IT
Go to fox ...please
F-Listed:
I'm not defending Bush nor the Republicans in Congress. See how far this has gone just because I defended EH? You guys are indeed haters.
The fault is with Democrats who pushed this "have a house even if you can't afford it" attitude,
You mean the Democrat George Bush who bragged about all the home ownership, and the Democrat Phill Graham who deregulated all this mess.
And who does Phill advice....McSame!