Battle Of The Crazies
Something tells me that Heather Mills can't stay away from a court room for too long or her leg starts to get all splintery. The cunt loves a good lawsuit. This time she's suing her former spokesbitch and fellow crazy, Michele Elyzabeth. By the way, you have to read her name with a lisp. That's the correct way. Try it again. Mithell Elithabeth.
When Heather and Michele parted ways a little while ago, Michele went to the papers claiming all types of shit. She said Heather purposely tried to smear Paul McCartney's name during their divorce. She also called Heather a money-obsessed witch with no heart. Let's all say it together now: tell us something we don't know!
Heather wants $500,000 from Michele for libel, breach of confidence and illegal lie-telling.
If Heather sued every whore that has called her a "bitch," she would have to drag in 99% of the world's inhabitants including animals and plants. I'm sure my fern calls her a "dumb cunt" on a weekly basis.
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CTFU @ battle of the crazies!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sit yo ass down!
I'm with Granny Clampett! Cage fight!!!! (then kick the shit out of her with her own leg!) !!!
I will never get the hideous specter of Heather's salami nipples out of my mind. *shudders*
This woman was her publicist or something similar right?
I really don't think spilling the beans on a former customer will be good for her business. Kinda dumb. Irregardless of the former client being a steaming pile of poo.
She must have been SORELY tempted and tested to have squealed.
Silvara0428, ooooh I LOVE the Shmoo! He's sooooo cute!!!
Back to the original thread: Sir Paul better get Bea out of Heather's clutches stat, before the kid is tainted with evil.
*Rubs hands together evilly*
Oh, this is going to be good.
Paul McCartney is probably THRILLED that Dread Pirate Heather Mills has another target of her fucking crazy to attack.
I say cage fight to the death is the only fair way to solve this...who's with me?
don't two crazy money hungry bitches cancel each other out?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Submitted by Tristram on September 19, 2008 - 10:11am.
I hate Heather, but a spokesperson isn't supposed to dump on her client after termination. That's wrong, too. It's also bad business for securing her next client.
Heather stiffed her on monies owed and bad mouthed her, all bets r off.
Michelle needs to do interviews with Howard Stern and Babara Walters now, before Peggy silences her with an court order.
The no-eyebrow look . . . it just isn't ever good
McCartney marrying a one-legged broad ex-slut . . . that's just one of nature's rare gifts of absurdity. Never underestimate the power of a good blow job.
Oh NO. Not HER again on Dlisted. God I hate this bitch.
Well, Paul has moved on. Article out yesterday said Paul is very happy with Nancy....
Everyone else has moved on you gold digger cunt....get the hell away
news radio said this morning Heather has to sell he London home cause she's broke. my A##.
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You knw what? Heather is absolutely right. she should sue the bitch and get every single dime she paid her back and then some.
you don't intentionally UNDO the "PR" you gave a person because you no longer work for them.
since the pr work has been reversed so should the fees heather paid her.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
Bitch, please! Who doesn't think you are a gold-digging
liar?!
Right before this photo, Heather demonstrated how a real lady opens a bottle of champagne- with her teeth.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Is this the same bitch who defended Heather's position of abject poverty by saying, "She drives a PeteyCroozah!"?
I hate Heather, but a spokesperson isn't supposed to dump on her client after termination. That's wrong, too. It's also bad business for securing her next client.
TARrrrrrrrrrrrr Tarrrrrrrrrrrrr LOL ha ha ha!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I have never smeared the Mills name.
I have never promoted the allegations that she was a prostitute.
I have never told an elderly person that they have won an imaginary lottery, and after the administration fee they would win a small principality.
Heather Mills is a woman of integrity. Her spirit is unbreakable. Her spirit is unshakable.
She is the goddess. She is Mother Earth. She is woman. Women everywhere should huddle around this wonderful creature and offer their breast milk to her. Allow woman to suckle from woman, and man will surely fall.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Would Blair Warner and her cousin Geri please fuck off now?
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
I'm with snowpiece
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Considering Michele Elyzabeth did a fair amount of lie telling on behalf of Ol' Peggy Leggy Mills,
can they revisit Peggy's case altogether?
Sure, if she's lying in your favor, no problem, when Michele turns the tables, SUE!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
MK PULEEEZE!!!! It's fucking Friday! isn't there any Hohan news, Cheeto Report? I'm tired of making pegleg jokes, this ho's 15 should have run out ages ago.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Someone should rip her wooden leg off and cram it down her gaping pie-hole.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
Geez- What a money-hungry cunt!
Haha, now I'm picturing all the Law & Order ADA's sternly telling defendants they will be prosecuted for illegal lie-telling... love it
Heather Mills needs to flip her kickstand down and chill the fuck out for a minute.
So why don't these two harpies claw each others eyes out and be done with it?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Dayum! Look at that claw on Heather!
"Illegal lie-telling." MK, you know all the correct terms for EVERYTHING.
The entire D-listed board will soon be listed in a suit from Dread Pirate Heather.
Did someone say pirate? ARRRRRRRRR!
Heather Mills needs to STFU. She's only going to disprove her own case. The judge for her divorce said she was a liar.
My dog mentioned the other day he wants to chew her wooden leg off.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
chins chins chins chins too many chins in the picture.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Money obsessed whore? Where's the lie in that?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade