Friday, September 19th 2008
Pamela Anderson's Mystery Date Is One Smart Dummy
If you're going to touch Pamela Anderson, you should wear this shit. Pamela was escorted to the Vivienne Westwood show in London yesterday by a dude who made sure he was fully protected from her contagious skankness. While other hos caught syphilis every time Pammy sneezed, this dude sat there, laughing at them, because he covered all his bases. Wait. Or maybe that's just Jacko without his mask on. Hmmm.....
And when is Pammy going to visit Stanley Steemer for a good cleaning? She has a face only a cum facial could love. She needs a good scrubbing! She also needs to treat her plastic chichi sacks better. Those things look like they're screaming in pain. Triage tittays!
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That is totally MJ only his dumb ass would do something like this. Pams tits look lopsided she really fucked herself up..
@ dustbunny
She admitted she was "hanging out" with michael jackson.
you're right, the hand gesture is jacko... and like i said before: jackson is 5'10, anderson is 5'6. but i think the body proportions aren't jacko-like.
pamela is 5'6 (168 cm), jackson is 5'10 (178 cm). so it could be... but i think michael jackson has longer legs and a shorter upper body. maybe the man with the mask is the prince of abu dhabi she was/is dating.
Mannequins are the only ones who still get hard near her.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
it's totally jacko
A new way to block STDs? Or yeah, it could just be Jacko.
How long before her vanity gets the better of her and she gets botoxed?
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
It looks like her dress is on backwards in that fifth picture. When you look at the other pics it is a totally different neckline. I think the skank was living up to her rep and got a little turned around when getting dressed again.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 19, 2008 - 6:16am.
just LOOK at her tits in the last pic on the top row! holy crap!
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that can't be comfortable.
I used to look at pictures of her and be grossed out by her tits and bleached hair, but she ALWAYS had excellent makeup on. I wonder why that stopped?
yowzah...pammy looks horrible...i guess if i were her date, i'd put on an all body condom before stepping out with her too...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
what a disaster!!! She needs to just go somewhere and hide for the rest of her life.
What in the holy fucking vanilla sky is going on here?
"I like my sprite easter pink"WEEEEEEEEEEEEZY!
Is it just me, or is her forehead growing upward, toward the back of her skull? Whatever is happening with that hairline, it is disturbing.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
What in the vegan hell is going on there?!! She looks like she needs some R&R.
http://www.modegreen.com/
wha???
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
EVERY and I mean EVERY picture I see of Pam she is high on blow. The eyes do NOT lie. Like that shit she spewed about that Palin cunt, she could not control her jaw and her pupils were CRAZY. Isnt she a little old to be out blowin lines and random losers?
What in the world is going on in those photos? I thought I was having another one of my weird dreams again.
Submitted by dustbunny on September 19, 2008 - 10:51am.
I got a feeling the mystery man was jacko. The hand gestures remind me of him.
That and she can almost get her hand around his bicep...Jacko is skinny enough for that
PSL I was just thinking the same thing. I met her once in L.A and she was cute and funny but her Enormous breasts made her look like a caricature of her former self. Remember when she looked like this? Fresh faced and with normal sized tits.
http://www.animalliberationfront.com/News/2006_04/Seal-PamelAnderson.jpg
Good. They finally got her under control
I got a feeling the mystery man was jacko. The hand gestures remind me of him.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Damn bitch looks bad!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hello, my name is Pam Anderson and I tell people I'm a member of PETA and yet I wear leather, suede and wool all the time.
(Her shoes appear to be patent leather.)
It's sad. She was so damn beautiful a few years ago.......partying non-stop will ruin your face.
And those tits are so fucking disgusting.
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God only knows what I'd be without you....
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Submitted by Albatross on September 19, 2008 - 1:46pm.
She is the definition of "rode hard and put away wet." Those tits are hideous.
That is EXACTLY what I said this morning. She was on a chatshow her in the UK and my word, she is so skinny and dirty and (dareIsayit) flea-ridden.
I can't believe men still find her attractive.
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Amanda on September 19, 2008 - 9:57am.
Kdraco:
Yes, it really is me! Forgive me, for I have strayed from the D. Honestly, LiveJournal and ONTD have sucked me in.
It's good to "see" you. There are sooooooooo many new ID's on here and I hardly know any of them.
How 'bout you? Everything good?
Have I missed any drama here? I'm sure there's been many episodes..........
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Amanda:
OOOO you've been somewhere else! aha!
lol
It's ok.
Yes there's a bunch of new users and very few of the oldies come by. I still keep in touch with Dramaqueen, Mizro, La Chilindrina, and those oldies. They are all doing well.
I visit here and there but not like I used to.
Same bullshit drama and it got boring really fast.
Anyway, I am glad you came by today. Your witty comments we missed :)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
She might (with emphasis on "might") look presentable if she would just lay off the war paint and have her upper lip deflated again.
P.S. Dear Pam, there's something wrong with the world when your date in the scary costume looks better than you.
-boomsy
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Condoms for the future, huh? You know, I could totally see Kanye West pulling some stupid shit like this but there's no way in hell he could be THAT modest and not let people know it was him.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
That's totally Jacko.
"I don't agree with that in the workplace."
Kdraco:
Yes, it really is me! Forgive me, for I have strayed from the D. Honestly, LiveJournal and ONTD have sucked me in.
It's good to "see" you. There are sooooooooo many new ID's on here and I hardly know any of them.
How 'bout you? Everything good?
Have I missed any drama here? I'm sure there's been many episodes..........
She uses her hair to cover her face which is like old hamburger meat: beat to hell and back, frozen, thawed out, refrozen, and used as a distraction the way people do with old hamburger meat that's been made into chili.
Amanda!? *rubbing eyes* Is that really you!?
How have you been?
I haven't seen you around much.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
oh I thought so Amanda but I didn't want to seem stupid!
how have you been?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Hey Snowy!
It's the Queen Bee herself, Joan Crawford. :-)
She is the definition of "rode hard and put away wet." Those tits are hideous.
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Clarisse - hope it goes easy on ya!
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hey Amanda! who is in your avie?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 7:31am.
Frito / Two Drink / The C Word,
I knew you ladies would understand!! Tanks!
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No problem. I know that feeling all too well. I always want to curl up in a ball and die during that time. It really sucks when you have to get up and go to work when you feel like that.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Fix your nasty cantelope tits, slut.
clarisse you're not doing it right, you need bacon grease too.
pam, put your shit away, you're twenty years too old to dress like you do.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Frito / Two Drink / The C Word,
I knew you ladies would understand!! Tanks!
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I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 19, 2008 - 9:57am.
YES! haha
I want teddy bears to be ridding those serpents like horses and saying "Giddy up" in Snuggles the Bear's voice too.
Or maybe he has a pull string on his back to make him talk like a perverted Speak and Spell too.
Pull the string when the arrow is pointed to PAm and it says, "Dirty girl says,"do me Tommy" in a squeaky Mickey Mouse voice.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on September 19, 2008 - 1:24pm.
LOL!
I can't help but imagine how wonderful it would be if the mask cracked and a fountain of serpents sprung forth.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 9:18am.
Dlister ladies...I just bought white cheddar popcorn and m & m's for a snack...guess what is JUST around da corner...grrrrr...
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Sounds like my yesterday evening...put on the sweatshirt and the all-I-can-eat pants and snarfed back some Smartfood...mmmmmm, Smartfood....
Sending a bouquet of chocolate flowers your way....
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
acid flash back times!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
she looks stupid in the last picture....
(giggling at the 'Jacko' comment)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
What is she on and can I have some, please.
She has looked so haggard lately! wtf is going on with her!!!
btw dude is perfect...no talky after sexay times
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