Katie's Big Broadway Welcome
The little robot with the stupid jeans started previews in "All My Sons" on Broadway yesterday and was welcomed by a few friends! Around 20 members of the anti-Scientology group, Anonymous, protested outside of the theater. Some of them wore "V for Vendetta" masks while shouting "SAVE KATIE!"
They said they were not there to boycott Katie or the play. "We are protesting Scientology. It is evil. Scientology kills people. It follows you home at night. It is perverted.”
Damn. It follows you home alright. Those are some brave bitches. I would have worn more than a mask. I would have worn a full suit of armor and protected myself with a vial of truth serum. Those Scientology types hate that shit! Seriously, Tommy Girl probably used his beady alien eyes to memorize the faces and hands of all of the hos raining on his alien parade. They better carry around that truth serum wherever they go or their faces might end up on a milk carton. That's why I always blog from a bomb shelter covered in pictures of vaginas. If Tommy Girl sees a vagina, he runs the other way. You can never be too safe.
Fox News' Roger Friedman reports that last night's first performance was all about Tommy. When he walked into the theater, everyone clapped for his stupid ass. During the performance, Tommy cheered like it was one of his kids' soccer games. Or like he was at one of his gay alien orgies. "Go Johnny! Ride that ass! You go gurrrrrl! Werrrk it." Okay, I'm making myself sick.
Tommy also waved and bowed at the audience like he was the star of the show. Somebody really needs to pull that butt plug out of his ass and shove it down his throat. I'm surprised he didn't jump on the stage during curtain call with Suri in his arms. He's probably saving that shit for opening night.
Here's some pictures of Katie on stage with Dianne Wiest and also after the show. Stepford Katie sort of looks normal on stage, but the minute she grabs Tommy's hand, she turns into a brainwashed middle-aged house frau with a vitamin deficiency. And will Tommy just start wearing stilettos already?
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How are you ma lil puddin pop?
On topic: To reinforce the Farquaad, didn't John Lithgow do the voice....just sayin...
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Submitted by carefreea: "Why is it that we, collectively, notice *this* Lord Farquaad sham marriage more than the one with Granny Kidman?"
That's a really good question. I think maybe it seemed more plausible because they had been in a movie or two, and we all know that actors tend to hook up with their co-stars.
Also, Nicole is a much better actress.
Clarisse,
Can you expect much from Fox News though? I spit on them for not knowing Patrick's long and delicious line of work.
MORRNNINNGGGGGG my leetle pretties!
I wonder how many of these protestors will mysteriously end up dead by Sunday? My guess is 4.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
damnit, I missed the protest! I completely forgot it was yesterday. Last time i went to the Anonymous protest in Albany a while back, and there was this creepy man (we nicknamed his Hot Carl) who was trying to film people
I'm glad the main objective is to save Katie, but I'm almost positive that its too late for that poor girl
little nome makes me skeered!
*peeks over shoulder to see if scicrazies are watching as I type*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
fuckin' idiots applauding and feeding this jackass's god complex
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"When the fat old sun in the sky is falling,
summer evenin' birds are calling.
Summer's thunder time of year.
The sound of music in my ears."
She looks vaguely more alive with Dianne West on stage.
Why is it that we, collectively, notice *this* Lord Farquaad sham marriage more than the one with Granny Kidman?
Tommy Girl always has to be the center of attention.
Gads, Tommy Girl really thinks it's all about him, doesn't he? What a moron.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Protesters, YAY!!!!
I love it.
Tommy stealing KatieBot's thunder, hahahahahahaha....
Damn, I would've totally protested, I have a Tinkerbell mask somewhere....
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 7:27am.
Frito / The C Word / NYC,
Glad i'm not the only one to see the Farquaad!
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I was watching Minority Report the other day and thought it was funny as hell when I saw they had done something to make him as tall as the other actors. Little twat.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by Am: "What did Tom do to his face? He's been looking younger lately."
I was thinking he lost some weight. He probably did some sauna/vitamin thing. Listen, the Scientos should focus on helping people lose weight instead of trying to turn them straight. If they could get Gayvolta and Kirstie Alley thin, I bet a lot more people would be willing to sign up.
NecieB,
Did you read the attached article? I love "the up-and-comer Patrick Wilson"...um, hello...He's been doing stage and film for almost 10 years...
Frito / The C Word / NYC,
Glad i'm not the only one to see the Farquaad!
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Ha ha i mean how fucked is this chick?
Shes stuck with that bitch troll and Hekki spoted a herpes on her lip!
She wont even make it out of a divorce to reach dmaged good status. He will kill her off the show.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LOL MK, you're too funny.
Submitted by christine the hoff: "enlarge the eight thumbnail, katie's eye is really oddly swollen..."
It IS. Didn't notice that the first time. And there's a herpie on her lip.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 9:05am.
Wow. Kate, that deal you signed isn't so shiny now huh?
Tom reminds me of Lord Farquaad...
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Hilarious!! & oh so true. The whole fiasco reminds me of an old favorite tune of mine.
Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "we are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax," said the night man,
We are programmed to receive
You can checkout any time you like
But you can never leave
Damn, kids really will do anything for attention.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
really the list of xenu celebs is a bunch of nobodies and has-beens. pfffftt.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
It's her show and he's bowing? Pretentious midget. I hate him that much more. I love the V is for Vendetta masks. Nice touch.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 19, 2008 - 9:44am
OH SHIT! They got Parker Lewis and Chaka Fucka Khan man oh no!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
enlarge the eight thumbnail, katie's eye is really oddly swollen...
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Beck is indeed a tragedy. But his mother was a Warhol diva, so there's that.
Here's more celebrity Scientologists you may not have been aware of:
http://www.onmylist.com/category/celebrity/Celebrity_Scientologists_1
Beck is a Scientologist??? I didn't know that! I like his music very much and he seems a smart guy. OMG, I'm so disappointed.
Do Anonymous claim to be part of a certain religion? Just wondering.
Yeah, and where are all the scientology haters? I came in here just to hear what they say about this!
Being married to an ego that big must be soul-sucking...no wonder she looks exhausted all the time.
Here's a couple of excerpts from Roger Friedman's article:
So how is Katie? “She doesn’t embarrass herself or anyone else,” says my spy. “She’s fine.”
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"One odd observation by my spies: they say that about two dozen well-dressed young people poured into the theater with Cruise, and took orchestra seats. “They were dressed like they were going to a nightclub. The vibe was weird. They all knew each other. It was not a regular theater crowd.” Future audiences should take note if this continues."
@Clarisse: Lord Farquaad - So true! :D
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Holy fucking shit, Tommy girl looks evil.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 7:05am.
Tom reminds me of Lord Farquaad...
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Lmao
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
What an egomaniacal jackass. And I hate everyone in the audience for applauding him? Fucking sheep!!
Katie, give your benefactor a refund and run like hell. I promise you, he'll push you off a rooftop to maintain his relevance. You aren't safe!!
Wow. Kate, that deal you signed isn't so shiny now huh?
Tom reminds me of Lord Farquaad...
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What did Tom do to his face? He's been looking younger lately.
...and that's one way to boost ticket sales for this crappy show by having TommyGirl show up.
Poor Katie. She thought she was marrying the love of her life. Now she's stuck playing ugly duckling to her fabulous older sister.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
What a delusional tool (both of them).
I think I saw Chris Klein & Josh Harnett in the background....
I love the "and take Beck with you" on the "Run Katie, Run" sign.
Since Tommy-girl's career seems done, has he decided to live vicariously through Katie's?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I love how it's always: Run, Katie, Run!
Like Tom is just not worth saving.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
HA HA HA! FREAKS!
Fisrt where is Sand Bitch and The Little Miss or just plain Miss who is in the Anti-Scientolonancy brigade? I want to know first hand how this shit went down! Give me the juicies on that ladies!
Second, KAtie needs to get her ass a grey hoodie and pick that dwarf up and toss his ass into the side of a brick wall real hard! Then run!
BUT i guess she wouldnt do that because it is not in her contract. She didnt realize the fine print in the contract said they would sedate her ass!
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fuckin disgusting, doesn't everyone hate this freak by now?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
that motherfucker gets creepier every time I see his face, I swear... shuddering...
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
That is so like Tom to want to steal the spotlight. Even Angelina stepped aside at the Oscars to let Brad have his moment with Babel. Tom needs to get of his stilettos and calm the fuck down and let Katie do her thing for once, at least one fucking time. SHIT
Those anonymous masks are a riot, instead of looking intimidating they look like they all just queefed.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Does it make anyone else's blood boil the way that midget freak ass leads her around by the arm? I wonder if he injects her as soon as he gets near her. She is a droid when she's with him.
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Oh, and way for Tommygirl to turn shit around and make it all about HIM. I loathe that midget freak.
Good for Anonymous to out the sham that $cientology is. And the contractual obligation that Tommygirl and Katiebot's marriage is.
LMAO I absolutely love that group Anonymous. They rock! I wonder if Katebot and TG saw them. I hope they did.
How was Katebot able to act? She has a voice? That's news to me!
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I'm going see this on Sunday!! I can't wait to become a brainwashed alien lover. F*ck Katie, it's all about Patrick Wilson.