Katie's Big Broadway Welcome
The little robot with the stupid jeans started previews in "All My Sons" on Broadway yesterday and was welcomed by a few friends! Around 20 members of the anti-Scientology group, Anonymous, protested outside of the theater. Some of them wore "V for Vendetta" masks while shouting "SAVE KATIE!"
They said they were not there to boycott Katie or the play. "We are protesting Scientology. It is evil. Scientology kills people. It follows you home at night. It is perverted.”
Damn. It follows you home alright. Those are some brave bitches. I would have worn more than a mask. I would have worn a full suit of armor and protected myself with a vial of truth serum. Those Scientology types hate that shit! Seriously, Tommy Girl probably used his beady alien eyes to memorize the faces and hands of all of the hos raining on his alien parade. They better carry around that truth serum wherever they go or their faces might end up on a milk carton. That's why I always blog from a bomb shelter covered in pictures of vaginas. If Tommy Girl sees a vagina, he runs the other way. You can never be too safe.
Fox News' Roger Friedman reports that last night's first performance was all about Tommy. When he walked into the theater, everyone clapped for his stupid ass. During the performance, Tommy cheered like it was one of his kids' soccer games. Or like he was at one of his gay alien orgies. "Go Johnny! Ride that ass! You go gurrrrrl! Werrrk it." Okay, I'm making myself sick.
Tommy also waved and bowed at the audience like he was the star of the show. Somebody really needs to pull that butt plug out of his ass and shove it down his throat. I'm surprised he didn't jump on the stage during curtain call with Suri in his arms. He's probably saving that shit for opening night.
Here's some pictures of Katie on stage with Dianne Wiest and also after the show. Stepford Katie sort of looks normal on stage, but the minute she grabs Tommy's hand, she turns into a brainwashed middle-aged house frau with a vitamin deficiency. And will Tommy just start wearing stilettos already?
Tom should shave his head,I hate the fucking bowl cut he is sporting. He does look pretty good half bald. Maybe some people would like him a little more if he did not look like such a tool.
CRAAAAPS!! I've missed the scene!!
*looks for her shotgun*
First of all, the Tommygirl indeed stole the thunder from Katie and it was disrespectful towards other actors due to Scielons, which bought 80% of the show tickets (from a trusted source). The ticket sales went really bad, so Scielons had to "cover" for their famous member. Sure fucktards stood up, applauding for Tommygirl - those who stood up were all Scielons. 1. It’s their regular ritual on their VIP gatherings. 2. It adds a bit PR to Tommygirl’s dying career.
Sandbitch - don't you have to save on your internet connection and electricity to pay your Scientology courses? You've got a reason to sue me? Like, for what? (In any alien case, be sure - I've got monster lawyers, he-he) Honey, with that intention you just proved to everybody that you are indeed a Scielon. Wait! I meant a delusional, dirrrty, stinky, crazzzy Scielon. There. Now sue me, byottch.
LOLO - sorry, girl, next time there will be a bit more fight between Sandbitch and me! No, ME and Sandbitch. I'm polite, but no Scielon is worth announcing before normal person.
Submitted by Cuntastic on September 19,
Aren't all religions cults?
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No hun, only yours.
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Raise against $cientology - October 18th Global Protest - Also in your city.
http://forums.enturbulation.org/197-october-18th-global-protest/
Submitted by LoLo on September 19, 2008 - 11:00pm.
HA HA HA! FREAKS!
Fisrt where is Sand Bitch and The Little Miss or just plain Miss who is in the Anti-Scientolonancy brigade? I want to know first hand how this shit went down! Give me the juicies on that ladies!
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Yeah! Where the fuck is little miss in the mask? Probably trampled underfoot. Actually LoLo, I tracked Little Miss down via her IP address on youtube and she's gone into hiding because I'm suing her mask.
wow thanks for the report LIBRAESQUE....excellent reporting....sounds so crazy and annoying he is NUTS
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Hi Mel - let me know what you think.
Nice to know I'm not the only late nighter!
also: vids from members (since birth) that left:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0tZTpeqOfQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9kUQdVra_k&feature=related
i love this stuff!!!
OMG MomustheSarcastic, THANK YOU! Sorry I didn't see you earlier. I had to go out.
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TITS, I am going to listen to it now. It seems REALLY interesting. Thanks!
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Link to CO$ radio recording. Fascinating. Just riveting.
I realize this post is a bit old, and not too many people will see it.... and that's too bad.
interview with a ex cos that worked with tommy and was rather high up.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/stations/bc/glosslip/2008/04/25/Glosslip-Fr...
katie holmes officially looks like my mother. who is 50.
Mrs. Cruise is starting to look like Maggie Gyllenhall. Not a good thing.
Cuntastic, cripes, get some knowledge. Seriously, making that statement only makes you sound dumb, not rebellious and cool.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 19, 2008 - 5:56am.
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC: M-T, there is an article in The San Francisco Chronicle about an artificial sweetener that kills dogs. Here's the link:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/09/16/petscol.DTL&...
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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he pissed everyone off by being his usual douchebaggy self AND he talked through his wifes big debut
"Like I said in the previous thread, I was at the preview last night and I was pissed the way Tom entered. He waited till everybody was in their seats and the lights were about to go down and then he entered like the king! He was a total jerk about it. He made it seem like it was all about him. The whole play had to be delayed while he shook hands with his friends. On top of that, I sat 2 rows behind him and he kept talking to a woman who was sitting next to him who was obviously his friend cause he kissed her before he sat down. It was soooooo rude! He was disrespectful to Katie and the rest of the cast. I wasn’t crazy about him before but now I really hate him. I hope he doesnt go to anymore shows (fat chance).
He didn’t have to watch from backstage. He could have taken his seat earlier (like 15-20 mins before curtain) this way there would be time to say hello to his friends and not disrupt the start of the play. He was plain rude. Like it was all about him. I honestly don’t know what such a sweet girl as Katie is doing with him! I was pissed and so were other people in my row. People were rolling their eyes and laughing!!
Oh yea, someone asked if Suri or Tom’s kids were there. No they weren’t. I looked around cause I wanted to see gorgeous Suri in person, but no luck. Besides, a Broadway play is not the right place for a baby anyway. As far as his kids, no luck there either. Tom just sat with friends who he kissed when he got into the theater. Some were in the same row as him and some were in front of him. Also Dustin Hoffman was at the end of my row, 2 rows back from Tom.
Katie did really well. I think Tom should stay home from now on tho. Those protesters were there because of him not Katie!!"
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on September 19, 2008 - 10:52am.
She really looks miserable,I think she will atttempt to break free soon
sadly.. to me she looks more suicidal.. she seems to have been cut-off from her family...
Why was he even there? Fine if he wanted to be there to support here... but he could have gone the night before for final dress if he wanted to see the show, or to be there for her... sit in her dressing room. He shouldn't show up in such a public way until opening night...it's really rude to the other actors and the creative team to make it his moment. Plus, they're still hard at work.
Submitted by sodope on September 19, 2008 - 10:32am.
maybe all religions are cults but we dont see other people walking around like they've had their soul sucked out of them.
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You'd hope so wouldn't you? Here's proof that it isn't so.
(mix courtesy of the genius that is angel-i
watch this: http://www.theway.org/Current/Mar07/Mar07Flash4.htm
while listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX8MSpf7eUc
get down and groove, we dance all day in this place. arr.
maybe all religions are cults but we dont see other people walking around like they've had their soul sucked out of them.
Submitted by LoLo on September 19, 2008 - 6:17am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 19, 2008 - 9:44am
OH SHIT! They got Parker Lewis and Chaka Fucka Khan man oh no
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I love chaka khan - oh shit is she one of them too? Crappola.
Guess I won't be able to refer to Hanukka as happy chakkakhan anymore, then again maybe I shouldn't have in the first place.
nah.
Im longing for the day when Katie finally dumps that creep.
Submitted by Cuntastic on September 19, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Aren't all religions cults?
Sure are!!! Cute name btw, single?
doesn't lithgow know scientos can rub off if you get too close...notice the other actors aren't posing with katie or tom...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
I feel sorry for the other real actors in this thing.
It's like a group of kids is putting on a play for their friends, except they're all fucking nuts.
I just realized this isn't a remake of 'my three sons' (the show with the tennis shoe opening).
Aren't all religions cults?
Opening night will be much, much worse. Isn't TG bringing out all his $cientologist friends?
I like MK's idea - the protesters should be carrying placards with pictures of vaginas on them. TG would have burst into flames and dissolved into a little pile of ash.
Aaar this is going to be a good thread :D
Apparently, KateBot did not take their advice and run.
She trained for a marathon just for her health?
I think not!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Ya this whole thing is just too weird. I don't know, being Tom Cruise, who used to be loved by everyone, I would think he would be with someone much different than Katie. He totally just plucked this little nobody out of thin air and promised her great things if she played along with his little game. I can just see him coming in and saying "I have a make-over planned for you, tomorrow 8am, be ready. We need to be seen by the public in a certain way..." And she just kind of sits there and sighs. Then she cries and cries when she sees her new haircut the next day. What woman her age would say that they wanted that 'do? I just don't get it. And why wouldn't Tommy Girl want her to look young and sexy? So many questions.
Katie's still with TG only because she's trying to figure out how to get away with Suri and her life. As soon as she has her plan in place she'll be out of there. It must be getting close though. She has looked absolutely miserable for a very long time. Notice that TG isn't pulling her by the hand anymore? She's like, keep your fucking hands off me!
Ok, so just to be clear...she shows off her body in that show. Honestly, I don't think she's covering up bruises - I think it's more psychological...she's covering herself up...most people get fat but she's not allowed.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
ugh that is so disrespectful of the OTHER ACTORS in the play, who dedicated their time and talent to make a piece of art that they could be proud of, only to be overshadowed by some midget and the rest of the circus freaks he brought with him. If this were a genuine relationship and not one about publicity and subterfuge, he would have WANTED to stay out of the limelight so that she could have her chance to shine.
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
"Run Katie, Run! And take Beck with you".
Priceless!
Katie looks like a zombie. As always.
I'm amazed they didn't drag Suri out to this snore-fest. They're still pretending to be a happily married hetero couple, after all.
LCT,
OMG!! I was thinking about that last night. Everyone of my favorite actors has an imperfection about them that i find endearing!
Gerard Butler absolutely does a weird side talk thing.
Christian Bale has a slight lisp.
Colin Firth, a slight overbite.
Malkovich, crazy eyes.
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I will work to elevate you
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YES!!!!!!!!!!ANONYMOUS RAWKS!
(and that ain't Tom, not even craaazzy Tom, he's been thrown out; that's #5 Tom)
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
I see Tom has perfected his creepy, satanist stare
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Gee, what a shock. TG stole Katebot's thunder. Is it really worth it, Katie? Always being in the background? Always having a supporting role?"
Damn! that's true. She will ALWAYS be second best in that sham marriage. Always told what to do, how to act and how to dress. It must be awful, because that's how she has been looking lately. She looks grayish and aged and tired. Soon enough, we will have a huge breakdown and I hope it's public.
Also, it must suck for everyone that Tommy Girl acted like he was the star of the show. I would've thrown rotten tomatoes at him for being a douche.
To whoever said the little douche didn't act like that with Kidman, it was I think, because Kidman is much more ballsy that poor stepford katie. A million times stronger.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 10:45am.
LCT,
That's one of the things i like about you...always thinkin!
yummy YEAH! Gerry is yummy. Not my uterus. I mean, i don't know that...but...oh...where am i going with this....
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You know what's sexy about him? He has that weird talking out of the side of his mouth thing where it looks like he spits alot.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
She really looks miserable,I think she will atttempt to break free soon
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
LCT,
That's one of the things i like about you...always thinkin!
yummy YEAH! Gerry is yummy. Not my uterus. I mean, i don't know that...but...oh...where am i going with this....
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I will work to elevate you
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Clarissalina! YUMMY!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
V for Vendetta rocked.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 10:30am.
LCT,
Well, i think my uterus is going to fall out today, but other than that, i'm otay.
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COOL! I bet if you put it in a jar of formaldehyde and let it harden up a bit afterwards, you could convert it into a nice little purse, or maybe a canteen. Just put a cork in the cervix part and remove when you're thirsty!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
LCT,
Well, i think my uterus is going to fall out today, but other than that, i'm otay.
I have not seen Marfa lately?? Maybe she's schooling? *shudder*
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 10:05am.
LCT,
How are you ma lil puddin pop?
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I am doing splendid my dear, and how are you, ma lil pickle jar?
Has SkinnyMartha been on lately?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
BTW, Katebot's cold sore is acting up again... and can't someone at Scientology HQ show Tom how married couples interact? Husbands don't, unless they're abusers, constantly manhandle their wives. Especially when they're a foot taller and outweigh you by 50 lbs.
Gee, what a shock. TG stole Katebot's thunder. Is it really worth it, Katie? Always being in the background? Always having a supporting role?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Free Katie? What about free Tom? She at least got paid to join this freak show. Tom was kidnapped as an up-and-coming bi-curious movie star by Mimi Rogers and turned over to the captors.
Good for Anon! I was at the D.C. protest back in July. Scientologist tried to infiltrate the protest but they FAILED!
carefreea, I think it's because Farquaad is trying SO VERY HARD to make people believe in it. You know, raving on TV about their perfect soulmate love and proposing on the Eiffel Tower (liar! It was a lawyer's office and it was a contract signing!) and huge makeout sessions on the red carpet and so on.
With Nicole she was just THERE, and they were married, and that was it. I now wonder if Farquaad wanted to do all this crazy insane crap with her, and she wouldn't have it.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON: "I love it.
Tommy stealing KatieBot's thunder,"
Yeah, but they are also stealing thunder from legitimately great actors, too. I'd be pissed that the GMD were pulling that shit. Apparently, Katie has a small role, too. She's not even one of the stars, right?