Shocking Development Of The Day
Pat "you are so fucking hot" O'Brien has been fired is leaving "The Insider." Whoever didn't see this coming really needs to eat more fish for dinner.
Pat was already demoted after he went to rehab for being a cokehead. Earlier this week, an e-mail Pat sent to the staff of "The Insider" got leaked. He trash talked Lara Spencer in the e-mail and also talked about how he wanted to save the world or something.
CBS wouldn't say why they parted ways with the dude who wants to "get some hookers and coke." They issued this statement:
"Pat O'Brien is a talented broadcaster who has been a part of The Insider family from the very beginning. Although we have decided to part ways, everyone at CBS Television Distribution and The Insider greatly appreciate and respect all his contributions to our show. We wish Pat much success in his future endeavors."
Lara Spencer is totally celebrating this news by treating herself to a full-size Oreo cookie pie from Baskin Robbins. She's going to eat the whole thing one sitting while letting her dog lick her toes. I'm telling you. I'm convinced those entertainment news show robots are freaks!
So now what's going to happen to Pat O'Brien? I hear the phone sex business is pretty lucrative....
P.S. - Why does Pat's face look like that?
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Submitted by its a secret on September 18, 2008 - 7:14pm.
He looks like he smells of cigarettes and scotch.
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And hookers and coke. :P
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
there's something about an Aqua Velva man.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
why am I not shocked?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by maDalice on September 18, 2008 - 7:38pm.
We still have to deal with Mario Lopez, folks. God, I hate him so much.
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oh yuck, true: Gen X & Y's Pat O'Brien.
ugh, just looking at him is some kind of sexual harassment, or should be.
He looks like he smells of cigarettes and scotch.
Doesn't he know that being old and jobless isn't so fucking hot.
Funny, they made that announcement today, on a Thursday when no one in the news would cover it.
And Howard Stern doesn't work on Fridays, so there won't be Howard goofing on Pat by playing his voice message.
Pat O'Brien burned too many bridges. Who knows who will pick up this old whore? Maybe he can work with dlisted????
Submitted by Madam Pince on September 18, 2008 - 6:55pm.
Skank's getting what he deserves.
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Let's celebrate by getting some hookers and coke...You are so fucking hot...Wait! Where are you going I said...celebrate....*making sad Pat O'Brien tiger face...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Skank's getting what he deserves.
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Why does Pat's face look like that?
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Too much tanning in a microwave oven.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
This guy is the worst possible perv ever; my best dream. Hey Pat, can I sit on your face? Ha,Haaaa. Take a mustache ride, Ha, haaaa. God how I would love to get a hold of men like this. Get my rocks off, spit them out, and them turn them into spaghetti.
He's been standing too close to Chicken Cutlets' radiant beauty and has been burned by her incandescent ginge loveliness. ;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Nancy O'Dell is laughing her ass off at this one...
We still have to deal with Mario Lopez, folks. God, I hate him so much.
Good lord his skin looks....painful.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 6:51pm.
Never trust a man with no top lip
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Also, never trust a man without any kind of sideburns. If you ever see any of those fuckers, pay attention, and you'll see. You know the kind, it's just a straight line of hair to the top of the ear. CREEPY
UUGGGHHH.(*shivers)
I hope he saved his pennies, because even though aging men have a better deal in showbiz, he'll have a hard time getting another gig.
I can totally see him having old ladies who think he's hot. Maybe he can supplement his Social Security by being a gigolo or signing granny panties or something.
An article in a 1991 issue of The New England Journal of Medicine quoted a doctor regarding the case of a 45 year old woman, for whom the pitch of Mary Hart's voice would "... set off abnormal electrical discharges in the brain, resulting in not only seizures, but mental confusion, headache and upset stomach. Upon hearing Hart's voice, the woman would rub her stomach, hold her head, and 'look confused and far away . . . and out of it.'"
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 4:19pm.
but I read somewhere that Mart Hart's voice gave some girl epileptic seizures.
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And Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor, Kramer.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Submitted by LoLo on September 18, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Wow Lolo, can I buy you a drink? lol
Submitted by LoLo on September 18, 2008 - 6:07pm.
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Hee hee! And I don't know if this is a true story or not, but I read somewhere that Mart Hart's voice gave some girl epileptic seizures.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
this is the face of the man that begged to have his peen sucked and left that message on voicemail...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
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Goodness WHAT A LOSER!!!
Shows like Entertainment Tonight or Access or anything like that are the exact reason i fell for the D-list.
Every day after school when I was little my mom would be cooking dinner while I would do my projects at the kitchen table and Entertainment tonight would always be playing in the back ground.
It was during this time I turned into a smart ass little jerk face. I remember Leeza Gibbons and Mary Heart wearing big shoulder pads in their Dynasty dresses, feeding me nonsense through their blindingly shiney red lip glossed lips as I tried to color in the lines of my crappy art project and all was right with my world.
Then one day after a tough day on the swing set I came home craving absolute silence, solitude. But peace was not to be found. Brother, sister, dog, mothers all YACKING and banging pots and pans and reving toy cars up....over all of this I hear Mary Heart freaking the fuck out in her serious journalist voice about a ladies crazy looking Emmy outfit. At that moment i snapped.
"WHO GIVES A FUCK MARY HEART!", I yelled.
Then from that day on I was a little baby bitch mouth. D-listed, it's for little baby bitched mouth jerk faces.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Getting fired from the show sounds like a step up.
Whatever happened to "Betsy"? I know she nixed the coke and hooker idea...just wonderin'.
And why does he look like that? It's the curse of the Irish-fair, thin skin that shows every sin. The question is why doesn't he look worse?
jim on September 18, 2008 - 6:54pm
He could run for President.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I FUCKING HATE THESE SHOWS, THEY ACT LIKE WE ALL HAVE TO GET ON OUR KNEES AND PRAY TO THESE SO-CALLED "STARS" AND KISS THEIR ASS FOR BEING SOME IDIOT WHO READS A TELEPROMTER OR A CUE CARD FOR A LIVING....GET A FUCKING LIFE PEOPLE...AND INSIDER FUCK OFF!!
I hope he doesn't return to Access Hollywood. I just hope!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
CBS wouldn't say why they parted ways with the dude who wants to "get some hookers and coke."
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They didn't? I wonder what the reason could be?
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Never trust a man with no top lip.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Well, let's see, he's got some idiotic views on women, he's got broadcast experience, and he has next to no political experience. By that measure, he'd make a great GOP VP candidate!
P.S. - Why does Pat's face look like that?
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I don't know Michael K, but I have seen drunks who look like that when passing through La Quinta or Palm Desert.
waaay over due. about time. now he can focus on the "serious, human interest, katrina stories" he is known for, LMAO!
He could play the Joker in the next Batman movie with no makeup with a mug like this. Hold me JESUS!
I don't think he's nearly tan enough. And those teefs are like old Chicklets.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.