When JLo Speaks, Bullshit Comes Out
Triathlon champion and injured foot faker JLo tells People that she spends every free moment with her beloved Dragon Tales Twins. JLo said that she recently hired a nanny, so that she can have a little time to herself. HA!
She said: "I did it for a long time but we started using a nanny a few weeks ago. Most days I get up early with them. Then when the nanny comes, I can take a shower and give them their breakfast. She's there to help me get things done." JLo only leaves them to go to work. "I try to spend every free moment with the babies."
It must be wonderful to be JLo. You lay around on your rabbit comforter, taking in the sweet scent from $100 candles while telling a bunch of bullshit lies as though it was the truth.
JLo went on to talk about the magical mornings she spends with her newborns: "When they see you and have that big smile on their face – I live for that. And when I put them to bed at night and they melt in your arms. I give them a bottle and wind it down. I say, 'It's time for beddy-bye.' I hold them and sing a little song. By the time you know it, they are asleep."
This quote came right out of a Disney movie, right? In her mind, JLo is fucking Donna Reed. She probably has a writer on staff who feeds her all of these nauseating quotes.
Below is JLo shopping in St. Tropez yesterday. Before you say anything, shopping is not considered "free time" to JLo! It's part of the job description of a self-centered, delusional, Hollywood hobag!
And WHY was this woman paid so well again??? SMH
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sit yo ass down!
why does skeletor look like he;s on his last week of terminal cancer?
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The war isn't working.
she looks like crap..
and as far as those babies...they are like a new house...she'll decorate it , lose interest and sell it, get something new...she'll lose interest by the time they are 7.
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The war isn't working.
damn, she looks frumpy as hell in that shift.
This chupacabra's 15 minutes in the spotlight is looong over. Admit it dahling you have no talent. What you are good at are a constant stream of gimmicks & publicity stunts to keep the attention of the public and thereby earn yourself a few more shillings.
JLo you can go straight to hell with your pretentious bullshit.
What a delusional sea hag.
I'm bored. That is all.
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"You're an ice-cream fax machine."
I wonder who changes Skeletor?
um sorry j-whore the time you spend with your twins is not enough. but then,why am i surprised that you spend such little time with them? you had them for publicity not for love.
and here's a little something that was posted on j-lo's self magazine blog on her "donating" to charity. i got such a tickcle out of this!
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someone posted this unique fact on Jlow's Self magazine blog that was pretty interesting
in 2004 Lopez released a PRESS STATEMENT through her publicist she was going to start doing charity after she was rated one of the LEAST charitable, never giving back. Lopez went with the Children's Hospital Los Angeles AFTER they promised to throw her a party, a gala, which they did.
In return, Lopez was to use her contacts in the Latino community to rally support, for the hospital, as they were specifically, targeting a Latin demographic.
Lopez did nothing more then TAKE the opportunity, back then, as she is now, to self promote her personal projects. She never ever donated a dime to the hospital AND in truth had the hospital pay to have Marc appear at the gala, where she roped herself off and he sang to her....then she left immediately.
There were complaints sent to, The Children's Miracle Network, concerning abuse of funds. That is why this year J.Lo says she will throw the party, which happenes to be within two weeks of her new cd launch.
J.Lo demanded the gala be held at the, Beverly Hilton Hotel. She demanded Marc be part of the entertainment so all eyes would be one her. The change you gave to the, Children's Miracle Network, went to J.Lo's night out instead of terminally ill children. That night Leo Dicaprio was there, he refused to be anywhere near her.
Among other degenerate acts, in October 2007, J.Lo had the PS36 Union Port School in the Bronx HOST her and Marc, even made the little kids wear their concert tee shirts, to promote their, then, upcoming tour. J.Lo promised a lowly $1 from every $250 plus ticket sale she said would be donated to the, Orange Laces campaign. As always, as soon as the cameras stopped rolling, Lopez was gone, never sending the promised contribution.
One more, the 6 million, Lopez said she received for the pictures of her children, she said would be donated to charity...she never has.
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oh and tits? i went to slef magazine's website to see if i could find this choice little tid bit and how amazing: its not there! can you say j-lo had them remove it anyone?
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
tits:
here's the link.
http://jennifer-troupe.newsvine.com/_news/2008/08/19/1762687-jlo-slams-m...
you have to look through the blogs to find it. the poster said they found at her self magazine blog.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Submitted by gucci on September 18, 2008 - 7:45pm.
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holy shit. someone posted that on HER blog?
come on now. yikes!
really?
link me.
Okay, she is on the cover of Bazaar or whatever this month and looks totally thin. In these pics she is stumpy and thick. Give me a break.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 9:32pm.
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I hope there aren't any color blind gay men.
Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 8:25pm.
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Never mind the mustard, I think there's a lot of guys wearing an Oscar Meyer on the left. And who knew there were so many shades of white?
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
oh HUSH, y'all! Don't scare Chiyo off! I heart outraged fans, the more Engreesh-challenged, the better -- AND, I need to know how to knock out whole villages with my Katana celly! I MUST.KNOW.
(kiss-kissing Chiyo's jello butt)
Submitted by chiyo on September 18, 2008 - 7:55pm.
psycho "loosers",is a spanish music band,probably they could play in your mental asylum soon
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So confused. Loosers is a spanish music band? Mental asylums? Are we the band? Are you our manager? Cuz I think we can get better gigs than that...I mean, I betcha even Phoebe could get us a better gig.
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Submitted by boomsy on September 19, 2008 - 11:10am.
Is it just me or did anyone else interpret her quote as her saying that basically all the time she spends her with kids is when they wake up and when it's time for them to go to bed?
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"Most days I get up early with them"
I interpret that as "not every day". She'll even run a marathon to get out of it. When her children take their first steps, no doubt she'll find out by text message.
"I hold them and sing a little song. By the time you know it, they are asleep."
Translation: I caterwaul at my reflection in the mirror, actually standing in the same room as the sweating nanny holding those disgusting squalling brats.
ubmitted by chiyo on September 18, 2008 - 7:30pm.
What a nice gang of loosers, spending their time in someone they hate
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Eh, face it--the bitch is self-absorbed and possesses an over-inflated sense of entitlement that should be remedied by a swift, hard kick in her bubbly derriere. If she didn't have such a juicy ass and paramount cock-sucking skills, she'd still be just some little chola from the Bronx. Standard fare with too much money, is what she is...and you make no sense.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 9:21pm.
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LMAO! I wonder how many gay guys are wearing the mustard on the left.. but when they drop their pants they're all "oh I'm sorry, that was a different color but I had a messy hot dog at lunch."
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"What a nice gang of loosers,"
What are "loosers"? Are we going around untying dog leashes or whatever?
"spending their time in someone they hate and despise"
Thankfully, I have never been inside JeLo, even though I and all my extended family could easily fit inside her ass.
"but someone in the end that earns the money that you will not see in the life, in the final judgment,"
And someone in the end that has earned enough bad karma to sink a Buddha through TWO lifetimes.
"A person so famous like you couln´t be even if you killed an entire village with a katana you insane people"
We leave killing villages with katanas to the deranged, frothing-mouthed 12-year-old illiterates who come onto message boards to defend their idols.
And apparently you haven't gotten the memo -- JeLo is a has-been. Her albums don't sell, her movies flop, and nobody gave a damn about her kids with Skeletor.
Submitted by chiyo on September 18, 2008 - 7:30pm.
What a nice gang of loosers, spending their time in someone they hate
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Don't know about you guys but I can't feel insulted by a comment that makes no sense.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by chiyo on September 18, 2008 - 7:30pm.
What a nice gang of loosers, spending their time in someone they hate
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OMG WE'RE A GANG! Which color bandanna do I need?
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Careful, speakit. There's a whole "thing" about bandanas.
http://www.gaycityusa.com/hankycodes.htm
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by chiyo on September 18, 2008 - 7:30pm.
What a nice gang of loosers, spending their time in someone they hate
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OMG WE'RE A GANG! Which color bandana do I need?
but "Chiyo": LOVE the killing villages with katanas reference -- SO over-the-top...but how do I kill whole villages with my cell phone? I'll wait for you to work that Google translator for your reply; ESL is rough, honey, isn't it :)
Is it just me or did anyone else interpret her quote as her saying that basically all the time she spends her with kids is when they wake up and when it's time for them to go to bed?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by chiyo on September 18, 2008 - 4:30pm.
What a nice gang of loosers, spending their time in someone they hate
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um...OK, I'll crawl out of JLo's saggy butt now, thanks so much for pointing that out, sweety!
Her singing to children without ProTooling her heinous voice has to be child abuse.
OMG, she sings to those babies? they must cry themselves to sleep. I knew she was using a Nanny, trick ass bitch. She will never know what it's like to be a real mother, who cares for the kids, cleans, cooks, and work out to stay in shape and work. Try doing that Jho and then get back to the real world.
Submitted by chiyo on September 18, 2008 - 4:55pm.
I hope so because I am getting SICK of watching Lawrence Welk repeats on PBS.
Those Lennon Sisters suck.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Sorry this isn't a fansite it's a blog. You could go to her fansite, send her some love notes.
psycho "loosers",is a spanish music band,probably they could play in your mental asylum soon
Submitted by chiyo on September 18, 2008 - 4:30pm.
What a nice gang of loosers, spending their time in someone they hate
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I resent that! I have never been inside her, not once!
P.S. What are "loosers?"
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
What a nice gang of loosers, spending their time in someone they hate and despise but someone in the end that earns the money that you will not see in the life, in the final judgment,not even in the whole eternity.A person so famous like you couln´t be even if you killed an entire village with a katana you insane people
BARF!!!!!!!!! Metallic gladiator sandals and aviators!!!
Only Cher could rock that dress and bring it the elegance it needs. She looks like a football player from behind. And the gay next to her wearing white pants and polka dots. No joda!!!
Those poor babies probably fake going to sleep so she'll shut the hell up and stop singing to them. Good Lord, that woman is so over. To look like that after months of "TRAINING" damn. I knew when she had kids it would be over, but WOW I didn't think I'd be that right. My 56 year old aunt looks better than that.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 18, 2008 - 5:39pm.
OMG I have that same dress! It's from the Wilma Flintstone Collection at K-Mart.
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LOL! and she thinks she looks good in it
Wait -- she's in ST. TROPEZ???? What in the fuckety fuck is she doing there? Did she bring the DT twins there, too?
Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 3:06pm.
how's by you=how are things in your neck of the woods?
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 18, 2008 - 5:48pm.
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I'm confused. Sometimes I think I know what's going on, but then I don't want to believe because I don't want to be disappointed. Other than that, I'm alright.
Is that what 'how's by you' means? Is that like 'how are you'? Hope so, now that I answered. LOLOL
Annnnnd, how are you?
"When they see you and have that big smile on their face – I live for that. And when I put them to bed at night and they melt in your arms. I give them a bottle and wind it down. I say, 'It's time for beddy-bye.' I hold them and sing a little song. By the time you know it, they are asleep."
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Okay these cheezy quotes are freakin lame. Yes I enjoy it when my daughter falls asleep in my arms. MOST parents do. But who in their right mind thinks that the rest of the world is in need of hearing the private details?
Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 2:43pm.
HAHAHAHAHA! Mrs. K!
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hello, dahlink!
how's by you, bubbeleh?
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
I'm sure it's been mentioned below but except the first week after birth, quiet calm babies at bedtime are BULLSHIT. Bull. Shit.
And I have good kids too ... but there is no way twins go to bed at the same time and don't rile each other up unless she's drugging them.
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HAHAHAHAHA! Mrs. K!
OMG I have that same dress! It's from the Wilma Flintstone Collection at K-Mart.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
ugh, spare us jlo- *rolls eyes*
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 18, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Only ten pounds!! Ya right, 15-20 for sure!!
Bitch, please.
Oh yeah, and i walked by that magazine cover of hers yesterday night in the grocery store....and let me tell you how warped the sides of her dress looked. I laughed out loud and looked around quickly to see if anyone heard me....it was the most bullshit cover i had ever seen. Even her eyelashes were photoshopped on.
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Oh yeah...and she says she only has 10 lbs left to lose. HA! bitch is delusional.
As for the "by the time you know it, they are asleep" um...as a mom of twins let me tell you they NEVER fall asleep just like that. GAWD, She just lovvvvvvvvvvves to pretend that her life is all roses and pretty times. pah!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...