ANTM: The Gold Fairy Of Crazy
It was makeover night on "America's Next Top Not-Model" yesterday and the highlight of the episode had nothing to do with the chick's reactions to their new shitty hair. It was all about Ty Ty, once again. The woman's community-theater-worthy acting skills are flawless. Can we change the name of ANTM to "The Tyra Banks" show already? Wait. She already has that.
Ty Ty used the makeover episode to fulfill one of her 12-year-old fantasies of playing Snow White AND a fairy godmother. Seeing Ty Ty's gold fairy godmother with shiny sperm-eyes was like watching The Wiz on a bad acid trip. I sat there and surrendered to her insanity. I'm convinced she based her fairy voice on one of the dozens of voices in her head.
This shit was so over-the-top campy that even John Waters thinks Ty Ty should pull it back a bit. There's really no fucking point to her madness and that what makes this boring shit entertaining.
The only makeover that was slightly interesting was Elina's. Ty Ty must hate the bitch, because they screwed her up. She went from looking like a bi-sexual with an unhealthy Shakespeare's Sister obsession to looking like Carrot Top's crotch. The ginge pube mop is not the look.
Below is the first part of the makeover with Ty Ty's Snow White skit. It starts at the 2:00 mark. You know Mr. Jay was pissed he had to play the prince. He soooo wanted to be Snow White. Duh. Look at his hair.
Also, here's the pics of my favorites. Isis needs to work on her tuck. I think I saw a little nut last night. Click here to see all the pics if you give an eff.
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tyra sent home the prettiest girl as usual.
wow.
she is such a nutbar. and she gets all nastyl eating that apple.can you please make Prince Couture a hot slut of the week? please? he deserves it.
TY is sending so many crazy messages, changing a career for being unsuccessful because she was too big, but then they ate pizza? and then she still isn't good enough, neither are those WEAVES! hahha. I couldn't even watch past 3:23 !!! This is the least amount i have ever been able to withstand. Her "bragging" show is also excruciating.
Low, low fashion Hooker! She will never go away. Anamatronic Ty Banks. She is also recently outed as a fuckin cheapskate!
ANT Hoe! .. what that shit is fo real..
She's crazy I can't watch any of her shows anymore. Irks my nerves how she makes every single fuckin thing about her. "Homelesness is dear to my heart because one time on ANTM we dressed up as the homeless and took pictures." From what I've seen of her talk show sometimes her guests look at her like she's nuts. I'm also tired of her mother giving people advice like she's Dr Phil. I can't take it anymore.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
That was the bullshittiest bullshit I have seen in a long time. Acting like a wacko is not going to raise ratings.
That being said, I actually wanted to see all the afters.
OK. I thought I was the only one that thought Tyra was going crazy. What a harking ho bag!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by angel_i on September 18, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 6:12pm.
I haven't seen it yet this season, but after reading this post I definitely will! I've heard the hype about Isis. So, is she a transsexual, or a transvestite? More importantly, does she smile with her eyes? :)
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She does! She even talks about smiling with her eyes!
....I think she even smiled with her peen!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I am fully convinced that everyone who has ever been on that show is crazy.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
She, (Isis) is pretty but I don't think she has a chance to win unless she can put more life and sparkle into her photos. All I can say is that I'm damn impressed with her bravery in competing. No matter how far she gets I give her a lot of props.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Although I could have googled that shit, but I'm lazy.
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Googling is for people with no imagination.
Or whatnot.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Thanks, City Barbie! I was about to get all belligerent
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*pulling up chair, a six pack of diet coke and some deep fried twinkies*
Can I watch?
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Submitted by angel_i on September 18, 2008 - 6:05pm.
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OK, but is she FIERCE?? I really need to watch this, don't I?
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 6:12pm.
I haven't seen it yet this season, but after reading this post I definitely will! I've heard the hype about Isis. So, is she a transsexual, or a transvestite? More importantly, does she smile with her eyes? :)
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She does! She even talks about smiling with her eyes!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Thanks, City Barbie! I was about to get all belligerent because no one was answering my question. :) Although I could have googled that shit, but I'm lazy.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I love this fucking show! It's only getting more and more insane and it gives my drunk ass something to lash out at. Isis SHOULD be the interesting one, but I find her slightly boring. I did like her bikini last night though. Alina is really starting to get on my nerves, vegan my ass!
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What can Brown do for you?
Hi Islandgirl, Isis is transsexual.
Hey, I admit that I dig this shit. It's great mindless entertainment. I love talking about it every Thursday w/some people at my office. We pick it apart. LOL Last night was over the top w/Ty Ty and her fairy godmother shit. It looked like she put white contacts in her eyes. I think they need to hang this show up after this season. They've lost their touch or something. I hate Paulina Poriskova and wish they'd bring Twiggy back or even Janice Dickinson. The girls they're picking aren't even that pretty. I can't stand Hanna's mouth full of teeth and her quasi lisp. Ok, I'm done.
You can literally see the vaginal secretions fly across the room at 3:24
I haven't seen it yet this season, but after reading this post I definitely will! I've heard the hype about Isis. So, is she a transsexual, or a transvestite? More importantly, does she smile with her eyes? :)
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by HellaciousB on September 18, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Hoooooooly shit. No wonder my nine-year-old niece loves this show! You'd have to be nine, or mentally impaired, to dig this shit.
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NO, nine year olds like Spongebob and guess what SO DO I. BRING IT AROUND TOOOOOOOWWWWNNNNN *blowing bubbles*
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
i thought i was going to die when i say isis's bulge. it just wasn't right. i thought of MK when sheena(?) said that she was smiling with her eyes.
Submitted by HellaciousB on September 18, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Hoooooooly shit. No wonder my nine-year-old niece loves this show! You'd have to be nine, or mentally impaired, to dig this shit.
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So, I'm nine! So what?!? Nine year olds are people too you know!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Isis is gorgeous! And actually seems like a nice person, too. Seriously, Isis, if you read this, please know that you look beautiful. And clearly Clark should have been the one to go home but is being kept around because she's a bitch, while Britanny was sweet and dull - and much prettier.
Elina looks like the mom from Requiem for a Dream. Way to go Tyra.
Hoooooooly shit. No wonder my nine-year-old niece loves this show! You'd have to be nine, or mentally impaired, to dig this shit.
I wish Ty Ty would just shut the fuck up about herself, but then there wouldn't be a show. Christ, she's annoying. Wait, nine year old girls are like that.
I'm an idiot who watches this shit. :o I muted her silly ass in between fast forwarding to see what they did to the girls. Hannah is now the new Saliesha, ugh and fug! Awful hairstyle. Elina's was just a WTF moment. Why sew on hair when she has perfectly good hair already? Is it real even?
Yes, I am an idiot. I not only watch it, I'm commenting. :)
I just can't take this show anymore. TyTy needs to be stopped.
Xxyxz.. Yeah, now that's what I'm talkin bout!! *cleans up around your mouf*
Submitted by oklahoma on September 18, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Every show, that everyone watches seems to get a GD comment about. Like, Who watches this show, If you do you're an idiot.. Well eat me good, ok?
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I've never watched it until this clip. Clips are likely the best way to go for this show; anything more than 10 mins and I'd self destruct.
It seems like there is 10 times more crap on tv than there is good stuff.
speaking of which - anyone know if The Riches is going to have a third season?
~cake or death?
Who watches this show?!?
*eats Okie good*
Oh my god. I was snorting with laughter at this year's intro. Tyra Banks is so fucking in love with herself.... perhaps more than ever. Also, that angular haircut is not working for her.
Every year, I tell myself, it is not possible for more girls with fucked up names to be on this show... and every year there are even more ridiculous names: Analeigh? Lauren Brie (your name isn't like Maryanne, honey. Pick one name and use it)? McKey? ShaRaun? Nikeysha?
P.S. Notice Tyra gave herself the biggest crown.
how in the hell did the prettiest one get sent home but that ugly tranny is still there!. I have seen some pretty trannies but this one is not one of them. This show sucks tranny balls and they need to inhale eddie winslows ass dust Pain is Beauty
Every show, that everyone watches seems to get a GD comment about. Like, Who watches this show, If you do you're an idiot.. Well eat me good, ok?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
ty ty in a tiara...i think i'm gonna be sick...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
OH-EM-GEE...that whole drag-queen fairy in the mirror thing was so annoying! I thought it would never fucking end. Stupid twat.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
that was some serious crazy last night. it made the show look super low budget, which it probably is. I love that Shakepeare's sister song!!!! i just added it to my page. I miss them. another good band to listen to, if you like SS type of music is Birthday Massacre. I just discovered them this weekend.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Submitted by KD on September 18, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Ok, first of all, why are they always so surprised that when they go somewhere, Tyra's there? hello, it's her show.
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heh. yeah. I bet they're told to. Like how they faked concern when she passed out.
that one makeover where they cut off that girls long hair to shoulder length was awful. i'd be in tears if I was her.
and why oh why oh why are most of them wearing brain belts in the opening. this is not a trend I want to see. I rather go back to low riders with cartman-like bellies hanging over them.
Every season it's same bullshit with the girls hair. Almost all the white girls get their hair cut short. And almost all the black girls get long hair extentions. Its soooooo predictable!!
wow, that was extra ghey. Me me me me me!
and more me!! Tyra is looking a bit haggard.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Oy TyTy. Seriously? That whole lady in the mirror thing was PAINFUL!
I saw this and I was like "Michael K, get on that shit! Ridicule please. Set that woman straight"
I wonder if Ty baby is in therapy.... she probably just writes daily letters to Oprah
also, Poor Elina, girlfriend looks jacked up now. I hope she wins that shit, just because of the haircut ty gave her! She was HOT before this shit
Ok, first of all, why are they always so surprised that when they go somewhere, Tyra's there? hello, it's her show.
Second of all, did I see that right? Did Jay really carry Tyra off? She looks pretty heavy to me.
the whole fun of ANTM is laughing at the crazy bitches and Tyra, if that makes me stupid then I guess everyone commenting on Lindsay and paris must be ROCKET SCIENTESTS, huh? (typo left on purpose)
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
How is it humanly possible for a head to encase an ego as large as Tyra's?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
ha ha snow piece i bet i watch worse crap then this girl its allright!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
that was surreal...
I miss Ya Ya and I am proud to say I watch ANTM, stop freaking judging people on here, if we can't talk about ANTM on dlisted where can we? JEEEEEZUS!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 2:13pm.
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Dayum. You'd think I would have been able to see the man feet from space. Yowza. Thanks, I think.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
all of them are tranny
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
not watching this
nope not gonna do it
*skiping merrily along blissfully unaware*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Oh no offense to mk, huh?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!