Thursday, September 18th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Mischa Barton's titty is trying to escape from that fugly ass dress - Egotastic!

Tommy Girl carrying around Suri like she's a doll. Oh, wait... - Just Jared

Kim Kardashian takes her big ass to the cleaners - Hollywood Tuna

The chick's face behind Daisy Lowe says it all - IDLYITW

Squinty Zellweger in a hot 80s funeral dress - Lainey Gossip

Agyness Deyn is trying too hard - Hollywood Rag

Heidi and Spencer need to leave the children out of it - Popsugar

Kate Hudson is drunk and annoying (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

The hottest Muppets - Cityrag

Hugh Dancy's got milk - Towleroad

Posted by: Michael K


patty cake's picture

I see that Agyness chic all the time.. no biggie..she is just teeny tiny but tall

xoxox

The war isn't working.

stake_spike's picture

Dating Mark Ronson and then breaking up with him was the best thing to every happen to Daisy Lowe, now's she relevant in the US. I don't remember reading this much about her before (unless it was in a British paper).

Aunt Bea's picture

Submitted by TITS on September 18, 2008 - 4:09pm.

I forgot most of the legal stuff in the book - but I can't believe this whore is out. What an absolute travesty!

I would like to see the fool who married her. Call me a female chauvanist but I can see how a man could be a heartless murderer/torturer, but a woman? That really makes me sick.

JuneStar's picture

agnes dein or whatever her name is, is annoying because she's like the middle school awkward teenybopper and now all of a sudden that's hot and trendy. but you're like- no that's awkward and dorky and the fashionistas are like "WEAR THAT SHIT OR DIE" or worse be out of style.

http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream

xxyxz's picture

Thanxs Missy
I'll let you know if I set up an account

missy's picture

xx - oh shit well i sent an email to someone thinking it was you!!! i think it was your old one tho.. oh well!!

ok well chin up honey. and yes men ARE assholes!!

like a dildo with an annoying dude attached, membah? hehe!

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xxyxz's picture

Missy

I don't have an e-mail addy anymore... It's a long story

Men are assholes! blah blah blah :)

I'll be better tomorrow

P.S I need to make an account in the forum!

missy's picture

xx - aww whats worng broken hearted mama?? Ill e-you :)
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TITS's picture

Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 18, 2008 - 12:36pm.

Submitted by cake batter on September 18, 2008 - 3:15pm.

Yes! I remember. The book was horrifying. She was scarier then he was. I can't believe they let her out. For what reason, overcrowded, technicality, wtf?
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They cut her a deal to testify against Paul BEFORE they found the tapes that showed her participating fully in the rapes etc. Sloppy ass police work.

They couldn't legally keep her in prison any longer than they did.

Fucking travesty.

I don't think Paul is ever getting out.

Karla had a kid and apparently moved to the Caribbean. Sorry Caribbean.

I just love drawing attention to the fact that Heidi and Spencer are the spitting image of these two. Cracks me up. I truly think if more media places compared the two pairs that maybe just maybeeee they'd go away.

Hope springs eternal.

xxyxz's picture

Missy

LMAO.... I was kidding. Xanax doesn't do a FUCKING thing for me. Even 2 mg.
I think I need some though to stop my heart from breaking in half

Justina's picture

I dunno what it is but that Agyness Deyn chick bothers the crap out of me.

missy's picture

xxyxz - i just realized what your avie is.. LOVE IT!!!!

I love on family guy when the kool-aid guy busts in and then always slowly backs out hahahaha!!

Im jealous of your xanax induced nap!

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xxyxz's picture

Okla..

yes! call plz

letinstar's picture

note that tommy is clutching the bowl of barley water more tightly than he's holding suri...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

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Team Valtrex's picture

I'm starting a collection to buy Mischa a better set of tits or a top she can keep on.

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oklahoma's picture

Xxyxz, That's great about j. i almost stashed some x in there, wasn't sure. next time my dear, next time! i'm leaving in about 15-20, you be up, in mood to talk for a few minutes? In mood for kitty stroke?

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

xxyxz's picture

Oklahoma

*current mood*

Not having it!!

LMAO... Baby J went to my SIL's for a while though

*takes xanax induced nap*

oklahoma's picture

Xxyxz.. Oh Noooo..Your Av says! ; (

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

xxyxz's picture

Ugh.... Stoopid Mischa

Fuck everyone else for that matter too@!

except Kim.(of course)

Clarisse's picture

PSL/LoLo,
Yeh, they were two sick fucks. There are people out there though that make them look like petty thieves. They got all the press because they were "pretty".

I mean, look at Fred and Rose West from Gloucester, England!!

Bah...Ponies and puppies! Kitties and bunnies!

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Submitted by cake batter on September 18, 2008 - 3:15pm.

Yes! I remember. The book was horrifying. She was scarier then he was. I can't believe they let her out. For what reason, overcrowded, technicality, wtf?

Green Is Good's picture

Mishca Barton annoying the piss out of me. She's an adult woman. How does she NOT know how to keep her dress on?

This is the only way this has-been twat can get her picture taken. Flash the tits. And if she's really desperate, "forget" to wear panties and show the kitty.

LoLo's picture

Jesus Christ. Thats fucking sick.

Law and Order did a show about that and that annoying chick from Greys Anatoshutthfuckup was the killer sister!
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cake batter's picture

Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 18, 2008 - 1:08pm.

Which is a load of horseshit because there were videotapes (yes videotapes!) of them doing the crimes and that bitch was not only helping him rape and kill those girls she was laughing and giving him stage directions.

Christ. I might have to go down to the quad and punch a Montag-lookalike just to feel better. There are plenty of them around here on campus!

ChubbyWubby's picture

This is the first time I ever was repulsed by a nip slip! Misha Fartone is fucking gross and so are her tits

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Holy Shit! I remember that story! They did a 20/20 or a Dateline on it....sick shit.

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Clarisse's picture

DebFrmHell
Yeah, she has a little boy that is about two now.

LoLo,
"On December 23, 1990, Homolka and Bernardo administered sleeping pills to her 15-year-old sister in a rum-and-eggnog drink. Tammy lost consciousness; Homolka and Bernardo undressed her and Homolka applied a Halothane-soaked cloth to her sister's nose and mouth.

Homolka wanted to "give Tammy's virginity to Bernardo for Christmas". With her parents sleeping upstairs, the pair filmed themselves as they raped Tammy in the basement. Tammy shortly began to vomit while still unconscious. The pair tried unsuccessfully to revive her. A few hours later Tammy was pronounced dead at St. Catharines General Hospital without having regained consciousness...

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Aunt Bea's picture

Submitted by LoLo on September 18, 2008 - 3:05pm.

I don't know. I think they all fell for the battered woman syndrome. That she was too beaten down to help herself let alone those poor women.

oklahoma's picture

*pulls toilet paper out of bra* here lolo, cry into this.. Wipe your nose a bit..

Oh I'll need that t.p. back. I have a date tonight.. The girls need to look their bestest.

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

LoLo's picture

Yeah what about her parents? Did the mother not try to kill this Karla animal once she found out what happend?

I cant even begin to imagine. I would cut a bitch for looking at my sister the wrong way.

*cries. calls to check in on my little sister*

I have emotional lady times today. Sorry guys!
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oklahoma's picture

Clarisse.. Your av is totally undressing me w/ his eyes. He's making me blush, I feel uncomfortable and I'm about to call the police and child protection agency on him.

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Aunt Bea's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on September 18, 2008 - 2:59pm.

LoLo,
Actually Karla is walking the streets as we speak...Released about 3 years ago...

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How could they release a woman that helped kill young girls including her own sister?

I hope this bitch never has kids.

DebFrmHell's picture

@LoLo and Clarisse,

I believe that Karla is married now with a child too. Thinking I heard it on I.D.!
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KD's picture

Looks like Tommy girl is having a hard time toting Suri around. Maybe because she's almost as tall as him already. Seriously that girl is huge!

oklahoma's picture

LoLo.. There used to be geese that tried to flogg us when we'd wait for the bus in the morning. I'll send for them to take care of naughty meth face mommy..

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

LoLo's picture

Im not doing anything tomorrow so maybe i will hunt her down and rip her face off!

*pulls out a map*

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Clarisse's picture

LoLo,
Actually Karla is walking the streets as we speak...Released about 3 years ago...

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cake batter's picture

Lolo: no, she got out on parole, I think, eventually, and is living under an assumed name because, duh, any sane person would shoot her on sight if they knew who she was.

Aunt Bea's picture

Submitted by TITS on September 18, 2008 - 2:49pm.

Karla Holmolka and Paul Bernardo are a pair of notorious canadian serial killers that look a LOT like hiedi and spencer.

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OMG are you right on target with that one! If I'm not mistaken I think Karla got out of jail and married!

On Topic: Mushy will do anything to draw away attention from her cheesey thighs.

LoLo's picture

Um is that Montag looking sick bitch in jail or what?

sick ass son of bitches

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LoLo's picture

NO Okie i piad you to string her up by her pubes and have her flogged in times square for being a naughty meth face mommy! ha ha ha

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cake batter's picture

Submitted by TITS on September 18, 2008 - 12:49pm.

Karla Holmolka and Paul Bernardo are a pair of notorious canadian serial killers that look a LOT like hiedi and spencer.

Oh. My. God. I never noticed that! *shudder* I can totally see those two lobbying to play them in a TV movie.

LoLo's picture

I never heard of that serial killer shit what the fuck yo!

Bearded ladies are god gift to the world for us to treasure and comb and rub and love.

GAG!

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oklahoma's picture

Did to, Did toooo! Lolo liar boobs, paid me to tie string to Kate's pubes!

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LoLo's picture

Submitted by TITS on September 18, 2008 - 3:17pm.

Oh i dont know about the kate moss pic.
I try to avoid her cause her meth face is so OVAH ha ha

I promise i did not pay to put that there man!
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Clarisse's picture

LoLo,
Canadian serial killers. Married...sexually assaulted and killed young girls...(one one Karla's little sis)

Okie,
Alllllllllllllllllllright!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oklahoma's picture

LoLO.. I was on th phone w/ Xx at lunch, and went into th family dollar store, and the GD Cashier WOMAN had a fucking beard, I do not lie.. like she shaved it 2 days ago..and maybe even shaved her goatee this morning, but the chin down was full on BEARD! No photoshop there.. *gasps*

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TITS. I didn't see that pic.. ruh roh..

TITS's picture

Karla Holmolka and Paul Bernardo are a pair of notorious canadian serial killers that look a LOT like hiedi and spencer.

http://images.google.ca/images?q=karla+homolka&btnG=Search+Images&um=1&h...

Bondagebarbie's picture

Mischa actually looks good for once and I love that dress!Kim has an ass I really want to grab,Renee is ugly as usual and Agnes,I do not get her hype,I find her totally unappealing.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

oklahoma's picture

Clarisse & LCT.. I have a jar of jelly.. you know what this means.. uh huh!! sammich times.. And I NEVER think 3's a crowd.. And 4 is an orgasm.. *looks around*

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!