Stay Gross
HoHan seems to be putting out a line of shit that's near and dear to her heart. She has started a new brand-development firm called "Stay Gold." More like Stay Gross.
HoHan already put a collection of $200 blow job leggings and now she's working on a cheaper line for hookers on a budget. Her new line of bargain leggings will average around $48. Shit. That's still too expensive. She needs to design for her demographic: dirty skanks. If I was her, I would put out a collection of disposable leggings. That way if you get a little jizz on them while on the job, you can just throw that shit in the nearest dumpster.
In addition to more leggings, she's also going to sell a self-tanner. Why the hell would buy tan grease from a bitch who looks like she stains herself with Alli poo. Click here if you don't know what I'm talking about. If I wanted to look like that shit, I'd just cover myself with pizza grease. It's cheaper and smells delicious.
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That orange tanner makes it look like Sam's happy place is radio-active. Or filled with cheetos. But in that case, she would be with Britney, not Lilo.
What the FUCK is going on with her lips???
UGH! I fucking HATE how all these little startwits do that.
UGH UGH UGH!!!
Yikes! I thought that was Brooke Hogan.
(not a good thing)
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Ewwwwwwwwwww. We've said it before -- must suck to be a has-been at 21. Of course she's doing everything she can to remain relevant, including kissing a girl. (It is the way she planned, & she doesn't like it.)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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nevermind the gayelle MK, please post about the supposed brangy break up.
Who ever buys any of this shit doesn't deserve to have money.
What a lovely Dirty Sanchez.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
that looks like a picture straight off the front of a VC Andrews novel
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
MK you are fucking with us right?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "