Stay Gross
HoHan seems to be putting out a line of shit that's near and dear to her heart. She has started a new brand-development firm called "Stay Gold." More like Stay Gross.
HoHan already put a collection of $200 blow job leggings and now she's working on a cheaper line for hookers on a budget. Her new line of bargain leggings will average around $48. Shit. That's still too expensive. She needs to design for her demographic: dirty skanks. If I was her, I would put out a collection of disposable leggings. That way if you get a little jizz on them while on the job, you can just throw that shit in the nearest dumpster.
In addition to more leggings, she's also going to sell a self-tanner. Why the hell would buy tan grease from a bitch who looks like she stains herself with Alli poo. Click here if you don't know what I'm talking about. If I wanted to look like that shit, I'd just cover myself with pizza grease. It's cheaper and smells delicious.
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Speakit! Have we discussed this before? Where in KY?
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I have a pair of Banana Republic leggings that rock. SO SOFT.
I would not recommend Old Navy leggings. They suck, and they shrink up so bad your whole calf shows eventually. Not cute.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by LoLo on September 18, 2008 - 11:05am.
I refuse to wear leggings with out somethging covering my "areas" cause you know... if they aint paying.....
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EXACTLY. If they wants to play they gots to pay.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Submitted by LoLo on September 18, 2008 - 11:05am.
Mrs. K I still wear stuff like that when its cold out.
Nothing wrong with it at all.
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and I'm, um, not too, ya know, old for that look?
Cuz I think it's cute.
Submitted by cake batter on September 18, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Speakit, I love leggings too, and wear them often even though I'm probably too old to pull it off (so what?). But I think Blohan's $200 leggings had like kneepads on them or something? Hence "blowjob leggings."
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OMG Kneepads would so help when I'm cleaning floors.
I'm 36 but look.. I live in KY. Nothing I wear has holes or grease stains so that alone moves me up a few rungs on the local fashion ladder.
Submitted by Stoney on September 18, 2008 - 11:01am.
Damn, it must be hard to be the new "weird" girl with her ass hanging out!
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Oh, it's not that hard once get the hang of it...I mean, or so I'm told.
*cough cough*
*checking to see if my skirt is tucked into my pantyhose*
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Mrs. K I still wear stuff like that when its cold out.
Nothing wrong with it at all.
I refuse to wear leggings with out somethging covering my "areas" cause you know... if they aint paying.....
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
damn , look at Lilo and the other girl's elbows in the link I just posted, ewwwwww
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Target sells leggings for 10 bucks.
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Snowpiece. What a hookah she looks like.. and how did they even begin to remove those stains from her face?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I think she just nuzzled her face into someones ass *looks as Samantha Ronson* Now Samantha, just think, if your ass did this to her face, imagine what your ass is doing to your boxers. mmmkay??
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
yeah no shit. way to rip off the outsiders.
Hum... Lindsay's love for the needle hasn't abated. Her lips are gross...
http://www.nitrolicious.com/blog/2008/05/13/lindsay-lohan-launches-6126-...
gross
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 18, 2008 - 12:57pm.
You evil bitch!! I would run to her office immediately. If she's still tucked, tell her! If not, say nothing so she thinks no one noticed! Damn, it must be hard to be the new "weird" girl with her ass hanging out!
LOL!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 10:26am.
I LIKE LEGGINGS AND I'M NOT A WHORE. STOP IT ALL YOU JELLUS H8ERS!
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I am seriously considering getting a pair, not lindsay's of course. I would wear them under skirts and dresses...or is this look already soooooooo over?
No one wants to see my ass in leggings. Seriously.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
If you can't stay gold, I guess you can stay orange. And skanky.
need a moment off topic:
I work around 100's of people and one older gentleman just came up to me and said:
"You know there are just some things you cannot tell people". I look at him somewhat like where the f*ck is this going, and he continues...
"So I'm leaving the bathroom at the same time as that new weird woman and her skirt is tucked into her hose clear up to her ass". I of course begin to laugh being the biotch that I am and am now wondering If I should call her and ask about the breeze....
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
yeah, because $48 for LEGGINGS is affordable. Idiot.
she has no fucking clue.
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Those crazy nights, I do remember in my youth
I do recall, those were the best times- most of all....
-Journey "Stone in Love"
Nothing Gold Can Stay
Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
-- Robert Frost
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I want to punch her in the gayelle face.
A. S.E. Hinton (or Ralph Macchio) ought to beat a bitch down for appropriating "stay gold."
B. Speakit, I love leggings too, and wear them often even though I'm probably too old to pull it off (so what?). But I think Blohan's $200 leggings had like kneepads on them or something? Hence "blowjob leggings."
C. Why do these dumbasses keep doing that shit to their mouths? NOT SEXAY!
There is a new "blind item" out about this twat. That she's back to drugs.
I have to go find it...
The female equivalent of Homer Simpson's grey muzzle..
--thanks awfully--
Stay Gold...more like Stay Old! If someone walks into a room actually wearing a self tanner that LL designed...best beleive you will here some say "ewww, what stinks?!" And some poor insecure orangey looking teenage girl will be cowering in a corner for the rest of the night.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Good lord, she's orange and fug.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
That girl has the most beautiful eyes
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Brangelina broke up!!!!!
bwahahahhahahaahahahha
there's a rumorz!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on September 18, 2008 - 1:36
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I don't know why, but I get the feeling you're trying to tell us something.
ha ha ha stoney!
Doesnt itlook like maybe she took a bong hit that substituted water for spray tan or something?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Albatross - that's the first thing I thought of too.
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
I also *mustache* wear leggings *mustache* sometimes *mustache*. Why the fuck *mustache* does Hohan *mustache* think she can promote self *mustache* tanner?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by missy on September 18, 2008 - 1:32pm.
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LMAO! You're not helping me.
I am wearing black leggings right now and all of my orafices are penis free.
I so do not wear LL's leggings, 'kay. If I did, I wouldn't be able to afford cigs. **blows smoke at non-legging wearers**
No, you want leggings cheap enough that when they get rips in the knees cuz u been kneeling down too much, you can just take em off & throw em
Stay Gold?
Natures first green was not SKANK BITCH!
Frost and Pony boy should beat her azz!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
but then again I AM a whore...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
speakit i wear leggings sometimes too
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Self-tanner? Are you shitting me? What kind of fool would buy tanner from this greasy ho???
P.S. "Stay Gold" is an insult to anyone who liked The Outsiders.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Who the fuck pays $45-$110 for a pair of fuckin leggings? Seriously I want to know how and why you would do such a thing. They just pill and lose color after time and washing whats the point of $100 leggings if they look the same as the $6.99 ones from Target? I am so confused. I am all about shelling out dough for QUALITY shit but for leggings fuck no. For Lindsay Lohan leggings hell to the fuckin no.
'Smoke 2 joints in the morning, smoke 2 joints at night, smoke 2 more in the afternoon it makes me feel alright. I smoke 2 joints in time of peace and 2 in time of war. I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more.' - Sublime
I LIKE LEGGINGS AND I'M NOT A WHORE. STOP IT ALL YOU JELLUS H8ERS!
seriously, I hate most materials and while I started wearing leggings to be thrifty, I found them to be comfortable, easy to care for etc. What's the big diff between wearing black skinny jeans or black leggings? I have both, but the leggings are more comfy.
lilo should just bump selling those atrocious leggings and just sell her blow job skills...i'm sure she would corner the market on that alone...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Jodie Marsh?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Headin for Shauna Sand territory
HAHAHA Didn't anybody hear that Obama rejected her endorsing him.
WHAT IS THIS PICTURE!?!?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Is this for real? that's like Brit selling Cheetos and frapps, this must all be in MK's head. Esp the part where he brought POOOO into the story, AS USUAL!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by UKer on September 18, 2008 - 5:19pm.
nevermind the gayelle MK, please post about the supposed brangy break up.
JESUS! Are you ever gonna stop telling Porky Pies?
ok not to be difficult or anything, but isn't this a really old photo?
WTF happened to her hair???
One of them has to be blond?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Has she just eaten a turd? Whatta slutmonkey!