Stay Gross
HoHan seems to be putting out a line of shit that's near and dear to her heart. She has started a new brand-development firm called "Stay Gold." More like Stay Gross.
HoHan already put a collection of $200 blow job leggings and now she's working on a cheaper line for hookers on a budget. Her new line of bargain leggings will average around $48. Shit. That's still too expensive. She needs to design for her demographic: dirty skanks. If I was her, I would put out a collection of disposable leggings. That way if you get a little jizz on them while on the job, you can just throw that shit in the nearest dumpster.
In addition to more leggings, she's also going to sell a self-tanner. Why the hell would buy tan grease from a bitch who looks like she stains herself with Alli poo. Click here if you don't know what I'm talking about. If I wanted to look like that shit, I'd just cover myself with pizza grease. It's cheaper and smells delicious.
Ewwwwwwwww @ this chick's upper lip!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sit yo ass down!
Nothing says white trash like black eyeliner.
This "girl" looks older than her mother! It may account for HoHan's gold moustache and soul patch. Some post-menopausal women grow whiskers.
*squints at LezLo picture*
Her mouth is weird. How the hell do you "stain" your face. Not even her face, a partial bit of her face?
Submitted by gucci on September 18, 2008 - 11:41pm.
She would be better off going on late nite to sell Sham-Wows.
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she looks like one of those ugly hooker girls from those lava life late night infamercials.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Someone's been hitting the Restalyne! When your upper lip is suddenly bigger than your lower lip, your not fooling anyone!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
oh god, I need to stay away from Lohan post, just looking at that damaged skin HURTS. She has the beginning of waddle-neck for fucks sake! She's what? 22? And her neck is sagging like a near-50-year-old? Most 40-somethings I know have tighter skin, damn.
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I have to ask... do your fingers really hurt? :)
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haha, when i saw that I thought of.. whats the song on the Beatles White Album that ends with John yelling in a weird voice
"I got blisters on my fingers!"
thats what it reminded me of :)
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Reminded me of Nancy on Weeds trying to get herself off, only to discover all the batteries in the house are dead.
i love that show.
and I bet my guess is the right one. :P~
the caption this picture today is icky. I have a problem with the subjects eyes and mouth. Then I scroll down to this story - SAME THING.
lip injections are bad, just say NO.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on September 18, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by EyeRoll on September 18, 2008 - 6:41pm.
TELL EM WHY YOU MAD SON?!?! Rockwell, many people asked that SAME question many times, yet I still don't know the answer LOL!
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Well, just taking a stab at it here, but if you are holding a conversation with someone in person and it lasts more than two minutes, do you talk about only one topic? Prooooooobabaly not. Human conversations tend to lead from one topic into another.
Of course, if you were talking to someone and you happened to slide off topic and some random third person standing by yelled at you "STAY ON TOPIC!!!" it might be different.
Submitted by EyeRoll on September 18, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Rockwell on September 18, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Why do people continually start conversations that are off topic? How about you trade e-mail addresses and communicate that way.
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how about you ram it up your rosie red rectum and rotate on it?
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TELL EM WHY YOU MAD SON?!?! Rockwell, many people asked that SAME question many times, yet I still don't know the answer LOL!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Submitted by Rockwell on September 18, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Why do people continually start conversations that are off topic? How about you trade e-mail addresses and communicate that way.
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how about you ram it up your rosie red rectum and rotate on it?
Submitted by Hekki on September 18, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Stay Gold? Okay, who is old enough to remember Ralph Macchio uttering these words on his deathbed to C. Thomas Howell in "The Outsiders"?
Anyone?
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Me. Oh and me neither (read the earlier comments). Just don't go off topic or I'll sic Rockwell on you.
Just kidding Rockwell, but if you stick around here long enough you will find that the "OT" argument rears its ugly head again and again and most likely will never be resolved. But it's nice that you tried!
Oh, sorry, I didn't read the first comments which referenced "The Outsiders" and Robert Frost.
Duh.
Stay Gold? Okay, who is old enough to remember Ralph Macchio uttering these words on his deathbed to C. Thomas Howell in "The Outsiders"?
Anyone?
Ok, can I just say that Lindsay Lohan may get (edited to change it to) bad collagen...(see that? I don't even know!) but she NEEDS collagen (arghh!!) cuz she has no lips? I found that out when I was colouring them in *AHEM!*...
I, actually, had to add some here so she din't look totally wonk....she has a nice body and nice eyes...but when you really LOOK at her face (an try to colour it in) she's kinda fug.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I love how that lip collagen makes their mouths look worse than better! LOL! Suckers.
Samantha Ronson must be putting fake tanner on her chocha.....hence the orange mustache Whorhan is sporting in this pic.
Why do people continually start conversations that are off topic? How about you trade e-mail addresses and communicate that way. Nobody wants to sift through all of the unrelated posts. Thank you!
Submitted by angel_i on September 18, 2008 - 5:26pm.
I have black leggings with gold sparkles and grey leggings with silver designs on the side and purple leggings and blue leggings. I pay $5 for my leggings and I wear them to clown around in.
There. I said it.
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((pushes hair from angel's eyes)) Now see? Don't you feel better. Sit down and have some hot cocoa and I'll read you a story.
I have black, blue and gray.
I have black leggings with gold sparkles and grey leggings with silver designs on the side and purple leggings and blue leggings. I pay $5 for my leggings and I wear them to clown around in.
There. I said it.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I think I'll print this picture out, and plaster it on my front door for Halloween. It'll save me money on candy.
No kid is coming near my door with this scarier than the Exorcist-looking twat on my front door.
Submitted by M.E. on September 18, 2008 - 12:50pm.
There is a new "blind item" out about this twat. That she's back to drugs.
I have to go find it...
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OMG please do!!
and I wears leggings! $6.99 @ Target (Black ONLY)
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
good call IG!! ♥♥ I think it is!!
I ♥ the beatles. there is a really good beatles cover band in boston that i see all the time. brad delp of the band boston was the lead singer.. until he offed himself last year! sadness! the band is still good but not AS good. so fun to shake your ass to some beatles tunes all night though!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
missy, I think it's Helter Skelter??
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
LiLo is just display her suction powerlips.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on September 18, 2008 - 2:43pm.
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I have to ask... do your fingers really hurt? :)
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haha, when i saw that I thought of.. whats the song on the Beatles White Album that ends with John yelling in a weird voice
"I got blisters on my fingers!"
thats what it reminded me of :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on September 18, 2008 - 2:43pm.
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I have to ask... do your fingers really hurt? :)
And I agree with you about the leggings.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 18, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 10:26am.
I LIKE LEGGINGS AND I'M NOT A WHORE. STOP IT ALL YOU JELLUS H8ERS!
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I am seriously considering getting a pair, not lindsay's of course. I would wear them under skirts and dresses...or is this look already soooooooo over?
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Personally, I don't care if it's "over." I have a few pair of leggings (NOT gold--sick shit), and I still wear them with skirts or dresses. I think they're really cute with the right look, and I'm gonna keep on wearing them!
That being said, I would never pay more than $12 for leggings, and even if Lohan's cost $1, I wouldn't buy that shit. No, thanks.
To bad she went to the other team, looking at those lips I would bet she could give one hell of a bj.
I wouldn't buy anything this bitch sells.
Submitted by cake batter on September 18, 2008 - 1:23pm.
I love Belinda Carlisle, lol.
I wear heels or boots. But I'm a diva like that. Plus, I have short legs, so flats won't do.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 1:28pm.
I think that's a good idea. I used to live off of Hurstbourne, & when the power's out, it's nuts.
We may have to do lunch!
*Sigh.* Huber's. I used to do a Christmas show at Joe Huber's place (NOT the winery) for years. Haven't been back since. It was always a good time. I should take my kiddo up there.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I'm more into yoga pants than leggings though. But fuck if I'm paying 50 for some leggings. I can get 3 pairs of jeans at WalMart for 50 bucks, this bitch must be buggin'
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
@ stoney
that would require taking the stairs so I opted for the whole let someone else tell her choice
LOL
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 18, 2008 - 2:23pm.
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My mom lives near Iroquois park, she's still out. Most of my in-laws live in Shively, they still don't have power. I have a friend in Okolona and she's still out too. I may play it on the safe side and call some places before I head out.
If you ever want to meet for lunch, just let me know!
I'm super excited about my annual fall trip to Huber's Orchard. Love that place.
@LoLo: :)
Submitted by Stoney on September 18, 2008 - 12:18pm.
I wear tunic tops, short dresses, long sweaters and sweater coats with my leggings.
Me too, and little flats. It makes me feel very 80s/Belinda Carlisle. Shut up, I like that!
Speakit: I don't remember hearing about nearly as many accidents on Hurstbourne this AM, which leads me to believe they may have been restored. It's random, though. I'm downtown. We have people in our office from all around the city & S. IN. Most are w/o power still, although my house never lost it.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by weenielover on September 18, 2008 - 2:49pm.
maybe LOHO has been huffin' some Rustoleum??
HA HA HA
When I first read that i was like NUH UH WEENIE LOVER I HAZ NOT.... then i REread it aand was like ohhhhhhhh Lohan not lolo Drrrrrr.
Now it does look like ive been sniffing somethig cause i say so many speshul things.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 18, 2008
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GET OUT!! NO way. I'm going there tomorrow. Have some errands to run. Do you know if the businesses around Hurstbourne Ln. have power yet?
maybe LOHO has been huffin' some Rustoleum??
I wear tunic tops, short dresses, long sweaters and sweater coats with my leggings.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I like leggings (without knee pads, lol). The only things I DON'T like about them are when people who are out of shape wear them without something covering up the problem areas, and that they make you STANK after a hard day. EW
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Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Me too. To the north. I work in the 'ville, though.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 18, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Speakit! Have we discussed this before? Where in KY?
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Nope. I was discussing it with Aquarius and Angry Mom, though. A small town, nearest big city is Louisville.
Leggings worn the right way are AGELESS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I used to get that same line around my lips whenever I drank a lot of red Kool-Aid.
First, whoever pays $48 for some of lohan hocker wear is a idiot and im not even goin to say what I think about the ones that pay $200
Second, Hohan looks nasty on that pic ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 18, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by LoLo on September 18, 2008 - 11:05am.
I refuse to wear leggings with out somethging covering my "areas" cause you know... if they aint paying.....
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EXACTLY. If they wants to play they gots to pay.
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I just wear tunic tops when I wear mine. I wasn't joking about that a few days ago when I said tunic tops are my ass's best friends.