Hilary Swank Had A Growth Removed
Hilary Swank went to the hospital to get her peen some kind of growth removed off of some part of her body and her manager wants us to know about it. The growth he's talking about is not Chad Lowe.
Her manager told People that she started “experiencing some discomfort and went to see her doctor, who prescribed an immediate course of action that included a brief hospitalization to remove a small, benign growth. Her condition has been resolved and there are no continuing health issues, with the exception of some short-term rest and recuperation."
Okay, but is her poop banana-shaped? Because that's important!
I'm was curious to know what kind of "growth" Hilary had removed, so I decided to google "benign growth" and I really wish I didn't. Don't look at the things I've just seen. Don't click here. And if you do, don't look at the second one.
Hopefully, while Hilary was in the hospital they operated on her hair too.
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HEY if I had a third nipple, I'd get an implant behind that bitch.
speakit : I know "nubbin" from Friends I think, Chandler had a third nip. I am not a Friends fanantic but I think that was it.
It was sad, my bf's one, was not fully developed, LMAO....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by snowpiece on September 18, 2008 - 11:40am.
ewwww Speak it, my ex had a nubbin, ewwwwww
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wait.. what? is a nubbin another name for it or is that something else?
where was it? did it have feeling? I've never seen one.
now she looks like a blonde monkey girl
of course i clicked...goiters scare me. Remember the Seinfeld episode when Elaine meets the old woman with the goiter who had an affair with Ghandi? good times...
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 18, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Matt Damon does not look good with pink lipstick
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lmao HOOOO HAAAA! I'm fuckin' Matt damon, LMAO
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Great. Now can they remove the fug?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Matt Damon does not look good with pink lipstick
Glad the growth was removed
Growth...that word is yucky
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Sugar Magnolia
ewwww Speak it, my ex had a nubbin, ewwwwww
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Why does she keep cutting her hair all short? She looks like an 8 year old boy! She's going to get porked by priests!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 18, 2008 - 11:35am.
speakit
Jebus! Don't yell at me!!! Why you yellin?
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Sorry, I couldn't hear. Third nipple in my ear.
Speak it.. Uh, Fuck yes I want to se that! Do you know who you are talking to. I have 3 nipples! lol..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
TOPANGA I hope everything is ok, you will be on the dlisted "thoughts" list. But seriously, I'm glad you know it's benign.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
maybe they removed her neatherthal brain. she had been craving monkey meat
Submitted by oklahoma on September 18, 2008 - 11:33am.
speak it! spill it!
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I really don't want to discuss it but I have a supernumerary nipple in a pickle jar. Wanna see?
AAAHHHH WTF is that picture (not Hilary) Why did I click?
UNICORN CHASER
http://www.flickr.com/photos/14401624@N03/1468306531/
she looks terrible with short hair. she has chuckie face already.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
On a serious note I'm having a a "growth" (actually it's a benign lump) removed from under my arm and my left breast in the next couple of weeks. Remember ladies to feel your boobies (or get your man to do it for you, that's always funner). October is National Breast Cancer Awareness month. Carry on....=)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
speakit
Jebus! Don't yell at me!!! Why you yellin?
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Her publicist issued this press release because we care?
Newflash - we dont' give a flying monkey turd.
Why ae there two brad pitt posts today MK?
Now he is getting his dick removed?
I thought he was always packing bagina in his panties
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Hilary, short hair isnt your friend
that chin? the thing on the end of her nose? what!?!?!?!
oh and fuck you MK, LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
speak it! spill it!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Also, I hate you MK for making me look at that shit. LOL!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 18, 2008 - 11:31am.
speakit,
i hope "everything" is "ok".
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OMG STAY OUT OF MY PRIVATE LIFE.
For serious, why the fuck did her publicist release that information? No one cares, duh!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Thanks for the warning not to click there. Oddly enough I am almost curious enough to do so but I have experienced severe eye searing trauma in the past by clicking on your links in the past (note the hemorrhoid link).
LOL...I am no longer addicted to nicotine. I have replaced it with your site!!! You are hilarious! Thanks for giving me something to laugh about.
Never mind the growth, SHE is benign.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
ugh. she has such a butter face!!!!
speakit,
i hope "everything" is "ok".
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
I had 'something' wrong and I went 'somewhere' to have it fixed. I was fine before, and I'm still fine. I just wanted you all to know that.
Dick meet scalpel
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!