Can You Feel The Passion?
You are witnessing Tommy Girl and his Stepford wife awkwardly holding each other the first time in days. They save these precious moments for when dozens of paparazzi are around. This is about as passionate as a boiled turnip laying in a pile of crusty oatmeal. I've hugged my always constipated accountant with more affection. Seriously, he's always constipated and lets me know about it. Imagine hugging someone you know is having trouble taking a dump. Exactly. It's still sexier than Tommy Girl uncomfortably embracing Stepford Katie.
You can tell that Tommy Girl is totally "ewwwwwing' inside at the thought of getting that close to a vagina owner. He's trying to picture E.T.'s head on David Beckham's oiled-up body. Obviously, it didn't work.
Here's more of these two alien dykes failing at fooling all of us while leaving Katie's dress rehearsal for "All My Sons." And you know John Travolta is getting off on Tommy Girl's barley sweat stained pits. He likes to lick......I'll stop.
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On topic: If she can't fake a decent hug for her "husband" then how on earth did anyone give her a job acting on Broadway? This chick has gotta make Tori Spelling look like Dame Judi Dench...
Did TC have work done or lose weight or something? He looks five years younger than the last picture I saw. Like Top Gun young. Scerrrrrry.
My, my... how the mighty have fallen.
Why doesn't Tommy just fade away into obscurity???
He (and the public) would be much happier that way.
True, Tom's head might explode from the trauma caused by his loss of fame, but in the end, it might show him just how demented Scientology is and how badly it has exploited/dictated his life.
Oh, and Suri? She is going to be hell on wheels a few years down the road. A kid can spot a fake from a mile away.
WOAW!!!! What happened to him in those last two photos? I looks like Xenu came down and turned him into a really hot guy. Specially the last photo, almost doesn't even look like him. If he looked liked that all the time I'd hit it...well, hit it more than usual.
And by the way, who the fuck sweats through a blazer? Look at that pit puddle.
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Ouch, Tommy Girl is not looking good. Is it just me or does he looks like he's had a few too many nips of his neck wrinkles done and restylane?
She's lucky Tommy Girl considered her for his next faux wife because her time in Hollyweird was up. The bitch can't act.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 18, 2008 - 7:03pm.
It's Leech Woman and it's up on Youtube
Sadness, went on Amazon and it's only available in the format that can't be played on UK DVD.
On topic: I'd like to hear a MST3K commentary on these two.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
chris e - i looked at her blog and agree - totally "katie". the jawline, her nose. talented chick, though - she should seriously consider acn acting career. i think she's got more moxie than katiebot.
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These two fucktards really think they've got everyone fooled don't they? LMAO.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 18, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Thank you so much.I had forgotten what it was called. I'm off now to watch it.
Thanks again!!
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
Well, this is a first! I don't recall ever seeing a man wear a blue belt to match his jeans. Is this for real or am I color blind?
Tammy looks good and it's obvious she has had some 'work done' very recently. Whether it was another facelift(note the barely visible scars in the side view photo) or liposculpture or both only her plastic surgeon knows for sure.
But she still looks like a 50 year old homosexual trying to look 16!
Submitted by Old sparky on September 19, 2008 - 2:52am.
She looks nothing like Tom Cruise either. She looks like her dad. Josh Hartnett.
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Submitted by lizzieb on September 19, 2008 - 3:00am.
It's Leech Woman and it's up on Youtube. They have tons of eps on youtube. I just finished watching The Brain That Wouldn't Die for the 5,644th time.
"Give me the leather pouch!"
"You ARE the leather pouch!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 19, 2008 - 2:44am.
OMG! I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT! Somebody HAS to upload it for me! Between Supernatural, NCIS, and Lost in Austen, I don't know what I'm going to do!
TS, I'm convinced it's the shape of her head. And her nose. If you check her blog, I think the girl in the first picture is "Katie."
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 18, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Is that Mystery Theatre 3000? The same one that did the comentaries of B movies? I saw one once where this woman kept killing men for their pineal (sp?) glands! I would so love to see that again.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
that last thumbnail...i can see the alien from within...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
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mrs. k,
you know what stranger shit has happened, and if she was already pregnant when she met tom, then hopefully she can take his ass to court and get full custody. If shes not found dead from a malfunction or "suicide" as people who go against tom usually end up found.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I wouldn't be surprised if he beat her -- his father was abusive and that sort of thing tends to rub off.
But if he is successful... that's another matter. Somehow I imagine him beating Katie as being like a hamster bouncing insanely at a Great Dane. The hamster is angry, but doing no damage.
suri looks nothing like chris klein
the katie closet is fakery (but good, and entertaining). something about the smile, or the teeth, the lips... seems off. and i think she's way too robotized or fearful to actually have a rant like that and tape it...
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CHRIS E! TONIGHT IS THE BIG NIGHT! I'm so excited, I can hardly stand it!
On topic: I have nothing to say -- the fakery of these 2 is far too apparent.
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Submitted by City Barbie on September 19, 2008 - 2:39am.
I'm sure it is. This is probably just some brilliant stunt by Anonymous.
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Yeah Chris E, you're probably right about the surveillance. It would be just like him to put it in the closets too, except his of course. He's gotta have a place to play doctor w/John Travolta after all. Fucking brilliant impersonation though if it's not her though. I wonder if that Scientology book is real. Hmmmm
OMG. i can't tell you the last time i'd seen MST3K. FOREVER, probably. that clip was great, and then i started watching some of the shorts... the Gumby Robot one almost made me piss my pants. ...I'd forgotten how snarky and funny that show was!
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Submitted by TypicalSituation on September 19, 2008 - 2:33am.
Dude! Nobody can watch that clip just once!
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chris e - thanks, i'll check it out. i mistakenly clicked the youtube link on your sig line (thought it was the katie link) and have been watching MST3K clips for the past 15 minutes - fucking AWESOME!
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Yeah I found them. Thanks! Typical Situation, go to youtube and search "fromacloset."
I REALLY don't think it's her. Face isn't long enough. Looks like Kirsten Dunst in a wig. Besides, Tom probably has 24 hour surveillance on his investment.
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Chris E, the quickest way to get to it is go back to yesterday's Afternoon Crumbs w/Kiki Dunst and the monkey. Go down to the one that says "Katie Stepford's Secret Closet - CityRag" and click on it. You can watch the clips from there. Let me know what you think.
can anyone scream "SHAM"??? and the sweaty pits are NAST. can't he control that somehow?
i love this thread and the conspiracy theories, btw! i seriously hope katie isn't getting beat (but maybe she's putting the smack down on tommy girl...) city barbie - link to the katie rants, please!
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 18, 2008 - 10:10am.
I truly believe she was pregnant when they met.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
maybe he is losing weight cause he knows he is going to need to entrap another katie #2 when she files for divorce.
*fingers crossed*
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Hey Mrs k!
well josh harnett also doesnt look like suri, I swear its not like im making things up but when I see suri, for me she looks like a total mini me clone of tom, they look identical. However, if anyone, ANYONE at all could be suris dad, then she will be better of when its time to cut ties with that nuthouse. Why cant Katie be a fucking mom, she looks SO controlled and so defeated its pathetic.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
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Found it! She looks a lot like her, but I really don't think it's her.
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Oh, for fuck's sake. These two seriously look like they're just meeting for the first time! Enough with the charade already. I've hugged my mother more passionately than this...
He's lost weight because he knows it's over and he's losing/has lost control over Katie. He's sweating because he knows he's going to get a beatdown when they get behind closed doors. All I can say is I hope she has/can afford a good aggressive lawyer. There's gonna be a shit storm for sure here soon. Oh, and has anyone seen the Katie closet rants on YouTube?? They're hilarious but scary sad at the same time. Either this chick is a brilliant impersonator or...it's Katie. What do you guys think?
Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 18, 2008 - 10:02am.
Josh Hartnett
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
chris e,
I fully believe they looks alive. Tom and Suri have the same hair , eye and skin coloring. Furthermore if you pay attention to Suri's nose, she had a wide bridge, it looks exactly the baby version of Toms adult nose. Chris Klein has none of Suris complextion, not the hair, eyes, nothing, not even the damn freckles, Chris looks like he is from another family altogether not even a distant cousin resemblance to Suri. And forget about magazine pics because of what you said, everyone in a mag gets photoshopped, look at the pics of Suri at the park, the day to day shit where its how she looks, in those pics you can clearly see the nose resemblance, and chris klein has a very refined nose, shit its more feminine than even katies nose, so like i said, i know people want to believe it aint toms kid, but from the public outings theyve had, those pics make her and tom look like dad and daughter. And if tom turns out not to be her father, than even all the better for the little girl when later in life she rebels and leaves that shit behind.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
NYApples, you have GOT to be kidding that kid never looked like him except in that mag spread and that was after 3 days of photoshopping and a beat Elvis wig.
Dude, put down the KoolAid!
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I know I am the exception, but in the last picture I think he looks hot. He looks like one of those 1950 gay fashionable men, with the sly look of "I know I look hot". Lets face it, Tom maybe extremely irritating but he is a handsome man. Not everyone thinks he is handsome, but a good deal do or else he wouldnt have had the level of a career he did. I fully believe Suri is his baby because she looks entirely like him, and not Katie, and especially not Chris Klein whose features are completely nothing like Suris. This however is a shame marriage, and i wonder why Tom feels the need to put up the pretenses. Maybe he is gay, and maybe he is not, but he could be either or and be single. George Clooney and many other male stars, have done the marriage shtick and later in life just stuck to relationships without it leading to marriage. The only one who really is going to be effected by all this, is Suri, I use to feel bad for Katie, but she is an adult, grow a pair and think of your daughter bitch. Its so disturbing all around.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Is she shrinking?
And when I say "she" I am referring to Tommy Girl, of course.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 18, 2008 - 9:00am.
I have been saying since the first Katie's jeans post that I think he beats her, and that is why she wears long sleeves in the heat.
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I just figured out who Katebot looks like! Remember on Sex and the City when Samantha puts on the Rachel Welch wig to bust Richard's ass? That's the look Katebot is sporting these days as she pretends to love up her employer for the cameras. These two are amazing - I can't get enough of them and the curious Surious... When is the truth about this charade gonna surface?
His dad was abusive verbally and physically, but who knows.
Did you see those pictures of her going to rehearsals and there's a bruise on her neck? Ent points it out at CDAN. Maybe that explains why she's always dressed like it's mid-October in Medicine Hat.
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they need to practice their PDA....Man, i feel sorry for Katie.....
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 18, 2008 - 11:48am.
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I think he's a yeller.
Emotional. Irrational. Controlling.
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angel, you bring up an interesting point. Do you guys think he beats her? Or abuses her verbally and physically. I mean it's pretty much a given there's psychological abuse going on, but, well, you think?
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Feeling passion, no, my breakfast coming up, yes.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I've had more public intimacy with brief acquaintances - with and without alcohol