Thursday, September 18th 2008

Irv Richards Is Coming Back!

The most patient pepaw on reality TV is coming back. Yes, that means his slutty robot daughter, Denise Richards, is also joining him. Denise told UsWeekly that her reality shit show "I'm Constipated" has been renewed for a second season. Yay! Another season of baby whorin' and pig pimpin'!

Denise said: "It's coming back for another season. We start filming in a few months."

She also confirmed that Irv is the real star of the show. "He was driving home on the freeway and a group of girls had him roll down his window and they yelled, 'I love your show!"

That's right. HIS show. Irv is just nice enough to let Denise have a supporting role in it.

Of course, Denise also used the time with UsWeekly, to comment on not commenting about Charlie, his knocked up wife. She said: "I am not commenting on that situation. I hope one day get to a place but I'm not commenting right now."

In case you missed that, she's not commenting. She's not. You know that little c-word was dancing around her tongue, just waiting to pop out. She soooo wanted to blurt, "They're both CUNTS and they're baby is going to be a prostitute tranny!" Hey, she's the one who said it....under her breath. Not me. And it's always bothered me that Denise says "prostitute tranny" instead of "tranny prostitute."

Posted by: Michael K


Justina's picture

I'll put up with Denise if it means MORE IRV!!!!!

MORE IRV!!!! YEY!!!!

What!?! I thought it was cancelled. I only saw clips on "the soup" but this time I'm going to make an effort to watch every episode.

Yay! Irv rules!!!! I luv him..I can't help it.

Yessss! Although she might not be super sweet and cuddly, I like Denise. She's **real**. Warts 'n all. And I adore Irv:) Soooo, welcome back u2, plus Sam/Lola/assorted menagerie.

suze's picture

Submitted by AmberWaves on September 18, 2008 - 10:09am.
I just want to know who she sucked off to get another season

LMFAO!

You KNOW she did!

I'm bored with you now.

Bondagebarbie's picture

I hate to say this but I would do her

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I just want to know who she sucked off to get another season.

Cindyloo's picture

No, No, NO!!!!! I don't want that show back on the air.

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snowpiece's picture

dramz: I went back and edited. You are not dumb! ♥♥♥
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dramaqueen365247's picture

Snow: Sun., 9/28, 8:00 PM

Edited because I didn't scroll down far enough to see the rest of your message. DUH!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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snowpiece's picture

good morning drama ♥, how are things with you?
I need some Phil in my life, when will the new TAR start!?!?! any clues.

ok it's in 10 days WOO HOO I answered my own query! can't wait!

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dramaqueen365247's picture

Good morning, Snowy girl, my little gumdrop!

On topic: Once a whore, always a whore.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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meadowgirl's picture

YEEEEEEEEEES!!!! *fist pump!* i am so fucking happy this shit is back on the boob tube!!! i love pepaw Irv!

only my dad is fucking cooler and handsomer than Big Irv! *LOL*

oklahoma's picture

Snowpiece.. NOOO, now I"M thinking about Cisco Adler.. well, I always think of him, but now I have an excuse to talk about him.. haha

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

snowpiece's picture

thanks Lo and Okie, now I am thinking about Cisco Adler...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

LoLo's picture

HA HA HA! Doesnt she have the perfect cheeks for storing nuts?

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oklahoma's picture

Lolo said Nuts!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

LoLo's picture

My apologies to chipmunks who store purity nuts for the winter.
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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Irv seems like an ok dude. Therefore, I offer my sympathies that he has a psycho hooker for a daughter.

dramaqueen365247's picture

Well, sure, let's reward another misbehaving, talent-free has been. Blohan, Shitney, Parisite, KardASSian, & now this whore.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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oklahoma's picture

Oh I'm totally ticked, due to th face that I went to pick up my film at CVS yesterday, and they did NOT have the holy magazine tht talked about the Whornado of a house Jolie keeps.. WTF.. huh, Explain this to me..

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

speakit's picture

I don't CARE. Right now all I care about is why I have a twitch in my eye and why Lolo insulted chipmunks.

Perezs Fired Stylist's picture

I'm bored already with these scripted "reality" shows. They just stage so-called issues and events for the retarded celebrities to get through, like we care. Pam Anderson doesn't show her kids on her show (not even their faces). This skank, Denise Richards doesn't do anything with her kids on the show. New York Goes to Hollywood is all actors and scripts- it's B O R I N G!

Sitcoms phased out because they were all repeats of one another and now reality TV is on it's way out. TV sucks, it's all about Netflix for me.

Silvara0428's picture

not watching this crapola!

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The C word's picture

Why??

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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.

LoLo's picture

The coffee here today tastes like airline coffee.

Irv how about a retroactive snip-snip for your love vein on the old penis thingie you got going on there? Hmmmm old buddy?

Or at least do the world a favor and smother this ho bag chipmunk looking bitch face while she is a sleep?

Thanks for your help. Its the least you could do for raising this waste of space hooker.
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