Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin'
Good morning! How did you do sleep? Like shit? Yeah, me too. Hopefully, this video of Vadge falling on her memaw ass in concert can cheer you up a bit. Your mother might have told you it wasn't nice to laugh at people when they fall on their muscled-up asses, but she was lying. It is funny and it's ok to laugh. If you don't, one of Vadge's muscles will deflate and you don't want that.
If I were you, I'd watch the video with the sound turned off. The sounds coming from it aren't pretty and it made my dog hide under the couch. And I'm pretty sure that guitar is getting sexually violated in public. I'm surprised the guitar didn't break from Vadge rubbing her roided-up vagina and ass cheeks all over it. I also think that's what it looks like when she does sexy times with Guy Ritchie. He just lies there like the guitar, paralyzed with fear.
She used to pose nude and dance in titty bars. I guess she's getting back to her roots.
I'm a year younger than her, and was a struggling musician in NYC right when she hit it big. I used to hear stories from people in the biz about how she used them and moved on. Not such a nice person.
BTW, you can still be relevant in music at 50 without making a fool out of yourself. I have more respect for Courtney Love than I have for her.
WTF was the point of that? Why was she humping a guitar? And why was her back to the audience most of the time?
She looked like a dog humping some poor fools leg, not hot. I felt like I should have given her some privacy. She's too old for that sh-t. And her show sounds like crap.
That was icky and embarrassing
D Listers... I dont get it?? Was she humping the guitar?? And was it supposed to be funny??? Becas it was but gross also....Or was it intended to be sexy?? Becas it wasn't.......I never liked her...I don't get her appeal at all....help me
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I'm sorry, but she's getting too old to be acting like that! She's just making a fool of herself.
No wonder she doesn't let her kids watch TV. She doesn't want them to see what a stupid old whore she is!
Ahahahahaha... what the hell is she doing? To hell with the fall, the rest of that was comedy gold.
i can't believe i waited all day to watch that. it was very anticlimactic MK. i thought it was a real fall, like on the scale of those Destiny's Child girls.
What. The. Fuck. Was. That?! Forget her ass falling down, she looked like she was being electrocuted when she doing all that thrusting, or was she having a seizure?
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Wow, I don't make moves like that unless I'm in the bedroom or the back room of a Mexican bar. Tee hee hee.
I doubt she could play "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on the guitar. She is a fucking embarrassment and shouldn't be allowed to touch a musical instrument. There's some poor kid out there with true talent who can't afford a guitar and she is desecrating one night after night. Sigh.
Bahahahaha!!! That made my year. What a silly old fart she is
What the fuck is she doing?
Cause she sure ain't playing that poor poor guitar
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Seriously, what the fuck is she doing to that guitar?
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It's good to see Madonna fall on her ass. She deserved it after dry-raping that poor guitar!
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Submitted by AmberWaves on September 18, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Cher and Tina Turner are amazing.
They are both still completely relevant. The fact that they pay homage to their early career without completely pissing all over it and making a fool of themselves.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
WOW! That some serious bumping and grinding on the poor guitar....gross!
It looked like she did it on purpose to me. Like she jumped on the ground.
She'll never be Janet Jackson! That was terrible! I saw Janet last night at the Staples Center... AMAZING!!!
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You never go ass to mouth!
That was even more embarrassing than the Holy Rollers video that MK posted yesterday.
Horrible, cringe-worthy, and pathetic.
It looked, and sounded, like something that you would find at a high school talent show.
Talentless hack!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Like she's actually playing the guitar. Thats why's there's 3 back up guitarists.
Yuck! That fall was not worth sitting threw this old hags humping on a guitar...does she have some deep desire to be a guy that is trying to "nail" something? Or maybe she's showing the world how she gives it to Guy...teehee
Nasty. Funny altough it is to see her go arse over tit, the watching her - do what exactly- to an innocent instrument was horrid. MY EYES!
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DISCLAIMER:
Since Madonna is a few years younger than myself, now is the time to mention, not all 50 somethings dress up in weird ass outfits, attempt impressing others with talentless guitar playing, nor gyrate on one. And if we did, we would at least practice in front of a mirror, to get the look down.
Wow, that was disguisting. I don't think Courtney Love would even do that! And to think I used to be a fan...
wtf was that????
She's awesome, and love Hard Candy
MK that video made up for the shitty week I've had.
Why the hell was this dried up prune humping the guitar on stage? What a hag.
Too bad she didn't break her neck on the way down.
Surprised her aged ass didn't break a hip.
And a megaewwwwwwww to that guitar-humping routine. Sorry Vadge, this ain't your youth anymore and you aren't shocking any longer. You just look like an old lady who got a little crazy and is trying to be "sexy"... oh wait, that's what ou are.
Kind of sad that that's all she can do onstage, and she thinks people actually want to see it.
I would have felt like a complete ass for shelling out $200 to watch this caca. As soon as she pulled this shit, i would have quietly exited the stadium and never brought up the subject of madonna ever again.
did she just masturbate on stage? Ewww
That was the most stupid, unappealing thing I've ever seen, truly. Why in the world would a woman act like she was humping a guitar? And why in the world would idiots in the audience cheer that? Why does Madonna earn millions of dollars for this shit? Those are the metaphysical questions for the century.
I've watched that video 3 times and I still can't figure out what in the hell she's doing.
WHAT IS SHE DOING?
I can't stand that woman. Even when she first came out in the 80's when I was a young thing.
Even back then, I knew she was a desperate hoe.
She's like one of those girls you went to school with who thought if she acted sexy and slept around, everyone would like her.
Now as a mom, I find her a hypocrite as shes out writing childrens book and talking about how she doesn't let her kids watch tv because of the smut that's on it. BUT yet she has no problem putting her shit out there for our kids to see.
She's pathetic.
Actually thats funier than shit! That old blister is going to need some serious fucking ibuprofin in the morning!! At which rest home was this filmed?
WHADDAFEKK?
Talk about rock and a hard place!
Send the guitar to a therapist now. In fact, send me too, I feel visually abused.
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She fell like an old lady! Neener!
Also, what the heellllllll was she doing to the guitar? She looked like an old man trying to secretly fuck a bush in a public park.
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Les Paul issued this statement after seeing the video: "I now regret having developed the solid-body guitar."
So embarassing,she has no idea what it means to age gracefully.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ahhhhh, the irony. Everything Madonna has ever done in her life (professional and otherwise) is out of fear of being irrelevant and un-noticed. Had she quit when she was "ahead", she MAY have left a respectable entertainment legacy.
But now, she has self-fulfilled that fear, and is a living parody of herself. She is irrelevant.
Madonna's not going to be able to pull off shows during her golden years like Cher can.
There is nothing appealing about watching a 50 year- old airfuck a guitar.
but.seriously.folks, he didn't say she was boring, he said she was no acrobat. But he also pointed out that the sex was GOOD. Basically calling her out on her shtick, the way only dennis rodman could do. Would you believe it if say, guy richie would say so the day they're divorced?
yea I read that book, that's what happens with you live in the Orient as a kid and no books are available in your language.
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dang, her legs got flung up high in the air, ahahahaaaa
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on September 18, 2008 - 9:41am.
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I knew she had "played drums" which always sounded fucking laughable, since she just doesn't have a serious musicianship about her. Never did. She's a pop & dance entertainer, who is so lost in her own ego that she can't see herself, how silly she looks, from the public perspective.
I've fallen.....and I caaaaaaan't get up!
and yeah that was mechahorrendous
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that whole stage scene is awkward.
the guitar playing business is phonier than her accent.
here's madonna recording her next big hit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ4fQlZ3Frg
Submitted by SakeBomb on September 18, 2008, 9:53am:
"So she learned guitar a couple albums ago..."
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Actually, Madge's fumbling with the guitar dates back to the very beginning of her career. The fact that she hasn't improved much since then speaks to her lack of musical talent.
Her on-stage antics are getting more and more embarrassing with each passing year. It's time grandma became a little more dignified. Truth is, this is a woman who's in complete denial about her age... not appealing.
She is repulsive.
What the hell was that dried up prune doing?? Prince fucks with guitars much better than that. Is that the best she can do? No wonder Dennis Rodman said she was boring in bed.
Lourdes, Rocco, David...come get your mother!
ummm.... what the hell was that? I think she forgot she was onstage. That happens when you're old.
That was SO sad to watch. I would have more respect for her if she retired and lived her life far away from the public eye.
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