It Was Research For A Movie Role
You know what they say? A family that gets high on meth together, stays together! Stays together in jail, I mean.
Ryan O'Neal, 67, and his son Redmond, 24, were busted in Los Angeles this morning on suspicion of meth possession. The police were doing a probation search at Ryan's house in Malibu when they found a vial of meth in Ryan's room. They searched Redmond and also found a little meth on him.
Ryan should have copied his daughter, Tatum, and said: "Um...we're researching a movie role. It's called 'The Tatum O'Neal' story and we're playing ourselves."
Both of them are currently in jail on $10,000 bail.
Just add this to Redmond's meth resume. Last year, he was arrested in Malibu for DUI and posession of meth and heroin. In 2005, he was put on probation after he was busted for coke and meth posession. Farrah Fawcett must be beaming with pride!
Ryan was arrested last year for attacking his son Griffin with a fireplace poker.
Now we know what to get the O'Neal family for Christmas, a build-your-own meth lab kit! It's something the whole family can do together!
Source: TMZ
I feel sorry for Farrah. She has to deal with this dumb twat and cancer too. And Ryan is/has always seemed like an a-hole.
67 years old and still taking meth?What a loser! This guy is the worst paernt ever.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm left wondering if Lyle Lovett ever donated to a sperm bank... And if Farrah Fawcett ever owned a turkey baster.
It's on the cards y'know. Lyle probably thought "with a head like this I ain't never gonna get laid" naturally. And vice versace with Farrah and the turkey baster.
I bet that bitch yodels like Elly May Clampett.
I DEMAND DNA ON REDMOND!
I love it when these dramatic stories come out! I love to write this type of dramatic shit! But no one would buy this shit if I wrote it myself! They think it's: "Unbelievable and a little unrealistic. These things you write about don't really happen in real life. We need something more relatable." Seriously? FUCK!!!!!!
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Ryan O'Neal is just looking for a comeback & a reality show. Will see him on oprah next month. myspace.com/davi_tv
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on September 17, 2008 - 2:39pm.
YOU HOT SLUT!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
thats some fucked up shit
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The war isn't working.
This family is in big trouble with a capital T.
I'm going to make sure that they sign up for "The Way International" dance contest.
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Let's see, Ryan O'Neal had four kids: Two with his first wife, one with his second wife Leigh Taylor Young, and one with his baby momma Farrah.
His first son, Griffin was in that boating accident which caused the death of Francis Coppola's son; Tatum is a crack head who lost custody of her kids, you never hear anything about his son with LTY, and Redmond has been a druggie since the age of 12. Some batting average. More's the pity that this father sees nothing wrong with getting high with his son.
Good thing Leigh Taylor Young kept her son away from that circus.
Meth? The worst thing Daddy Voight found in James Haven's room was a Playboy magazine and it wasn't even his, it was Angie's!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 17, 2008 - 7:16pm.
LOL!!! Too funny.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 17, 2008 - 8:51pm.
I like Gene Simmons and his kids! But the mom and aunt really are bitches, not so closeted. Shannon's got major attitude. The family portrait Gene arranged, or that hula lesson in Hawaii -- maybe not the most fun things in the world but not half as terrible as she made it sound.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 17, 2008 - 7:51pm.
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Oh, snap!
And oh yes, she did....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by speakit on September 17, 2008 - 8:53pm.
OMG Angel! LOL! I swear when I saw his pic, I thought of Alfred E. Neuman!!
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You made me think: Secret love child?
DAYUM! Farrah Fawcett is that boy's mommy!
Wha'happen'?
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OMG Angel! LOL! I swear when I saw his pic, I thought of Alfred E. Neuman!!
His son looks like a Mad Magazine caricature of his own self!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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Submitted by r5bales on September 17, 2008 - 12:52pm.\
IMO I don't think the good kids are the exceptions, I think we only see the idiots, because they are the ones who are screwing up. Gene Simpson's kids,..."
Uhh, do you mean Gene Simmons kids? 'Cause unfortunately, we see those two self-satisfied and completely-delusional-about-their-own-ability-to-be-amusing-or-even-remotely-funny twats on A&E every week...along with their Mother and Aunt who are raging closeted bitches who also think they are undiscovered comediennes, as well as their Dad, who I never thought I would feel sorry for but suddenly do.
They might be dumb, but they both have a PH.D. in Methology.
Is it just me or does Redmond look a bit like Tatum's rage-machine ex, John McEnroe?
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
Redmond has "meth face" and has obviously been using that drug for several years. This is the first time I've seen his pic but he looks like a combination of his dad and mom. As for Ryan O'Neal, at almost 70 years old, there is no chance of drug rehabilitation.
Trash.
Tatum & her brother by O'Neil's first wife never stood a chance. Their mom was a hardcore druggie and boozer before she died of it young. They had it rampant on both sides.
You'd hope that the youngest with Farrah would of stood a chance. Guess not.
And there simply isn't any excuse for a 67y/o to be messing with meth. Didn't this asshole knock out his own kids teeth in a fight years ago?
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
For a good looking guy he sure has funny looking kids.
what the ufckityfuck is wrong with these mutts??
No gOD damn self discipline.
Ok, um, excuse my beauty once again (I have a lot of beauty to excuse...What? YOU WHORES DON'T KNOW MY FACE!), but 67 and doing meth? I mean, Ok, if you live in rural Mississppi, subsist on squirrel brains and eggs cuz without your teef you can't eat much else and even with teef, you can't afford much better, but Hollywood royalty (even as far as it's fallen)????...FUCKING METH? At least just do coke, even Heroin (ugh), but METH???? I mean, meth is so white trash, it makes crack not even really that ghetto anymore....
But at 67???? GIVE IT UP! Just put some vodka in your prune juice! Jazz up your apple sauce with a little crushed Valium. That's all the high a senior needs. We don't need no hopped up senior citizens! Shit, those mother fuckers don't need to get a wild hair up their asses and take to the road anymore than their 5 car collision puckered faced cotton top selves already do when they wake up out of their old people coma and decide to fuckin' drive somewhere dead sober for some senile reason!
NO UPPERS FOR OLDIES, ONLY DOWNERS (and lots of them...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This is just sad. Addiction runs in the family, and from what little I've read of dad O'Neal, he's a nasty child/wife-beater on top of it all from day one.
Gingy needs to slow down on that meth/heroin train!
I'll never understand taking such completely different drugs in the same time frame. I'll take a bump or 10 of the meth, but you can keep the hair-on .
I am at least 12 years older than Redmond and the lines on his face give mine a good run for their money...
I wonder if they exchange xmas cards with the Wino?
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Should we start an O'Neil Deathpool?
We won't include Farrah cuz that would be tasteles.
I always thought Redmond & Rumer should breed. The combination of their recessive HOT gene could make the best looking persn on the planet. Plus who else would want to fuck either one of them?
haha what hollywood shiteads, poor little rich boy is addicted to meth and the loser celeb dad is a horrible father. it never ceases to amaze me that these celebs aren't already dead.
It would probably suck to be their neighbors...
Red looks like carrottop's little brother.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
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The family that smokes crack together...
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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How is it these ass-hats are still alive?
I am too lazy to read all the comments today.
Has anyone mentioned that Redmond looks like an even more inbred version of Prince Hot Ginge?
And he is also living proof that two handsome people usually have less than stellar-looking offspring.
is there one o'neal kid that isn't a junkie? ryan used to be so handsome...what a mess...and what a loser to still be doing drugs at his age and with his son...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
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EastEndGirl
*spies ESE*
Hm. Didn't break my heart, but there were a few other body parts that felt the loss...
On topic: Drugs are bad.
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ESE, TITS,
She was working in sea org in Toronto. Starving, rags as clothing and no contact allowed with family. Her dad kidnapped her and had to pay $4000. This was thirty years ago when that would have been a lot of money.
ESE, the couch is waiting when you get tired of young nubile flesh and fancy yourself a vaccay.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Thought that was Prince Ginge for a second...
Celebrity offspring are like airplanes: you only hear about the ones that crash.
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Submitted by r5bales on September 17, 2008 - 1:52pm.
You're right about that--there are lots of celeb kids we never hear about that may be living perfectly healthy lives.
Rumer and her siblings, unfortunately, were probably never encouraged to do anything other than be famous. Demi didn't even finish high school, so I can't imagine that family values education much.
Brooke Shields study time not required. LOL
I randomly wiki-ed her yesterday (there was something that prompted me to, but I can't remember now what it was) That's how I answered so fast about her degree. I was sort of amazed by her family background when I saw it, is all.
"Jody Foster went to Yale. And didn't Brooke Shields graduate from somewhere prestigious? But honestly, they are the exceptions."
IMO I don't think the good kids are the exceptions, I think we only see the idiots, because they are the ones who are screwing up. Gene Simpson's kids, Meryl Streep's kids, Clint Eastwood's kids, we don't know about them. I think there are a TON of children of celebs and a few celeb children who are great adults and young adults.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by dbella on September 17, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Brooke Shield's degree is in French literature. She's not the child of celebs, but she has quite the illustrious family background.
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Thanks - last thing I want to do is read about brooke sheilds (sucker heehee).
I kinda meant children of celebs like redmond... think 'rumer' for example.
EEG how much did they have to pay?
I'll bet the CO$ new just how much money the family could afford and charged accordingly.
Why is it that churches always need money. Why isn't god better at finances?
TITS, I just found it:
Shields matriculated at Princeton University in 1983 and for the next four years majored in French literature.
But dbella beat me to it......
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Brooke Shield's degree is in French literature. She's not the child of celebs, but she has quite the illustrious family background.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooke_Shields
Oklahoma,
I have heard of such a thing as naturally curly hair:
http://www.weirdspace.dk/CharlesSchulz/Graphics/Frieda.jpg
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Submitted by cake batter on September 17, 2008 - 12:11pm.
TITS:
When I was in grad school at Emerson College in Boston, Meat Loaf's daughter was there as an undergrad.
Does Meat Loaf count as a celebrity?
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No.
Next?
:D
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 17, 2008 - 3:28pm.
"cradle borrower" thankyouverymuch!LOL!
COS in the family?!?!... hide them well!!
OT: did the kid have meth face before or after the meth use?
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