Wednesday, September 17th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

What did that stuffed monkey ever do to deserve this?! - Popsugar

Brit Brit looking sort-of okay? - Egotastic!

Jennifer Aniston going to the gym. Warning! There's an up-close crotch shot (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Wonky McValtrex with her gay leather flunkies - Towleroad

Hayden Panatroll got a ticket. Throw her in the clink! - IDLYITW

Rosario Dawson should punch her make-up artist - Hollywood Tuna

Jacko doesn't know what organic means - Hollywood Rag

Officer Booty takes her job seriously - Just Jared

More from Stepford Katie's secret closet - Cityrag

A little Robert Downey Jr. for a Hump Day afternoon - Lainey Gossip

Posted by: Michael K


lizzieb's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Ladies Choice: J Depp or RD Jr.?

Can I have both?
On another matter I think that Katie video is real. Just like Princess Diana and the 'unauthorised' Morton book, this is really her. Poor cow.

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Hekki's picture

Oh come on, Rosario Dawson's Creek is beautiful. That lipstick is just a touch too much. Christina Aguilera and LiLo do much worse!

And I was really enjoying my Paris Hilton-free days. Guess that's over.

Haribo's picture

paris, you are so fucking ugly (and dumb)! ;/

P.S sorry folks, i couldn't resist!

brit brit looks good! whatever she's doing it is working for her! keep it up, girl!

DebFrmHell's picture

I ((HATE)) that my girl is in Drunken Stepfather. The guy who runs that site is a P-I-G!
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...

Mr. President's picture

Hayden should be ticketed for being such a little cutie. Yeah, I have warped taste in women.

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Mr. President's picture

Yankees are going nowhere this year. Yessss!!! They may actually finish fourth in the AL East this year. The closest thing to ticker tape they'll see this season will be the scripts for Jeter's Valtrex prescriptions.

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kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"I don't think Kirsten Dunst is that bad. She and Mischa Barton catch a lot of shit when they really are more boring than offensive." That is SO TRUE! I actually think KD is probably kind of cool in real life. Like a really fun chick that you chat up at a mutual friend's party.

The 'They Pick What I Wear' video is the best Katie Holmes confessional.
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Jamie55's picture

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Miss Priss's picture

Snowy

lol

I guess!!!

I love MEAT

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angel_i's picture

Brit looks pretty good but that look on her face tells me it won't last forever....

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snowpiece's picture

Miss Priss is a greedy little Deadhead! LOL
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Miss Priss's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 9:11am.
Ladies Choice: J Depp or RD Jr.?

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I'll take a JDepp/RDJ sammie pleeeeeeeaseeeee

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Sugar Magnolia

snowpiece's picture

Ladies Choice: J Depp or RD Jr.?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Callan's picture

Oh Robert Downey Jr..... the things I would do to you.

Salem13's picture

cake batter:

Thanks

Glad to see Dlisted working again I was getting worried.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Michael Jackson may be weird, creepy, and pale...but he sure as hell isn't SMART. LOL!

Didn't Ciara do a song called "Like A Boy"? Beyonce sucks.

I don't think Kirsten Dunst is that bad. She and Mischa Barton catch a lot of shit when they really are more boring than offensive.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

HairyPotheadfan's picture

Whoever that was doing the Katie Holmes impression was great, LMAO! It *almost* looks like Ginnifer Goodwin, which would be really ironic since that is Chris Kleins current girlfriend.

bambam's picture

Hmmmphf, must be a slow day at Hollywood Rag.

That shit is old recycled news.

KD's picture

The only thing good at KFC is their potato wedges. Yum. Their mashed potatoes are ok, too. And I know someone who works there and he said they put all the "leftover" meat in the pot pies, so that scratches that one off the list for me!

M.E.'s picture

Wow, the swamp slut took a bath. Yippty fucking do.

*twirls finger*

Pimpcessa's picture

Wow Brit really has lost some tonage, she looks good. Hopefully she's pulling her head out of her ass and getting focused again. I can't believe I said something nice about Brit. WTF is wrong with me??

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Tyroan's picture

Yet another reason to hate the yankees and their obnoxious fans.

2Di4's picture

i'm about THISCLOSE to posting a "Leave Jennifer Aniston Alone!" video on YouTube.

Miss Priss's picture

Fuck

I have that same tank Shitney has on..UGH

And yeah, she does look thinner and a little better, but I ain't forgetting all the shit like most people. She still sucks and her face is fug

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parissucksliterally's picture

I have never gotten what is special about Rosario- I think she has a monkey mouth.

Paris needs to be killed.

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SweetPollyPurebred's picture

RDJ looks fantastic. So glad to see the pornstache is gone.

DeeDee's picture

Rosario made a wrong lipstick decision and she propped up the chichis too high. Otherwise, she's purdy.

Thanks for the RDJ hump MK. lol

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loozer's picture

Vote for Kiki Dee, not Kiki D.

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Pernicious's picture

Oohh, RDJ is in my neck of the woods...

NYAPPLES's picture

wow britney looks thinner than she was at the vma's, I really thought she was gonna start getting fat in a week or so but i guess she is determined.

What the fuck is up with the site? I kept getting a blank page, glad to see it wasnt just me.

Paris Hilton looks like that dude from the german band Tokio Hotel, the lead singer who looks uber gay. But I like her dressed like a whore, when ever she dresses with her sundresses and bows in her hair its like bitch who the fuck are you kidding.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

oklahoma's picture

That Paris MTV show looks good, tho. Funny w/ all those lil whores, and that dude/girl Onch from china or somewhere.. funny stuff..

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

parissucksliterally's picture

Paris looks so fucking ugly there, and that movie looks so damn dumb.

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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
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oklahoma's picture

Its working better now! I was going frapp crazy.. I totally almost left work to go to starbucks, but all is good now! whew!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Silvara0428's picture

me too
problems
sux

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islandgirl's picture

Submitted by Salem13 on September 17, 2008 - 1:26pm.

Is anyone else having problems with the website?
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I am--- I think Kiki's snaggle teeth are the culprits. :)

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cake batter's picture

Salem13, I'm having some troubles too--I'm also on a mac.

Awesome avvie, btw.

Salem13's picture

Is anyone else having problems with the website?

Or is my Macintosh acting up again?

paris herpes's picture

Wow that's the cleanest she's looked in AGES!

Your face!

cake batter's picture

that monkey looks sad, like he's wiping away a little tear from his eye.

Always glad to see pics of Robert Downey Jr. but not glad to read that he's besties with that pretentious bore Fishsticks.

I wouldn't call Brit "well dressed" exactly, in a black tank black jeans, and brown shoes, but at least she's got her girly bits covered and looks clean, so I give her an E for Effort.

oklahoma's picture

I watched Disturbing Behavior w/ Katie last nite, and was laughing, saying Tom would make Katie watch it and say "KATE, KATE, tell me what it wrong w/ this. Kate! This is Glib KATE!"

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

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Yankees Suck
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