Wednesday, September 17th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
What did that stuffed monkey ever do to deserve this?! - Popsugar
Brit Brit looking sort-of okay? - Egotastic!
Jennifer Aniston going to the gym. Warning! There's an up-close crotch shot (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Wonky McValtrex with her gay leather flunkies - Towleroad
Hayden Panatroll got a ticket. Throw her in the clink! - IDLYITW
Rosario Dawson should punch her make-up artist - Hollywood Tuna
Jacko doesn't know what organic means - Hollywood Rag
Officer Booty takes her job seriously - Just Jared
More from Stepford Katie's secret closet - Cityrag
A little Robert Downey Jr. for a Hump Day afternoon - Lainey Gossip



Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Ladies Choice: J Depp or RD Jr.?
Can I have both?
On another matter I think that Katie video is real. Just like Princess Diana and the 'unauthorised' Morton book, this is really her. Poor cow.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
Oh come on, Rosario Dawson's Creek is beautiful. That lipstick is just a touch too much. Christina Aguilera and LiLo do much worse!
And I was really enjoying my Paris Hilton-free days. Guess that's over.
paris, you are so fucking ugly (and dumb)! ;/
P.S sorry folks, i couldn't resist!
brit brit looks good! whatever she's doing it is working for her! keep it up, girl!
I ((HATE)) that my girl is in Drunken Stepfather. The guy who runs that site is a P-I-G!
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...
Hayden should be ticketed for being such a little cutie. Yeah, I have warped taste in women.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Yankees are going nowhere this year. Yessss!!! They may actually finish fourth in the AL East this year. The closest thing to ticker tape they'll see this season will be the scripts for Jeter's Valtrex prescriptions.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
"I don't think Kirsten Dunst is that bad. She and Mischa Barton catch a lot of shit when they really are more boring than offensive." That is SO TRUE! I actually think KD is probably kind of cool in real life. Like a really fun chick that you chat up at a mutual friend's party.
The 'They Pick What I Wear' video is the best Katie Holmes confessional.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Snowy
lol
I guess!!!
I love MEAT
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Sugar Magnolia
Brit looks pretty good but that look on her face tells me it won't last forever....
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Miss Priss is a greedy little Deadhead! LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 9:11am.
Ladies Choice: J Depp or RD Jr.?
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I'll take a JDepp/RDJ sammie pleeeeeeeaseeeee
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Sugar Magnolia
Ladies Choice: J Depp or RD Jr.?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Oh Robert Downey Jr..... the things I would do to you.
cake batter:
Thanks
Glad to see Dlisted working again I was getting worried.
Michael Jackson may be weird, creepy, and pale...but he sure as hell isn't SMART. LOL!
Didn't Ciara do a song called "Like A Boy"? Beyonce sucks.
I don't think Kirsten Dunst is that bad. She and Mischa Barton catch a lot of shit when they really are more boring than offensive.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Whoever that was doing the Katie Holmes impression was great, LMAO! It *almost* looks like Ginnifer Goodwin, which would be really ironic since that is Chris Kleins current girlfriend.
Hmmmphf, must be a slow day at Hollywood Rag.
That shit is old recycled news.
The only thing good at KFC is their potato wedges. Yum. Their mashed potatoes are ok, too. And I know someone who works there and he said they put all the "leftover" meat in the pot pies, so that scratches that one off the list for me!
Wow, the swamp slut took a bath. Yippty fucking do.
*twirls finger*
Wow Brit really has lost some tonage, she looks good. Hopefully she's pulling her head out of her ass and getting focused again. I can't believe I said something nice about Brit. WTF is wrong with me??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Yet another reason to hate the yankees and their obnoxious fans.
i'm about THISCLOSE to posting a "Leave Jennifer Aniston Alone!" video on YouTube.
Fuck
I have that same tank Shitney has on..UGH
And yeah, she does look thinner and a little better, but I ain't forgetting all the shit like most people. She still sucks and her face is fug
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Sugar Magnolia
I have never gotten what is special about Rosario- I think she has a monkey mouth.
Paris needs to be killed.
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
Cause I give nothing for free....
-Chris Cornell
RDJ looks fantastic. So glad to see the pornstache is gone.
Rosario made a wrong lipstick decision and she propped up the chichis too high. Otherwise, she's purdy.
Thanks for the RDJ hump MK. lol
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Vote for Kiki Dee, not Kiki D.
http://www.eltonjohn.com/images/2007/10/03/13023_mn.jpg
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Oohh, RDJ is in my neck of the woods...
wow britney looks thinner than she was at the vma's, I really thought she was gonna start getting fat in a week or so but i guess she is determined.
What the fuck is up with the site? I kept getting a blank page, glad to see it wasnt just me.
Paris Hilton looks like that dude from the german band Tokio Hotel, the lead singer who looks uber gay. But I like her dressed like a whore, when ever she dresses with her sundresses and bows in her hair its like bitch who the fuck are you kidding.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
That Paris MTV show looks good, tho. Funny w/ all those lil whores, and that dude/girl Onch from china or somewhere.. funny stuff..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Paris looks so fucking ugly there, and that movie looks so damn dumb.
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
Cause I give nothing for free....
-Chris Cornell
Its working better now! I was going frapp crazy.. I totally almost left work to go to starbucks, but all is good now! whew!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
me too
problems
sux
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by Salem13 on September 17, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Is anyone else having problems with the website?
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I am--- I think Kiki's snaggle teeth are the culprits. :)
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Salem13, I'm having some troubles too--I'm also on a mac.
Awesome avvie, btw.
Is anyone else having problems with the website?
Or is my Macintosh acting up again?
Wow that's the cleanest she's looked in AGES!
Your face!
that monkey looks sad, like he's wiping away a little tear from his eye.
Always glad to see pics of Robert Downey Jr. but not glad to read that he's besties with that pretentious bore Fishsticks.
I wouldn't call Brit "well dressed" exactly, in a black tank black jeans, and brown shoes, but at least she's got her girly bits covered and looks clean, so I give her an E for Effort.
I watched Disturbing Behavior w/ Katie last nite, and was laughing, saying Tom would make Katie watch it and say "KATE, KATE, tell me what it wrong w/ this. Kate! This is Glib KATE!"
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Yankees Suck
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