Wednesday, September 17th 2008

Carrie Bradshaw Is Never Going Away

Candace Bushnell, the author of "Sex and the City," is writing a teen novel about Carrie Bradshaw's filly years. Sex and the Locker Room! Sex and Detention! Sex and Homeroom! You get it.

Candace said: "I've always been interested in exploring Carrie's teenage years. Carrie in high school did not follow the crowd - she led it. It was there that she began observing and commenting on the social scene."

HarperCollins, the bitches publishing the book, said: "Teenagers are rabid fans of the Sex and the City book and show. I can't wait to see what happens when Candace turns her sharp eye for social commentary to the other competitive jungle that is high school."

Teenagers in high school are probably having more sex than me, so I guess this makes sense. Although, I think I liked this idea better when it was called "Square Pegs." Seriously. That shit was sort of like SATC. Not really, but let's just pretend for once.

Obviously, Patty Green is Carrie Bradshaw. Muffy Tepperman is Charlotte, LaDonna Fredericks is Miranda and Jennifer DiNuccio is Samantha. And what about Lauren Hutchinson? Well, I guess she's Stanford.

Source: USWeekly

Posted by: Michael K


meadowgirl's picture

i just fucking bought that shit on amazon.com for like $25! i'll be spending my days in bed laughing...yeah...laughing at what a dork Patty Green was...is..? whatever. :)

busybee's picture

When SJP was on the Actor's Studio, she was asked what she though happened to her character in Square Pegs, and she answered that she turned into Carrie Bradshaw.

So there ya go
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busybee's picture

When SJP was on the Actor's Studio, she was asked what she though happened to her character in Square Pegs, and she answered that she turned into Carrie Bradshaw.

So there ya go
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Fifi's picture

"Square pegs, square pegs. Square, square PEGS! Always never quite right..."

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stake_spike's picture

I can see writing a book like that when your younger, you can relate because high school wasn't that long ago but Candace is in her 40's wnhat the hell is she going to write about? Didn't Carrie grow up in Ohio or something, it's won't be that glitzy.

Isn't this what Gossip Girl is for, NY social scene for the young set?

AmyWino's picture

Well, from that old photo it is now easy to see that "Carrie's" had some work done.
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

tapgirl's picture

Ummm Candace - there is already a tv show with commentating on the teenage social scene, it's called Gossip Girl you moron.

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snowpiece's picture

OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
how can I be so damn dumb!?!?!?! LMAO
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Reluctant Whore's picture

I can't wait to see what massive reservoir of information Bushnell comes up with when it comes to putting teenaged high school drama on the page or on the screen. There's certainly no other show on TV that deals with anything like that.

The market is completely open for something about high school students and in fact I can actually hear angsty teenagers who are beautiful and clonelike crying out for representation in mainstream culture.

"Portray Me!" they are yelling.

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booyah's picture

Candace did not base Carrie on her own life. Candace wrote a book, Carrie was a minor character. Her character on the show was a melding of many characters in the book. You should read it, it is very different. All the characters are not what they were in the book. And I believe that Candace didn't do the writing on the show.

Forty year old women everywhere will tune in.

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LoLo, your post was spot on! LMAO
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oklahoma's picture

Snowy, Jack helped you, He was really nice about it.. So would you jack him off, I mean, help jack off the horse??

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

snowpiece's picture

okie: OK I know I am lame but I don't get it. LOL
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xxyxz's picture

lol I'll be here

you spelled it right

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oklahoma's picture

Xxyxz,, G will be leaving in a few, i'll call. Joseph is soo funny! No mas fuck yeah? (sp?)

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xxyxz's picture

Oklahoma...

CML Joseph is actin' a fool!

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oklahoma's picture

MissPriss. Oh that was a disgusting scene in that movie.. I bet they yelled cut, clear the room. Then carried on w/ 'old man 69'. *shivers in loonie bin*

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oklahoma's picture

Snowpiece.. We watched the pilot for Lost the other night, and we were thinking:

If Jack helped you off the horse, would you help Jack off the horse?

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Miss Priss's picture

Okie

I always wondered the same...for example, in Borat, the scene were Borat and the fat guy are wresteling naked and that fat ass ir right over Borat's face...how could you be OK with that shit!!!

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oklahoma's picture

MissPriss.. And from South Park, when I think its Stans mom, she farts and says "Stinky Apples" Or Rotten Apples, something like that.. funny stuff! I just wonder how these whores do those sex scenes, like Does dick get hard.. Do they put a piece of board on the lap when they bounce? So many questions..

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Okie

I was thinking the same...pot in the zip lock!!!

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cake batter's picture

I have the Square Pegs theme song on my iPod. I really did love that show.

oklahoma's picture

Unless she has pot in that baggie, she better be putting it over her head.. Or vagina..Eww Stinky appples!

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snowpiece's picture

Stoney: ;( I know, damn it, I am so upset about that too. Can you imagine, she will make me miss Dan Quayle! LOL
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 17, 2008 - 6:56am.
What's next? Sex & City "Day Care Years"? Baby hags skanking it up on the mats during nap time at day care.

I hate Hollywood

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Seriously.

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Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 12:53pm.

Oh, cool. I bet he is counting down the days, too. He is probably ready to retreat to his ranch.

Stoney's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 12:53pm.

It won't be time to party if Sarah Palin is there in his place...

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LoLo's picture

if its a book or a show I dont care. Its a waste of paper or air. Cant stand the vapid tart.
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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

LOOZER!!!

LOVED Square Pegs.

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oklahoma's picture

StockBroker.. SATC movie showed peen for like a second.. That is awesome, So, no it can't die! nooooo! you bad, bad bad! i spank you now!

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snowpiece's picture

loozer I watched it too, MK prolly had to Netflix it, that's why the names are all fresh in his mind. Square pegs is the reason I don't buy "Carrie Bradshaw".
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Stock Broker's picture

What's next? Sex & City "Day Care Years"? Baby hags skanking it up on the mats during nap time at day care.

I hate Hollywood.

LoLo's picture

Candace said: "I've always been interested in exploring Carrie's teenage years. Carrie in high school did not follow the crowd - she led it. It was there that she began observing and commenting on the social scene."

Ok Candice you stupid bitch. Ummm hey doll face, Carry was based on your fucking lame life as a dumb ho making stupid choices and complaining in the city, now you want to force us to go back to your Wonder Years stage and explore with you when you were earning your girl scout badge at being a junior cock sucker?

NO THANKS.

Do us a favor and flip through your year book on your own time ho. Everyfuckingteenshow has kids fucking and doing stupid shit on it. Raise the bar and do something smart. And close your fly trap. NOT YOUR LEGS IDIOT! THE HOLE IN YOUR FACE!

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Stoney's picture

As long as parents are letting their 15 year olds watch r rated shows on HBO like Sex and the City, I guess they'll let them read this book as well.
So wrong.
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OMG I actually had to do work. Did I miss anything?

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loozer's picture

Aaaah, I watched Square Pegs every week. Tracy Nelson and Jamie Gertz! MichaelK you are too young to remember that show. You probably weren't even potty trained yet.
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KD: 1/20/09 is Bush's last day in office! time to PAAAAARTY! LOL I ahve the bumper sticker on my car too.

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KD's picture

I thought this was about a series of books, not a show.

paris herpes's picture

Another chick book with the potential to be another shitty TV show! Why does she keep up with the torture?! What if WE'RE not interested in Carrie's high school years? Doesn't our opinion matter?!!? Sorry...I really hate SATC!

Your face!

snowpiece's picture

Isn't this already called Gossip Girl?
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KD's picture

Snow- why is the date 1/20/09 in your siggy? I just noticed that it is a date in the future. (yeah, I'm slow sometimes.)

Sooooo, bitch is broke and needs some coin?

You can bank on this becoming an unwatchable movie/series. Blech.

cake batter's picture

Well, a book about Carrie's HS years would necessarily be set in the 80s, so the brand-name-dropping would be awfully retro-fun. Was Carrie's shoe tree full of L.A. Gear with neon laces and jellies in rainbow colors?

However, I don't think today's high school girls would be that interested.

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Hollywood is so boring. Nothing new, everything is a remake. What happened to creativity?

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Justina's picture

PLEASE NO!

Stock Broker's picture

Geezus, another chick book.

Can the whole Sex & City crap just die already.

snowpiece's picture

MK are those the names of the girls on Square Pegs? Your mind is a steel trap my love!
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