A new report claims that the man driving Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fayed on that fateful night in Paris was boozing hardcore. Recent tests show that Henri Paul had a blood alcohol level of three times the legal French limit the night he drove the couple on August 31, 1997. An official British report to be released on Thursday will state the cause as an accident. This already reaffirms a French ruling in 1999.
Also, reports will be published that the United States Secret Service bugged the Princess' phone and have taped conversations from the night of the crash. The taped conversations are said to provide new insight about the mystery surrounding that night.
So driver dude was wasted, paparazzi went crazy, she might have been pregnant...blah blah blah. This is another Marilyn Monroe thing, eh? It's just going to go on and on and on. You know homegirl is sitting on an island laughing at all of this.