Mischa Barton Ruins Everything
Nicole Richie apparently packed up her happy little shit, grabbed Sad Clown Baby and moved out of the house she shared with Joel Madden after a some stupid fight. Nicole didn't exactly move out, because she came back the next day. A source told Star Magazine: "This was her way of sending Joel a message."
HA! We've all done that shit. One time, I had a huge fight with my live-in-boyfriend at the time and I threatened to move out. I knew I had nowhere to go, so I just went around the place packing up all my shit. While stuffing boxes with my crap, I would shout at him, "Fuck this shit! I'm over this. I'm leaving for good this time. You hear me? I said I'm leaving." He didn't stop me, so I kept at it. I even went to the kitchen and started packing up dishes. "These fucking dishes are mine! There's no way I'm going to let your whores eat off the dishes I paid for. I'm through with this shit. I'm LEAVING. L-E-A-V-I-N-G. I'm not coming back! Did you get that?!" At that point I started to panic, because I really didn't want to have to spend the night in the shelter. I finally said, "You know what! Fuck this. You leave!" He was probably embarrassed for me, because he apologized and asked me to stay. I responded, "I'll fucking think about it! Let me sleep on it and I'll tell you in the morning!" Ain't love grand?
Back to Nicole! The fighting didn't end after Nicole's walkout. A few days later the two traveled to NYC for fashion week and fought the whole time. After fighting at some party, Joel ditched Nicole and went back to L.A. At a VMA party, Joel started flirting with Mischa Barton. Wonky McValtrex, who was also the party, took pictures of Joel and Mischa dancing and texted them to Nicole. Nicole immediately accused Joel of cheating on her with the cellulite wonder and now they are sleeping in separate rooms.
Hmmm....I feel for Nicole and I would shed a tear for her, but I'm too busy not giving a fuck. That's what she gets for shacking up with a member of Good Charlotte.
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i dont know how the fuck Nicole let that ugly bastard put his dick in her in the first place man!
Imagine that dorky dude with that big ass head of his tryig to crawl up on top of you making emo grunt noises calling your ass Charlote cause he got all punch drunk on jesus love and being "high on life" and forgot if he was doing "the stranger" or actually putting his narsty sad peen in a human hole.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
of COURSE they let the kids draw on the walls- they are ARTISTS. They do things differently....like read books.
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
Cause I give nothing for free....
-Chris Cornell
the whole giant front foyer is taken over by Mad and Pax's erector set and the pieces are everywhere
"they never have to pick up after themselves" and yet Angie's reason for not hiring a cleaning crew is supposedly because she doesn't want to spoil the kids (also due to privacy issues)****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Snowy - OMFG!!!!!!!! I wanna barf. That is disgusting! Someone call CPS! No wonder they don't stay in one place long! They stink themselves out of houses! GROSS!
♥♥♥ I lubs you all so much I went and bought the freaking Star!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
putsomestankonit
Just some feel good story about Zahara having a job lined up for when she gets older.
Yeah, the JP's are only loaning these kids the money for their upbringing and when they come of age BAM, it's time to get to work and pay them back. Haha, just joking, but it does seem foolish to be setting that up for Z. What if she grows up like many wealthy kids who just want to party and hang out with kids like Fat Elvis??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I have read that Brad is a filthy mess...never bathes. And Angie is a permissive, "I'm the kids's buddy" type of enabler. The kids always look dirty and uncared-for, even in the People spread. The Pigpen Castle story is not a stretch.
BRING ON THE PIGPEN stories! OMG! Loves it!!!!!
The Brangeloonies will soon be following their dirty leader by smoothering themselves in feces!
ROCK ON!
@Snowpiece thanks, you just made my day!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 12:48pm.
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OMG! If that's true.. child abuse.
snowpiece
so this god and his godess are fucking pigs???
"faints from laughing"
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
direct quote: the sink and counters are piled high with dirty dishes covered in spoiling food
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
buzkill:
Used to dress??? I can't say anything nice about how they dress now.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
PIGPEN CASTLE UPDATE:
they leave milk out till it spoils and there are flies, pizza boxes everywhere, the kids are allowed to leave toys all over the place, bathroom is destroyed by toothpaste fights and Mad dying his hair, Brad and Angie are the messiest of all they just throw their clothes all over the room and never make the bed, the kids are allowed to draw on the walls and never wipe their feet, it goes on and on LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I think pig pen castle is somewhat true. Geena Davis broke up with Brad not only cause he was dirty and didn't shower much, but because his house was always a filth hole.
M.E. I would guess both.
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
LMAO! You went full on TyTy on this.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
-Take a break but worry not; things wiII stiII be fucked when you get your perspective back.
Ok, I said my piece about Mischa. Now bring on the pigpen story!!!!
So, I'm getting that Nicole is really insecure, or, he's cheated or acted inappropriately in the past as to her being suspicious?!?!
Oh man I am way more of a "get the fuck out then" kinda gal. NO way am I packing MY shit up because YOU fucked up!
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Nicole is an immature ugly jealous loser cunt. you can tell this bitch is a snake and will turn on you in a sec. Joel is a tool. Im glad these 2 are miserable. I'll give both of these tarts about a year left.
Good for Jennifer...a major upgrade man, after Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn and John Mayer.
Pigpen Castle...I love it, and it's probably true. No wonder Brad is running away every chance he gets.
As far as Nicole and Douche Madden, who cares.
Hang on a tick... if they are twins, maybe it's the other one that's stinking up the club with Barton? Perhaps Paris got shitted on and she's trying to turn it around!
NOBODY on here type "you can tell it's "insert name" because of the [insert difference] on his [insert body part]. As a fully fledged super-bitch you should not know (and not care to know) the difference between douches!
--thanks awfully--
OMFG! MK's rant! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! I think we've all done that at some point in our lives! AHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Funniest part of it is when the panic starts to set in when your partner isn't stopping you from packing your crap and doesn't seem to give a shit when you say for the 300th time that you are leaving.
AHAHAHAH!
I had a BF once that while my crazy ass was still ranting and raving about how I was leaving because he was such a dick, etc, he actually started HELPING ME PACK!
:::shockey face:::
I was like RUH ROH!
I want this Gerard Butler / Aniston rumor cleared right the fuck up!
Now bitches! I don't care if Angelina adopts Harlow and Brad Pitt adopts Kiera Knightly then has an affair with Benji Madden!
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
I bet Sad Clown Baby weights more than Nicole.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
These two aren't married are they?? And who in the hell honestly ever thought they would last as a couple?? And YES bring on the story of the pigpen castle!! Wouldn't shock me that they live a little grungy I mean didn't anyon see the photo spread they had with all the kids and introducing the twins? They looked pretty rough in all those pics too. But considering that they surely have tons of help i'm sure it's a play on words and they don't really live like piggies....right?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
It's about fucking time! Seriously, I get the feeling that Nicole is better than all the losers she surrounds herself with and then some!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I think this is the first time Jen has "topped" Brangelina..get it cuz her story is above theirs..whatever.
ROFL!! I love that second paragraph. completely been there done that. omg i couldn't stop laughing.
Fuck you Star Magazine for not having any news or pictures of the pig pen castle online. Just some feel good story about Zahara having a job lined up for when she gets older. Fuckers!
Considering you deposited sperm in a marsupial by mistake, are now stuck with a talentless wonder, have a family member going out with the pornographic equivalent of Big Bird on Zolpidem and then get busted with another good for nothing by said Big Bird.. does life get any worse??
The proof that there IS a downside to fame? Or proof that Karma does indeed exist? ;)
--thanks awfully--
I guarantee, instead of moving out, she'll get pregnant again.
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
Cause I give nothing for free....
-Chris Cornell
Oh MK, you are sooooo right! I got mad at my live in bf one time, packed up all my shit, and stayed at my aunts house for a day! the next day i came crawling back and spent the whole day putting all my shit back, total waste of time...
"That's what she gets for shacking up with a member of Good Charlotte."
Amen. Did she really need somebody to tell her not to make a baby with--or move in with--a douchebag wannabe rocker dude?? Why waste the time, energy and effort? IT CAN'T LAST!!
ohmygod that baby is so cute I just wanna gobble her up.
Mischa is a homely no talent bitch who will jump on any peen to get in the news, even if it is that lumpy unwashed mess Joel. And Paris is a biotch for doing that little kid drama queen shit "ooh girl your man is over here on the dance floor with some skank, here lemme send you some pics to add to your misery instead of just telling you and letting you and him handle it." And a real friend would have snatched Mischa's ass up and tossed her around a bit. I know I would.
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
hahahahaha @ you fake moving out. my ex tried that shit once (we didnt live together, she just was always there and had her shit there) so the whole dramatic thing didnt really have the effeact she wanted cuz clearly i was like "ok.... bye"
I'm going down to the lobby newstand to do the research on PIGPEN CASTLE! BRB
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
hahahah cthehoff, my thoughts exactly!!
pigpen castle?!?!? DO TELL!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
They strategically place the Brangeloonie headline right under Jen's So fucking predictable
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Sugar Magnolia
xxyxz WTF is going on in your avie?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
First off, you're supposed to pack a suitcase, go to your girlfriend's place and come back for your shit in a couple days, MK. DUH! By then your S.O. will be begging you back.
Second, I seriously doubt there's any way Joel cheated on pretty, thin Nicole, mother of his child, for hideous, dimply mess who can't dress Mischa Barton. But, he is a man, so who knows?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
so show us the pigpen castle, I'm dying here!!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Oh that's right Wonky hates Mischa because of Greasy Bear and Cisco Adler. The 6 degrees of herpes game in Hollywood is a never ending one.
Damn Mischa is quick !
Brad and Angie's castle!!! With little piggies and 100 kids runnin' around Fairy Tale life they have. Barf
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Sugar Magnolia
Fuck you Joel!!!! Stupid douche water /douche bag asshole!
(edited) Because dlisted teaches me something new everyday! I didn't mean to offend anyone
*places gold star on chart*
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on September 17, 2008 - 11:26am.
What is with these Hollywood skanks who go after the married w/children men? Do they think that the guy won't cheat on them in the same situation?
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Unfortunately, it isn't just Hollywood. Those skanks are everywhere.
Didn't they have the same headline with one of the Trollsen twins?
I bet Wonky couldn't wait to start shit
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Sugar Magnolia
Haha, snowy! Once again, we seem to be on the same wavelength. :)
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
lol... good charlotte
i dont get it nicole....
did you see the way those guys used to dress???