Mischa Barton Ruins Everything
Nicole Richie apparently packed up her happy little shit, grabbed Sad Clown Baby and moved out of the house she shared with Joel Madden after a some stupid fight. Nicole didn't exactly move out, because she came back the next day. A source told Star Magazine: "This was her way of sending Joel a message."
HA! We've all done that shit. One time, I had a huge fight with my live-in-boyfriend at the time and I threatened to move out. I knew I had nowhere to go, so I just went around the place packing up all my shit. While stuffing boxes with my crap, I would shout at him, "Fuck this shit! I'm over this. I'm leaving for good this time. You hear me? I said I'm leaving." He didn't stop me, so I kept at it. I even went to the kitchen and started packing up dishes. "These fucking dishes are mine! There's no way I'm going to let your whores eat off the dishes I paid for. I'm through with this shit. I'm LEAVING. L-E-A-V-I-N-G. I'm not coming back! Did you get that?!" At that point I started to panic, because I really didn't want to have to spend the night in the shelter. I finally said, "You know what! Fuck this. You leave!" He was probably embarrassed for me, because he apologized and asked me to stay. I responded, "I'll fucking think about it! Let me sleep on it and I'll tell you in the morning!" Ain't love grand?
Back to Nicole! The fighting didn't end after Nicole's walkout. A few days later the two traveled to NYC for fashion week and fought the whole time. After fighting at some party, Joel ditched Nicole and went back to L.A. At a VMA party, Joel started flirting with Mischa Barton. Wonky McValtrex, who was also the party, took pictures of Joel and Mischa dancing and texted them to Nicole. Nicole immediately accused Joel of cheating on her with the cellulite wonder and now they are sleeping in separate rooms.
Hmmm....I feel for Nicole and I would shed a tear for her, but I'm too busy not giving a fuck. That's what she gets for shacking up with a member of Good Charlotte.
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I went to that mags site to find the dirt on the pig pen, there wasn't any. There was an article about Megan Fox having a lezzie affair with a stripper though.
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Dick happens! - MK
They didn't even clean the house for birthday guests?!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Stoney, went there for the boss's kids barfday. I REFUSED to go inside after walking, then right the fuck back out. Made an excuse to leave early too. Don't want my kids getting any "let color on the walls" ideas, becuase a swift spank on the ass and time out would REALLY ruin their "creativity".
YO, MK, now is the time to start a thread with this PigPen story.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
My kid has written on walls and I like things clean. 4 words for Angie: MR CLEAN MAGIC ERASER. It works. Also keep a small can of touch up paint in your wall's color. Good as new! And if you are worried about chemicals from cleaners try this stuff that HSN sells. It is made with banana oil and it is a amazing. It even gets out spagetti sauce and crayon in carpet.
Angie should call me.
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M.E.
OH HELL TO THE NO!!! I've never really been exposed to pigs on that level. Christ if I go to someones home and there's old dirty dishes in the sink I carry my arse right the fuck out! And using the bathroom is entirely out of the question! Smoke be coming from my heels and I aint even nice about it.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Stoney
*raises hand*
Banned at Just Jolie also.
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Submitted by M.E. on September 17, 2008 - 12:17pm.
*gasp*
I have never underdstood how people live with trash and old food everywhere.
Laundry, a different story. LOL
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 17, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Do it! I would myself but I got banned from commenting. LOL
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Wow, the Star has a story about Jessica Simpson being all drunk and asked to leave a party at Fashion week, and being all hung on GMA and Rachel Ray, hahahahahahha
she was making jokes about her gas the whole time, oh wait, I do think I remember MK talking about that....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Jens probably thinking, "Yep, I dodged that bullet, and everyone thought I was heartbroken when he left". She's supposedly known as a clean freak.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I would imagine Brad's actual house is something like that of Floyd's from True Romance or the Paper Street Soap Company from Fight Club.
PIMPCESSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The kids drawing on the walls shit irks the fuck out of me. My boss lets his kids do that shit. He was raised so strictly, that he is basically being a Brad and Angie, it's revolting, their Million dollar home is TRASHED! Crayon all over the walls, window sills, doors, cabinets, fuck everywhere. Kitchen is cluttered with bread, cookies, chips, miscellaneous food. Various half empty cans of soda/juice strung about the house.
It is DISGUSTING! Their house is in various states of repair, dog shit every where outside. UGH! They have a motorcycle track on their property, the kids go over and pour buckets of DIRT over their heads.
UGH! It's fucking GROSS!
Those kids are gonna be the biggest fukking brats.
Snowy, I was (sort of) kidding, but I guess they are THAT full of themselves. I wonder if they are toilet-trained or if they just go wherever they want? And of course by "they", I am referring to Brad.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
IG: you called it!: "Angie is really big on letting the kids express their creativity," says the source, "so she has no problem with them doodling in crayon all over the walls, even the wallpaper.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
snowpiece
Pimpcessa : you mean "the $70 million Chateau Miraval?"
Yeah, they're only renting that place.
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Miss Priss ha ha ha I cant help it but when I see really odd looking people I imagine if they have sex and what their sex face looks like.
I mean ODD unfortunate looking Wildenstein-esq types of people.
Snow piece you are cracking me up
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 6:07am.
Miss Priss :
" The boys often wage toothpaste wars with younger sisters Zahara and Shiloh, which leaves a huge mess of dried gunk all over the bathroom walls, mirrors and floors."
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They let Shiloh out of the ivory tower?!?! LMAO
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snowpiece
Ok but you have the quotes so you have to come with me. This is just too funny. But the loons will just say that Jens mgr Huvane put that story out or they'll say it's the best way to bond with and love a child and they wish their parents had given them that kind of freedom of expression. They justify everything Brangelina does.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
But they don't need to keep a clean house, for they are true "artistes". Housework is for the unwashed common man!
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Pimpcessa : you mean "the $70 million Chateau Miraval?" LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 17, 2008 - 1:05pm.
You just know that the owner of the house (because they didn't buy - they are renting the castle) is reading this shit right now and heading to the court house to get the eviction paperwork filed.
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG I wanna see their shit on the front lawn of le castle de scumbags
Miss Priss :
" The boys often wage toothpaste wars with younger sisters Zahara and Shiloh, which leaves a huge mess of dried gunk all over the bathroom walls, mirrors and floors."
Pimpcessa: ok, you go first, LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Bwahahahaha, MK's story is the funniest EVAH!
I'm sorry, but Nicole seems like she would be a major bitch to live with. And her douchefriend seems so immature. I actually didn't think it would last this long.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Gotta love Joel's Christian values.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Nicole does seem very insecure...I would be too if i was her. FUGGGGGG anorexic SKANK. anyone that is BFF with wonky is SKANK. wonky is a cunt bitch as well. god i hate these people....
And for Brangelina, anyone who is fucking dying their 4 and 6 year olds hair is white trash. WTF?
shes been dying maddox's hair since he was 3. c'mon dumb bitch!
Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 5:58am.
i dont know how the fuck Nicole let that ugly bastard put his dick in her in the first place man!
Imagine that dorky dude with that big ass head of his tryig to crawl up on top of you making emo grunt noises calling your ass Charlote cause he got all punch drunk on jesus love and being "high on life" and forgot if he was doing "the stranger" or actually putting his narsty sad peen in a human hole.
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*i think just just broke my laugh box* That was funny as hell
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Sugar Magnolia
I will just say re: pigpen castle that I bet Brad's mom is mortified--no wonder she hates Angie. Mrs. Pitt seems like the straight-up middle-class midwestern mom type (like my own ma) who doesn't stand for a messy house.
You just know that the owner of the house (because they didn't buy - they are renting the castle) is reading this shit right now and heading to the court house to get the eviction paperwork filed.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
And I do mean stripes as in stripes of guyliner.
If it gets too messy I guess Brad and Angie can just move the kids to the other side of the mansion and set up house again
Snowy
LMAO!!
Toofpaste fight
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Sugar Magnolia
snowpiece
Do you think we should stoll over to JJ to enlighten the loons?? That would be big fun!!
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Ewww taking a bite out of pizza and then throwing it back in the box is just as bad is licking a chocolate and then putting back in the box.
Joel is a notorious cheater. He used to call a girl I knew all the time when he was with Duff. I'm sure he may have straightened up a but after having a kid but a leopard doesn't change it's stripes.
My momma use to sing this song to us
Clean Up
Clean Up
Its time to clean up
Or you get beat up
IM KIDDING! My mom would never hurt a fly unless that fly was hurting her babies, then shed cut that bitch AND MAKE SURE THE HOUSE WAS CLEAN SO WE DIDNT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE PIGS!
We helped her do it too, just like shake and bake!
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BWHHHAHHHAAA....a house full of garbage, cockroaches, and flies...how utterly revolting, and just testament to the verbal trash they spew on a daily basis
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Submitted by No Words on September 17, 2008 - 1:00pm.
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That's exactly what I was thinking. When someone adopts internationally is their home inspected?
Pimpcessa: I have the magazine in front of me as we speak! it's all "true"!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
M.E.!! Wazzup?
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Submitted by speakit on September 17, 2008 - 10:58am
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True that. I would love to see them try to adopt in America...no self-respecting agency would allow it.
Sad Clown Baby is a cutie patootie!!
You never play the "I'mleaving" game you always play the "gethefuckout" game. It gives you the opportunity to lay hands on them. When they refuse to leave, which usually they do. Then you bust them up side the head with a lamp or something.
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"Other times the family will order pizza and leave the boxes sitting on the counter, says the source. "Brad, Angie or the kids will come by, take a slice, eat a few bites and then throw it back in the box."
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Oh lord i ddint read the comkents about Pig Pitt and the Virgin Fucking Mary Jolie
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I don't know what it is but I don't feel much sympathy if it is true. Usually I do when there is a kid involved but there's just smething about them that annoys the hell out of me and secretly I want it to be true. evil? pathetic maybe?
snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 1:18pm.
PIGPEN CASTLE UPDATE:
Snow, you're joking right or did you really read that? My enquiring mind needs to know!!
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HA! Snowy, ur the bestest!
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Angie doesn't want to hire a cleaning crew because they'd turn her ass over to CPS.