Mischa Barton Ruins Everything
Nicole Richie apparently packed up her happy little shit, grabbed Sad Clown Baby and moved out of the house she shared with Joel Madden after a some stupid fight. Nicole didn't exactly move out, because she came back the next day. A source told Star Magazine: "This was her way of sending Joel a message."
HA! We've all done that shit. One time, I had a huge fight with my live-in-boyfriend at the time and I threatened to move out. I knew I had nowhere to go, so I just went around the place packing up all my shit. While stuffing boxes with my crap, I would shout at him, "Fuck this shit! I'm over this. I'm leaving for good this time. You hear me? I said I'm leaving." He didn't stop me, so I kept at it. I even went to the kitchen and started packing up dishes. "These fucking dishes are mine! There's no way I'm going to let your whores eat off the dishes I paid for. I'm through with this shit. I'm LEAVING. L-E-A-V-I-N-G. I'm not coming back! Did you get that?!" At that point I started to panic, because I really didn't want to have to spend the night in the shelter. I finally said, "You know what! Fuck this. You leave!" He was probably embarrassed for me, because he apologized and asked me to stay. I responded, "I'll fucking think about it! Let me sleep on it and I'll tell you in the morning!" Ain't love grand?
Back to Nicole! The fighting didn't end after Nicole's walkout. A few days later the two traveled to NYC for fashion week and fought the whole time. After fighting at some party, Joel ditched Nicole and went back to L.A. At a VMA party, Joel started flirting with Mischa Barton. Wonky McValtrex, who was also the party, took pictures of Joel and Mischa dancing and texted them to Nicole. Nicole immediately accused Joel of cheating on her with the cellulite wonder and now they are sleeping in separate rooms.
Hmmm....I feel for Nicole and I would shed a tear for her, but I'm too busy not giving a fuck. That's what she gets for shacking up with a member of Good Charlotte.
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I'm not buying this story. Nicole is sooooo the one wearing the pants in this pairing. She'd have bitch-slapped his ass to a hotel if she really felt he was trying it on with a fashion-impaired fugmunster.
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harlow is really fricking cute, and i don't even really like babies!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
hahhahahaha god i love mk's personal stories
STOPPIT you are the funniest fucking person alive!!!
James Haven knows quite abit about the drama that is unfolding in that house but cannot tell.....just yet!
Maybe after a few Marqurita's (easy on the salt) and James Haven will spill the beans.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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That sweet precious baby looks just like her daddy. Good for Nicole for leaving and speaking of leaving.......CTHU @ L-E-A-V-I-N-G!! I love that rant!
I felt sorry for this little baby having Nicole as her mother. Can you imagine having Mushy has her step mother?
Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"Other times the family will order pizza and leave the boxes sitting on the counter, says the source. "Brad, Angie or the kids will come by, take a slice, eat a few bites and then throw it back in the box."
...are you starting a rumor that Angelina eats food?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Sheesh, someone's a little insecure.
Angie has no problem with the kids expressing their creativity, my ass. I'll tell you what helping your kids express their creativity is. It's what Mozart's father did, for example. Teaching him music since he was like 3, spending countless hours at the piano with him and actually BEING a mucisian himself. Not letting him draw on the walls, playing piano at night or whatever the hell he wanted or taking whatever they ate in Austria at that time from a box, taking a bite and putting it back.
Thanks snowpiece!
I'm on my deathbed sick so I wasn't focused! :p
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Dick happens! - MK
i'm surprised richie and that dude lasted as long as they did...but banging mischa...ewww...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
i hate people that do not discipline their children...i already have a low tolerance for kids as it is, but when they are bad...forget about...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Submitted by Dallas on September 17, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Damn, she looks just like her Dad.
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Some fun Wiki education for you...one of these things does not belong - can you tell which?
Nicole Richie was born Nicole Camille Escovedo in East Bumfuck.[1] Because of her birth surname, she is well-rumored to be the biological daughter of African-Mexican percussionist Peter Escovedo III; however, her birth father has not been identified publicly because he is a crackhead.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
All these assholes need to grow the fuck up. especially Bitchie and Douche-Madden. They have a BABY for christ sake.
I'm all for encouraging creativity in children, but in my house, the art takes place ON PAPER! Memo to Angie: I bought a $20 easel from Ikea & it works like a charm, no crayons on the wall. I'm sure the owners of the $70 million mansion they're renting just LOVE the "art" on the walls...
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http://worldofsuzy.blogspot.com/
Damn, she looks just like her Dad.
Nicole's kid is adorable........Whoregelina and her lover boy look quite un kept and, so do their kids. so you can only imagine how filthy their pigpen must be
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Being a maid for Brangelina and their brats has to be the worst job on the planet.
Where's James Haven to chime in about this? I bet he's chained to Angelina's bedpost sitting on the wet spot.
I bet when the Jolie-Pitts root around in all their garbage, they find some truffles.
That's just how special they are.
Wasn't Mischa just w/ Josh Hartnett?? meanie!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I completely believe the Brad and Angie story. They've always been "earthy".
Oh yeah what's up with Pigpen Castle?! That title totally stole the show on the mag...it should have made front cover instead of Nicole and her sad clown baby (who I so want to adopt and save her from the wretchedness that is Nicole!)...
Your face!
Aw, Nicole.
And DUH!
I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner.
The Pig Pen Castle, tick tock tick tock...
*KABOOM*
And all the loons went blind.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Although this may or may not be true, Nicole is such a bitch that I'm thinking that this probably did happen. They're like the douchiest couple on the face of the planet. What makes it even worse is that the father of sad clown baby is Joel Madden! It's a travesty of epic proportions! (And I think the baby is really cute too!)...ugh...Keira collapses...color me suprised...I'm shocked she can even walk sometimes!
Your face!
Harlow is cute ,but to me she looks like a baby boy
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Little Harlow looks like she could cut a bitch in that photo.
Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 11:00am.
Love that song Mrs. K!
he's the best!
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Love that song Mrs. K!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
bwaahah
But I said I only needed a phone charger!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Xxyxz.. You were so trashed, you must have forgot you said I could do ANYTHING I wanted! *smiles* And that included sending pictures.. lol
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Oklahoma!!
I told you not to send my picture to M.K for the Caption This!!!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
LOLO
I ♥ Paul Simon
Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Is that Harlow? She's really fucking cute!
Baby needs its bottom spanked sometimes when it wants its bottle..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Smokie Time!
teabag
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
OK Funny shit just happened
Went to CVS to get some stuff, bitches at the register were talking Brangeloonie while reading this particular issue of Star. They were making fun of them, they were def. not loonies!
The one girl was like, well that's what you get when you buy babies in bulk! LMAO
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Oh gosh, I'm never eating again, I miss evrything! I must read what the inside of the PigPen looks like.. a Whornado hit it??
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I have no trouble letting the door knob hit my ass where the sun dont shine because it tickles and makes me giggle.
While that has nothing to do with leaving a lover i must say this does.
GET ON THE BUS GUS!
Dont need to discussssssss much
Just make a new plan, Stan
AND MAKE LIKE A TREE AND LEAF!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OKIE TIME!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Clarisse ~ thanks for sharing
Like, oh ma gah!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Stock Broker!
Egggsactally! My ex use to pull the "I'm tired of this bull-shit! I'm outta here" at least once a month. I'd tell him to leave the cell phone cuz i paid for it....He'd instantly pull the "I will make this better! We can make this work!" First time he had the balls to leave, locks were changed and his shit was packed and on the porch.
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 17, 2008 - 12:11pm.
But they don't need to keep a clean house, for they are true "artistes". Housework is for the unwashed common man!
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LMAO!
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Stoney - no. Hosted a birthday party, in a house that was under construction, the deck had been ripped out, nails sticking out of the structure where deck had been, the slider from the living room that went to what was the deck, still there, unlocked and open, opening to a 6ft drop.
Fucking tards.
MK ~ thanks for sharing your story.
The last time someone pulled the "I'm leaving" crap on me, I helped her pack.
I'm getting too old to play games.
lmao. god, that whole fighting scene mk just relayed is so freaking true. hahahahaha.
EvilShoe: LOL I basically retyped the entire article, see below... :)
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
A friend of mine used to have roaches. She lived in the Jects and I visited one day when my son was about 2. we went in and waited for her to get dressed, we were going to the zoo. My son stood at her front door and refused to move. I kept calling him and he wouldn't budge. There was a room full of people and their kids. So finally i said in a stern voice for my son to get over here. he replied "why are we here with these things crawling all around our heads. You see em don't you mommy I know you do" CTFU!!!
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"Drink beer Save water"
"Angie is really big on letting the kids express their creativity," says the source, "so she has no problem with them doodling in crayon all over the walls, even the wallpaper.
Translation: Angie is high on smack.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.